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syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

BiggerBoat posted:

Insomnia read like a loving Dean Koontz novel; to the point that when I recall reading it I assign it to Koontz in my head before recalling my mistake.

My vote for worst King book is "Cell", which I never bothered to even finish. Started off great and then fell so fast so hard it was like a failed space shuttle mission.

I like some of his less popular books (Rose Madder, Gerald's game, Cujo) but I think that has to do mostly with my preference for the author dialing the alien ghost interdimensional demon monster stuff and sort of making things a tad bit more grounded.

Rose Madder painting thing notwithstanding, but the majority of that book was Rose escaping an abusive husband. Usually King can write well enough to keep me turning the page at least, even when I'm not totally engaged.

The painting scene was great but yeah, it's something that Gerald's Game and Insomnia have in common.

He may not write women well, as such, but he's got a good handle on plight.

And as a kid seeing this kind of stuff depicted and learning about women's shelters and so on was formative.

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escape artist
Sep 24, 2005

Slow train coming

ConfusedUs posted:



My own personal ranking is 3(Wasteland), 1(Gunslinger), 4(Wizard/Glass), 2(Drawing), 5(Wolves), 7(Dark Tower), 6(Song).

That is mine exactly.

This is like one of those weird coincidences or parallel events that he writes about.

RCarr
Dec 24, 2007

Mine is the same!

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Oct 30, 2009

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Wastelands
The gunslinger
Wizard and glass
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Wolves of the calla
Drawing of the three
Song of Susannah

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Oct 30, 2009

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I was really excited for DT 7 and called Borders to set aside a copy for me because I was afraid it might sell out and the girl was like “ok” and when I got there there was about 100 copies in the middle of the store with no one around them and the same girl was the cashier and she made fun of me but in a good natured way

Canuckistan
Jan 14, 2004

I'm the greatest thing since World War III.





Soiled Meat
3(Wasteland), 4.5(Wind/Keyhole), 4(Wizard/Glass), 1(Gunslinger), 2(Drawing), 5(Wolves), 7(Dark Tower), 6(Song)

Added 4.5 because why not. I really, really liked it. I would really dig a whole fairy tale series set in different where/whens.

Sierra Nevadan
Nov 1, 2010

I really like Little Sisters and Ur as well.

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

I fuckin' loved Insomnia back when it was '94 and I was starving for anything and everything DT related.

Hooo man it did not hold up afterward.

Also if you don't consider The Waste Lands the best DT book then get the gently caress outta my face forever. I hate that the comic adaptation didn't survive that far.

JohnnyCanuck
May 28, 2004

Strong And/Or Free
The Gunslinger (original edition) is the best, for one primary reason:

"The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed."

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

JohnnyCanuck posted:

The Gunslinger (original edition) is the best, for one primary reason:

"The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed."

gods drat right

chernobyl kinsman
Mar 18, 2007

a friend of the friendly atom

Soiled Meat

JohnnyCanuck posted:

The Gunslinger (original edition) is the best, for one primary reason:

"The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed."

it's; the only good part

A Typical Goon
Feb 25, 2011
Insomnia reminds me of 11/22/63 quite a bit for some reason, except Insomnia sucked and 11/22/63 was great. Maybe the similar plot structure just annoyed me because of how much worse Insomnia is.

chernobyl kinsman
Mar 18, 2007

a friend of the friendly atom

Soiled Meat
insomnia is bad because a solid 1/3rd of it is king standing on his very boring baby boomer liberal soapbox and the remaining 2/3rds of it is old people looking at auras

Disgusting Coward
Feb 17, 2014
I like how they brought up the moral quandry of aura-sucking, then were like "lol whatevs it doesn't matter anyway now let's just make up aura powers whenever we need to".


Lisey's Story still the worst, though. Smucka bucka baby bool, y'all!

scary ghost dog
Aug 5, 2007
liseys story is unreadable

Canuckistan
Jan 14, 2004

I'm the greatest thing since World War III.





Soiled Meat
Smuck you

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

I'm reading the uncut version of the stand and I also picked up the Bachman books. I believe the first story (rage) was taken out of circulation after colombine?

Also I'm partway through insomnia but I'm finding it pretty boring.

An Actual Princess
Dec 23, 2006

quote:

In December 1997, Michael Carneal shot eight fellow students, three of them fatally, at a prayer meeting at Heath High School in West Paducah, Kentucky. He had a copy of Rage within the Richard Bachman omnibus in his locker. This was the incident that moved King to allow the book to go out of print.[8]

rage is also not that good a story so you aren't missing much imo

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

Ah that's right, I forget that was the first well known school shooting, not Colombine

RCarr
Dec 24, 2007

I just finished The Shining. It was fantastic!

