Post Funny Panels: Maximum Bogosity

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Vincent: Nov 25, 2005

TheCenturion posted:

Man, 'some muthafuckas are always trynna ice skate uphill' just doesn't sound the same with a British accent, of any kind.

''ere, lookit this oval office, 'es tryina ice skate up hill, wot? Lets giv'em a right kicking, lads."

Didn't Marvel also introduced another black vampire hunter who was clearly british in the early 2010's? He wore a hat and a black wife-beater with a golden logo and a trenchcoat. Am I right or am I thinking about an alternate earth Blade?

# ? Jan 29, 2019 17:10

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TwoPair: Mar 28, 2010; Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta; Grimey Drawer

Vincent posted:

Didn't Marvel also introduced another black vampire hunter who was clearly british in the early 2010's? He wore a hat and a black wife-beater with a golden logo and a trenchcoat. Am I right or am I thinking about an alternate earth Blade?

Are you thinking of Nigel Higgins, the British Punisher?

Closest I could think of to matching your description with the gold logo. Al Ewing really likes the guy as he used him in his Contest of Champions mini post-SW and later for like one issue of U.S.Avengers.

# ? Jan 29, 2019 18:20

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

Alhazred posted:

What's up with that lady's left boob?

# ? Jan 29, 2019 21:06

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

Nextwave is a very well drawn comic book and I'll brook no 💀💀💀💀 argument about it.

# ? Jan 29, 2019 21:09

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

bony tony posted:

Nextwave is a very well drawn comic book and I'll brook no 💀💀💀💀 argument about it.

Yeah, one of the reasons it was cancelled was because the sales didn't justify the artists page rate.

# ? Jan 29, 2019 21:14

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

Stuart Immonen's experimental style is so good.

# ? Jan 29, 2019 21:15

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

Skwirl posted:

Yeah, one of the reasons it was cancelled was because the sales didn't justify the artists page rate.

The other reason was that it dared reveal the uncomfortable truth about Mark Millar.

# ? Jan 29, 2019 21:16

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Who What Now posted:

What's up with that lady's left boob?

that's her party tit.

# ? Jan 29, 2019 21:19

NoneMoreNegative: Jul 20, 2000; GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER

shit wizard dad

I mean I'm no healthcare professional but maybe get him some emergency psychological counselling..?

# ? Jan 29, 2019 23:07

Kwyndig: Sep 23, 2006; Heeeeeey

Super Ventriloquism, for when regular ventriloquism isn't real enough.

# ? Jan 29, 2019 23:10

bessantj: Jul 27, 2004

There were some really great covers to the pre 70s DC comics.

# ? Jan 29, 2019 23:27

MikeJF: Dec 20, 2003

bony tony posted:

Nextwave is a very well drawn comic book and I'll brook no 💀💀💀💀 argument about it.

Hasn't there been some weird revelation about it lately in the mainstream books?

# ? Jan 29, 2019 23:47

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Kwyndig posted:

Super Ventriloquism, for when regular ventriloquism isn't real enough.

That's not the only time it's come up in the comics.

# ? Jan 30, 2019 00:35

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

FMguru posted:

The other reason was that it dared reveal the uncomfortable truth about Mark Millar.

The other other reason was the royalties on the theme song was too high.

# ? Jan 30, 2019 00:50

Benito Cereno: Jan 20, 2006; ALLEZ-OUP!

Super ventriloquism was one of the most commonly used powers in the Silver Age and among certain Bronze Age writers. He would use it in a lot of different ways to help preserve his identity, but also to speak across the vacuum of space (don�t think too much about it). It�s funny to think about now, but in the 60s he probably used it more often than heat vision (notably, through the 50s and iirc most of the 60s, heat vision was not one of Superman�s separate named powers, it was just a side effect of his x-ray vision).

# ? Jan 30, 2019 00:56

Ygolonac

Nov 26, 2007

pre:

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The Hero We Need

MikeJF posted:

Hasn't there been some weird revelation about it lately in the mainstream books?

Beyond Corporation shows up in one of the Sixis-era Luke Cage and the Knockoff Avengers story arcs.

Monica gets really pissed about it.

# ? Jan 30, 2019 06:08

muscles like this!: Jan 17, 2005

Brave and the Bold is kind of weird.

# ? Jan 31, 2019 02:44

Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

That scene from Batman Beyond where he goes "That's not what I call myself in my head"

# ? Jan 31, 2019 03:01

TheCenturion: May 3, 2013; HI I LIKE TO GIVE ADVICE ON RELATIONSHIPS

Infinitum posted:

That scene from Batman Beyond where he goes "That's not what I call myself in my head"

Everybody assumes he calls himself Batman, but actually, he calls himself Night Stallion.

# ? Jan 31, 2019 03:07

Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

Browsing Imgur on my break and this popped up

Don't know what's better, the rug seemingly under the toilet+bath, or the door at the end of the bath :allears:

Edit: or the plunger literally in someone's way as soon as they open the door

# ? Jan 31, 2019 03:24

site: Apr 6, 2007; Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch

TheCenturion posted:

Everybody assumes he calls himself Batman, but actually, he calls himself Night Stallion.

