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New season of 24 where Jack Bauer is all drat THE RULES as a religious group holds service for while terrorists build a dirty bomb inside a mosque.
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Blowjob Overtime posted:All that text when Calvin peeing on "Stigma of being a sex offender" would have done the job. lol
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Barudak posted:The entire Xeno series is different kinds of bad with Xenosaga 2 being so aggressively bad in design it feels like an attempt at shock art within the confines of a game. I remain wholly convinced Kingdom Hearts is secretly a mystical prison to keep Nomura trapped forever and to protect humanity
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Jan 31, 2019 17:46
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Mel Mudkiper posted:so I guess we need a new batman vin diesel
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Jan 31, 2019 17:49
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Jan 31, 2019 17:49
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hifi posted:vin diesel world's greatest detective lol
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Jan 31, 2019 17:50
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remember when Vin Diesel filmed his confrontation scene with the Rock on a step ladder because the Rock is like half a foot taller than him
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Jan 31, 2019 17:51
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Mel Mudkiper posted:so I guess we need a new batman Michael Cera.
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Jan 31, 2019 17:51
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ratio of the day https://twitter.com/ABCPolitics/status/1090994015091212288
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Jan 31, 2019 17:56
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Mel Mudkiper posted:remember when Vin Diesel filmed his confrontation scene with the Rock on a step ladder because the Rock is like half a foot taller than him To be fair it's easier to film if they're at similar height. It happens all the time with shorter coaches for on field interviews.
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Jan 31, 2019 17:57
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Blowjob Overtime posted:All that text when Calvin peeing on "Stigma of being a sex offender" would have done the job. "What will be a good image to reduce the stigma of the title of sex offender? I know, a child pissing!"
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Jan 31, 2019 17:57
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height is an analog for power in movies and you also don't cast for height which is why tom cruise walks around on stilts to rappel off a skyscraper, crash through a window and have implied sex with nicole kidman and kevin hart is always the butt of jokes in buddy cop movies
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Jan 31, 2019 18:03
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The fact there are dudes whose entire job is to make Tom cruise not look tiny in movies is genuinely hilarious to me
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Jan 31, 2019 18:07
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hifi posted:height is an analog for power in movies In life, bro.
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Jan 31, 2019 18:07
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hifi posted:height is an analog for power in movies and you also don't cast for height which is why tom cruise walks around on stilts to rappel off a skyscraper, crash through a window and have implied sex with nicole kidman and kevin hart is always the butt of jokes in buddy cop movies I was confused for a second about which movie had a threesome with Tom Cruise, Nicole Kidman and Kevin Hart
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Jan 31, 2019 18:08
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Mel Mudkiper posted:so I guess we need a new batman Robert Downey Jr
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Jan 31, 2019 18:09
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Mel Mudkiper posted:so I guess we need a new batman Michael Keaton
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Jan 31, 2019 18:09
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Mel Mudkiper posted:so I guess we need a new batman I don't care as long as the bat suit has nipples.
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Jan 31, 2019 18:11
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Mel Mudkiper posted:so I guess we need a new batman Jake Gyllenhaal from Nightcrawler
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Jan 31, 2019 18:11
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Blowjob Overtime posted:All that text when Calvin peeing on "Stigma of being a sex offender" would have done the job. It would be such a great gag if that was the one piece of licensed merchandise Watterson ever allowed.
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Jan 31, 2019 18:11
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Blowjob Overtime posted:I don't care as long as he eats his weight in insects every night.
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Jan 31, 2019 18:14
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I caught parts of the Nolan trilogy on TV recently and they kind of aren’t as good as I remember :-/
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Jan 31, 2019 18:17
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The Nolan Batman trilogy is very similar to the original Star Wars. The first one is kinda rough, a little goofy but still good. The second is darker and adds so much more depth to the characters. The third one, eh, it puts a bow on things and that's about the best you can say.
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Jan 31, 2019 18:19
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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:The Nolan Batman trilogy is very similar to the original Star Wars. The first one is kinda rough, a little goofy but still good. The second is darker and adds so much more depth to the characters. The third one, eh, it puts a bow on things and that's about the best you can say. I think Anne Hathaway is actually really fun as Catwoman
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Jan 31, 2019 18:21
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Why is Hines Ward returning kicks
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Jan 31, 2019 18:21
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In the last Batman movie they made the underground dungeon that Bane grew up in sound like a hellhole full of insane criminals but when Batman ends up there it’s nothing but kind and helpful people trying to scale a wall
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Jan 31, 2019 18:23
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Ehud posted:Why is Hines Ward returning kicks If you look at the credits, he's actually playing Dante Hall (Nolan thought it would be fun to cast him against type)
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Jan 31, 2019 18:23
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SHOAH NUFF posted:In the last Batman movie they made the underground dungeon that Bane grew up in sound like a hellhole full of insane criminals but when Batman ends up there it’s nothing but kind and helpful people trying to scale a wall Nothing about that movie made any sense. Ehud posted:Why is Hines Ward returning kicks Surely at some point DC must have had a hero or villain called "HeadHunter".
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Jan 31, 2019 18:25
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So I’m cruising the internet looking at gyms nearby and, what
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Jan 31, 2019 18:26
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Bane arrests all the cops, kills the lovely construction mogul, stops a Steelers game, and implements full communism now. Bane for president of the DSA.
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Jan 31, 2019 18:27
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:So I’m cruising the internet looking at gyms nearby and, what can you jack off in the bod pod
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Jan 31, 2019 18:28
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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:Nothing about that movie made any sense. Marvel had a villain named Scalphunter who was a douchey cyber guy with psychip harpoons. Man did he suck. also lmao, thanks Elizabeth Warren https://twitter.com/_KOL2/status/1090749623214399488
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Jan 31, 2019 18:28
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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:Nothing about that movie made any sense. They group together and cheer on every prisoner who tries to escape, fixed Batman’s spine for free, and when someone falls off the wall they are stopped by a rope. It’s more of a live-in rock climbing gym than anything else
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Jan 31, 2019 18:29
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The big issue I had with the movie is that script was deeply redundant Why have him be injured and inspired to come back and then have him become injured and have to be inspired to come back again Like, just dont do the "his knee is busted and he has been in hiding for five years" or dont do the prison and have Bane be the one who puts him in hiding for five years
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Jan 31, 2019 18:30
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So does the bod pod make you a new bod or is it a pod to store your worn out bods?
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Jan 31, 2019 18:30
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Mel Mudkiper posted:I imagine if you drive around in truck saying "I AM NOT A BAD PERSON BECAUSE I AM A SEX OFFENDER" you didn't do something low key as a minor Serious question, can you still get labeled as a sex offender if you're caught peeing in public or is that an urban myth
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Jan 31, 2019 18:30
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Rich people are insanely dumb https://twitter.com/annalecta/status/1091022434491232257?s=19
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Jan 31, 2019 18:30
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Kalli posted:Marvel had a villain named Scalphunter who was a douchey cyber guy with psychip harpoons. The DNA testkit thing is like a 21st century version of " if I convert to Judaism, and get Polish citizenship just think of the jokes I can get away with!"
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Jan 31, 2019 18:32
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Hot Diggity! posted:Rich people are insanely dumb What the gently caress is the World Record Egg?
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Jan 31, 2019 18:36
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C-Euro posted:What the gently caress is the World Record Egg? It was a joke making fun of the arbitrarity of instagram that became an icon of the arbitrarity of instagram
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