I think I'm going to read Carrie next.

Dr. Faustus
Feb 18, 2001

Grimey Drawer

RCarr posted:

I just finished The Shining. It was fantastic!

I think I'm going to read Carrie next.
You should, but I have to ask (since I don't keep track) have you read Salem's Lot yet? If not, consider it. Then Carrie and Firestarter and...

FreezingInferno
Jul 15, 2010

THERE.
WILL.
BE.
NO.
BATTLE.
HERE!
https://twitter.com/StephenKing/status/1090767394505670657

Oh. Wonder how that will turn out.

Canuckistan
Jan 14, 2004

I'm the greatest thing since World War III.





Soiled Meat
They already have Nick cast. Rob Lowe hasn't aged a day.

RCarr
Dec 24, 2007

Dr. Faustus posted:

You should, but I have to ask (since I don't keep track) have you read Salem's Lot yet? If not, consider it. Then Carrie and Firestarter and...

Nope I have those three + the dead zone to go. I’ll read Salem’s Lot first! Thanks

Attitude Indicator
Apr 3, 2009


I haven’t seen it yet, but i hear the new version of It was pretty good, so it’s probably going to be another 10 years until the next decent King adaption.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Attitude Indicator posted:

I haven’t seen it yet, but i hear the new version of It was pretty good, so it’s probably going to be another 10 years until the next decent King adaption.

I honestly preferred the TV version of IT to the movie version.

Ornamented Death
Jan 25, 2006

Pew pew!

New book announced, The Institute

quote:

In the middle of the night, in a house on a quiet street in suburban Minneapolis, intruders silently murder Luke Ellis’s parents and load him into a black SUV. The operation takes less than two minutes. Luke will wake up at The Institute, in a room that looks just like his own, except there’s no window. And outside his door are other doors, behind which are other kids with special talents—telekinesis and telepathy—who got to this place the same way Luke did: Kalisha, Nick, George, Iris, and ten-year-old Avery Dixon. They are all in Front Half. Others, Luke learns, graduated to Back Half, “like the roach motel,” Kalisha says. “You check in, but you don’t check out.”

In this most sinister of institutions, the director, Mrs. Sigsby, and her staff are ruthlessly dedicated to extracting from these children the force of their extranormal gifts. There are no scruples here. If you go along, you get tokens for the vending machines. If you don’t, punishment is brutal. As each new victim disappears to Back Half, Luke becomes more and more desperate to get out and get help. But no one has ever escaped from the Institute.

As psychically terrifying as Firestarter, and with the spectacular kid power of It, The Institute is Stephen King’s gut-wrenchingly dramatic story of good vs. evil in a world where the good guys don’t always win.

Action Serious
Feb 2, 2009

Ornamented Death posted:

New book announced, The Institute

Kalisha.

After 2018’s The Outsider and Elevation I think I’ll just dive into the back catalog for a while and catch up on what I’ve missed

chernobyl kinsman
Mar 18, 2007

a friend of the friendly atom

Soiled Meat
was elevation bad

im guessing it ran on a spectrum between "not great" and "pretty bad"

Ornamented Death
Jan 25, 2006

Pew pew!

chernobyl kinsman posted:

was elevation bad

im guessing it ran on a spectrum between "not great" and "pretty bad"

I havent read it but my understanding is that it was boomer ego stroking. The boomers I know that have read it loved it, everyone else seems to dislike it.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Davros1 posted:

I honestly preferred the TV version of IT to the movie version.

Yeah I'll like the movie version if they finish it and put some of the nicer touches of the end of the book in. Such as the watertower.

The Berzerker
Feb 24, 2006

treat me like a dog


Ornamented Death posted:

New book announced, The Institute

it sounds like that short story about those Breakers from the Dark Tower series. it seems likely lately King's new books (or at least the premises) are sort of a mix-up mash of his old books. I didn't read Elevation (yet)

Canuckistan
Jan 14, 2004

I'm the greatest thing since World War III.





Soiled Meat
I dunno. Something about the writing is not clicking.

quote:

Excerpt from The Institute, by Stephen King

With the essay included, the SAT test lasted four hours, but there was a merciful break in the middle. Luke sat on a bench in the high school’s lobby, munching the sandwiches his mother had packed for him and wishing for a book. He had brought Naked Lunch, but one of the proctors appropriated it (along with his phone and everyone else’s), telling Luke it would be returned to him later. The guy also riffled through the pages, looking either for dirty pictures or a crib sheet or two.