# ? Jan 31, 2019 03:34

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

site posted:

Cool that they saw those Seth Rollins nude pics too.

# ? Jan 31, 2019 03:39

Onmi: Jul 12, 2013; If someone says it one more time I'm having Florina show up as a corpse. I'm not even kidding, I was pissed off with people doing that shit back in 2010, and I'm not dealing with it now in 2016.

Infinitum posted:

Browsing Imgur on my break and this popped up

Don't know what's better, the rug seemingly under the toilet+bath, or the door at the end of the bath

Edit: or the plunger literally in someone's way as soon as they open the door

I love rooms designed by people who've clearly never been in a room.

# ? Jan 31, 2019 04:12

Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

Really cool of Barbara to live in Groverhouse.

# ? Jan 31, 2019 05:02

plainswalker75: Feb 22, 2003; Pigs are smarter than Bears, but they can't ride motorcycles; Hair Elf

My favorite part is that floating shower rod

# ? Jan 31, 2019 05:16

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

i'm the empty soap tray

# ? Jan 31, 2019 05:20

ManiacClown: May 30, 2002; Gone, gone, O honky man,
And rise the M.C. Etrigan!

plainswalker75 posted:

My favorite part is that floating shower rod

To be fair, that could be one of those weird ceiling-mounted ones.

# ? Jan 31, 2019 06:23

boo_radley: Dec 30, 2005; Politeness costs nothing

Infinitum posted:

Browsing Imgur on my break and this popped up

Don't know what's better, the rug seemingly under the toilet+bath, or the door at the end of the bath

Edit: or the plunger literally in someone's way as soon as they open the door

You can't even open the door. Unless... Is that a Murphy Tub?

# ? Jan 31, 2019 06:39

TwoPair: Mar 28, 2010; Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta; Grimey Drawer

Ygolonac posted:

Beyond Corporation shows up in one of the Sixis-era Luke Cage and the Knockoff Avengers story arcs.

Monica gets really pissed about it.

Yeah it pretty much ruled. (From Captain America and the Mighty Avengers #6, btw)

The title of the story is "Not In Continuity". gently caress I love Al Ewing.

edit: here let's lighten the mood with another "Nextwave is canon" moment from Nova #9

TwoPair fucked around with this message at 06:47 on Jan 31, 2019

# ? Jan 31, 2019 06:42

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Captain **** knows what's up

# ? Jan 31, 2019 06:57

SilverSupernova: Feb 1, 2013

TwoPair posted:

edit: here let's lighten the mood with another "Nextwave is canon" moment from Nova #9

That was the only good thing to ever come out of Civil War 2. God I miss Nova.

# ? Jan 31, 2019 07:21

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

TwoPair posted:

Yeah it pretty much ruled. (From Captain America and the Mighty Avengers #6, btw)

"I should have never taught that guy to poop"

Why don't we ever get that Spider-Man in movies?

# ? Jan 31, 2019 14:04

Odonata: Nov 5, 2009; Nap Ghost

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Really cool of Barbara to live in Groverhouse.

Not her apartment! It's canon that Barbara breaks into random strangers homes to use their toothbrushes.

# ? Jan 31, 2019 14:21

Random Stranger: Nov 27, 2009

Odonata posted:

Not her apartment! It's canon that Barbara breaks into random strangers homes to use their toothbrushes.

gently caress! That was her?!

# ? Jan 31, 2019 14:31

Vincent: Nov 25, 2005

TwoPair posted:

Are you thinking of Nigel Higgins, the British Punisher?

Closest I could think of to matching your description with the gold logo. Al Ewing really likes the guy as he used him in his Contest of Champions mini post-SW and later for like one issue of U.S.Avengers.

That's the one! I was way off with the whole "vampire killer" thing.
Now: british punisher?

# ? Jan 31, 2019 15:39

Gavok: Oct 10, 2005; Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?

Infinitum posted:

Browsing Imgur on my break and this popped up

Don't know what's better, the rug seemingly under the toilet+bath, or the door at the end of the bath

Edit: or the plunger literally in someone's way as soon as they open the door

It's like they had Tommy Wiseau create The Literal Room.

# ? Jan 31, 2019 18:01

Yvonmukluk: Oct 10, 2012; Everything is Sinister

Vincent posted:

That's the one! I was way off with the whole "vampire killer" thing.
Now: british punisher?

I think he was originally a Marvel UK character. He got Frank's approval to wear the skull and everything!

Go read Contest of Champions, it's got him at his best.

Infinitum posted:

Browsing Imgur on my break and this popped up

Don't know what's better, the rug seemingly under the toilet+bath, or the door at the end of the bath

Edit: or the plunger literally in someone's way as soon as they open the door

Are we sure this isn't the bathroom that goon remodelled to try and make it more attractive to women? In the 'I want to buy this house' sense?

# ? Jan 31, 2019 21:17

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

The tub's not surrounded by mouldy rocks

# ? Jan 31, 2019 21:21

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

That looks like someone cut a house into bits and plumbed things wherever the pipes were closest. I think you could probably find that place for rent in London.

# ? Jan 31, 2019 21:40

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# ? May 20, 2024 10:04

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

I want to believe it is a nightmare or trippy sequence

# ? Jan 31, 2019 22:30

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