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My guess is Jeff is in the wind now. He'll play the "I never wanted to get in the way" card and spin this to the next girl he's going after about how he got conned into being her "escape hatch" and how he's just looking for something stable blahblahblah. It's a classic move.
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Antivehicular posted:Yeah, I would be shocked if Jeff is even remotely in the picture. He sounds like the stereotypical "I don't want any drama" type who's happy to blow up everyone else's lives but cuts and runs when there's blowback. Dude Jeff is her White Knight who was there for her and yadda yadda. Just because he tried to tell her not to leave the husband for him doesn't mean he's trying to cut and run
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EmmyOk posted:Jeff is an absolute unit
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Fuckin Jeff  Who took the last Coors? Fuckin Jeff! Who tried to creep on my 15 year old sister? Fuckin Jeff! Who crashed their Camaro that their daddy bought them? Fuckin Jeff! Who sells ditchweed to high school kids at a huge markup? Fuckin Jeff! Who rocks a pedostashe and a sleeveless T-shirt? Fuckin Jeff!
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Goddamn you Jeff for making me ruin my marriage!
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im still leet like jeff k sorry.
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didn't she say jeff had been ostracized from his friends over this lol
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EmmyOk posted:Jeff is an absolute serpent
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Nessa is Eve, her husband is Adam, and FYAD cred is the forbidden fruit.
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i've never met a trustworthy jeff, and even the geoffs in my life have all been deeply problematic
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pikachode posted:i've never met a trustworthy jeff, and even the geoffs in my life have all been deeply problematic Theory holds up  
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She’s gonna carry Jeff’s baby to term
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Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, Jeff.
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Speaking of marriage, can anyone explain the whole Pele/Oddjob thing? It's one of those rare incidences of forums legend that predates my registration. I have read part of the engagement thread and the gently caress YOU LOWTAX thread, but I'm still not quite sure what happened and why they're legendary?
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Pele was a woman on the internet who wasn't conventionally attractive at a time when that alone would get you trolled, but then she topped it all off with a repellant personality. Other things I can remember: - Posting a thread saying she'd gently caress anyone who came over to her place that night - Insulted Lowtax's then-fiance (Integral) - Went unexpectedly topless at a goon meet - Posting. So much posting. Too much posting. ChickenOfTomorrow has a new favorite as of 06:55 on Jan 31, 2019 |
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If those people were smart they'd recognize their marriage has spiraled way past the point of no return, take the divorce hit and move on with their lives. Instead they're gonna pretend counseling is working, have a baby, and demolish their lives in a horrifying shitstorm of cheating and abuse somewhere down the line. Oh well
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Slippery posted:Fuckin Jeff 
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:Speaking of marriage, can anyone explain the whole Pele/Oddjob thing? It's one of those rare incidences of forums legend that predates my registration. I have read part of the engagement thread and the gently caress YOU LOWTAX thread, but I'm still not quite sure what happened and why they're legendary? it was way easier to be a legend in the early days ChickenOfTomorrow posted:- Went unexpectedly topless at a goon meet iirc it wasn't a goon meet, it was lowtax's house
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ChickenOfTomorrow posted:Pele was a woman on the internet who wasn't conventionally attractive at a time when that alone would get you trolled, but then she topped it all off with a repellant personality. Pele lived in the US, and Oddjob lived in Australia. The two had been chatting online, and Pele agreed to visit Australia for a meet. Oddjob proposed marriage in the airport when Pele arrived. Then they posted a thread about it. On the first page: rawr posted:hahahhhahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:That's the tarantula butthole thread, right? The what now?
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link this airport marraige
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There's a humorous post, not among the other info in the SAclopedia, which went on at some length about how Oddjob made a mistake. It discussed waking up next to your uncle and knowing you would continue to do so every day, and also made some extended reference to flecks of toilet paper on an rear end, if I recall correctly.
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EmmyOk posted:link this airport marraige https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=182849
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EmmyOk posted:Jeff is an absolute serpent Jeff is heavily armed, be careful 
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EmmyOk posted:link this airport marraige SA's Greatest Sagas: What's a SAclopedia? https://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?act=3&topicid=184
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oooh kicking it back to an old school saga
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Pham Nuwen posted:SA's Greatest Sagas: What's a SAclopedia? lmao this would have worked better if someone hadn't linked it like an hour beforehand
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i miss the days when the internet was a lot more lewis and clark than donner expedition.
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There's a <deleted user> on the first page of that thread, I didn't think that was a thing (or possible at all, thanks radium) How does that happen? I'm guessing it's physically possible but the admins just...don't, for whatever reason, though you'd think if it was possible they'd have used it on Dare or something
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