While he was eating his Snackimals, he became aware of several other test-takers standing around him. Big boys and girls, high school juniors and seniors.

“Kid,” one of them asked, “what the hell are you doing here?”

“Taking the test,” Luke said. “Same as you.”

They considered this. One of the girls said, “Are you a genius? Like in a movie?”

“No,” Luke said, smiling, “but I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night.”

They laughed, which was good. One of the boys held up his palm, and Luke slapped him five. “Where are you going? What school?”

“MIT, if I get in,” Luke said. Which was disingenuous; he had already been granted provisional admission to both schools of his choice, contingent on doing well today. Which wasn’t going to be much of a problem. So far, the test had been a breeze. It was the kids surrounding him that he found intimidating. In the fall, he would be in classes filled with kids like these, kids much older and twice his size, and of course they would all be looking at him.

One of the girls—a pretty redhead—asked him if he’d gotten the hotel question in the math section.

“The one about Aaron?” Luke asked. “Yeah, pretty sure I did.”

“What did you say was the right choice, can you remember?”

The question had been how to figure how much some dude named Aaron would have to pay for his motel room for x number of nights if the rate was $99.95 per night, plus 8% tax, plus an additional one-time charge of five bucks, and of course Luke remembered. It was a slightly nasty question because of the how much factor. The answer wasn’t a number, it was an equation.

“It was B. Look.” He took out his pen and wrote on his lunch bag: 1.08(99.95x) + 5.

“Are you sure?” she asked. “I had A.” She bent, took Luke’s bag—he caught a whiff of her perfume, lilac, delicious—and wrote: (99.95 + 0.08x) + 5.

“Excellent equation,” Luke said, “but that’s how the people who make these tests screw you at the drive-thru.” He tapped her equation. “Yours only reflects a one-night stay. It also doesn’t account for the room tax.”

She groaned.

“It’s okay,” Luke said. “You probably got the rest of them.”

“Maybe you’re wrong and she’s right,” one of the boys said. It was the one who’d slapped Luke five.

She shook her head. “The kid’s right. I messed up the loving tax. I suck.”

Luke watched her walk away, her head drooping. One of the boys went after her and put an arm around her waist. Luke envied him.

One of the others, a tall drink of water wearing designer glasses, sat down next to Luke. “Is it weird?” he asked. “Being you, I mean?”

Luke considered this. “Sometimes,” he said. “Usually it’s just, you know, life.”

One of the proctors leaned out and rang a hand bell. “Let’s go, kids.”

Luke got up with some relief and tossed his lunch sack in a trash barrel by the door to the gym. He looked at the pretty redhead a final time, and as he went in, the barrel shimmied three inches to the left.

FlashFearless
Nov 4, 2004
Death. But not for you, Gunslinger. Never for you.





I feel like ever since Dr. Sleep, his writing has taken on a strange Saturday morning cartoon tone. I don't know how better to describe it.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

FlashFearless posted:

I feel like ever since Dr. Sleep, his writing has taken on a strange Saturday morning cartoon tone. I don't know how better to describe it.

It occurs to me I barely recall any of The Regulators :thunk:

ConfusedUs
Feb 24, 2004

Bees?
You want fucking bees?
Here you go!
ROLL INITIATIVE!!





syscall girl posted:

It occurs to me I barely recall any of The Regulators :thunk:

I know almost everyone hates The Regulators, but it's honestly one of my favorite King books. It's so loving weird.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

FlashFearless posted:

I feel like ever since Dr. Sleep, his writing has taken on a strange Saturday morning cartoon tone. I don't know how better to describe it.

If you knew nothing about his books, and you just took King's bibliography and studied the prose, you could manage to order it by age/date pretty faithfully.

Dude is getting old, and his style is becoming less subtle, because old brains do that.

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

ahahah what is wrong with this picture (hint it's not jus The Lil Wicker Man)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zK0LNzU2TQI

scary ghost dog
Aug 5, 2007

Rev. Bleech_ posted:

ahahah what is wrong with this picture (hint it's not jus The Lil Wicker Man)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zK0LNzU2TQI

what the hell

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Canuckistan
Jan 14, 2004

I'm the greatest thing since World War III.





Soiled Meat
So it's a zombie movie now? Cool. Zombies are fresh and exciting.

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