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Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

UFOTacoMan posted:

find this person

i made my phone a "piss tape is real" hotspot and they took it down right after :(

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Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

thank u, next

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






reignofevil posted:

putting myself in kitty jail to own the libs

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

https://i.imgur.com/rcoZ7Zk.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/BtHSKQa.gifv

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Ostriches only exist on the plane of crime

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/KELLYWEILL/status/1091036307827105792

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.







our one cat rufio runs into the bathroom to sit on the edge of the tub every time i finish taking a shower. he is keeping an eye on the water thats for sure.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

:laffo:

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

emfive posted:

Ostriches are an "old" kind of bird; something about the jaw skeletal architecture

they are acxtually bats who "grew out of it"

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
https://twitter.com/dcexaminer/status/1090520008881569792

what is going on at the super bowl

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Gringostar posted:

i made my phone a "piss tape is real" hotspot and they took it down right after :(

meme warfare waged silently amongst a sea of SSIDs

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

child mouth kissing

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Lordy if it is not bowl o’clock

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound
im about to take off with a q anon gently caress on my flight

if i die remember me as a piss tape martyr

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Examiner of bowls

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Gringostar posted:

im about to take off with a q anon gently caress on my flight

if i die remember me as a piss tape martyr

If you have inflight wifi surreptitiously play youtube recordings of Number Stations

jemand
Sep 19, 2018


functional kitties

I aspire to be that functional some day.

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

an illegal sex trade...can't you read?

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)


the FBI gonna arrest everyone involved in hiring Maroon 5 for the halftime show

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009


a whole lot of loving

the superbowl is the biggest whoremongering day of the year my dude. hundreds of thousands of sex workers seasonally migrate to meet the demands of superbowl goers

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Waffle House posted:

If you have inflight wifi surreptitiously play youtube recordings of Number Stations

i listen to noise recordings of modular synths, which is much more insidious

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Zyla posted:

a whole lot of loving

the superbowl is the biggest whoremongering day of the year my dude. hundreds of thousands of sex workers seasonally migrate to meet the demands of superbowl goers

also domestic violence

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

lol cry some more, gestapo men

https://twitter.com/OchosPantalones/status/1090618713026502656

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

I could only ever convince my cat to drink from the shower faucet or sink and she would sit right under it and just get her head all wet when drinking

id do anything to have her back, i miss that cat

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Zyla posted:

a whole lot of loving

the superbowl is the biggest whoremongering day of the year my dude. hundreds of thousands of sex workers seasonally migrate to meet the demands of superbowl goers

the biggest week of the year for sex workers in Las Vegas is the dentist's convention

or at least it used to be, I haven't been keeping track for a while

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Filthy Hans posted:

the biggest week of the year for sex workers in Las Vegas is the dentist's convention

or at least it used to be, I haven't been keeping track for a while

would think it's e3 now tbqh

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

the sex traffic cops are mad that they have to keep interrogating the immigration SS agents as suspects in their investigations.

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

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Nichael
Mar 30, 2011



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWNV32UoNPc&t=180s

jemand
Sep 19, 2018

Zyla posted:

a whole lot of loving

the superbowl is the biggest whoremongering day of the year my dude. hundreds of thousands of sex workers seasonally migrate to meet the demands of superbowl goers

apparently 78 thousand people attend the superbowl. I'm seriously impressed they keep hundreds of thousands of sex workers in business!!

wanders away muttering about chadly athletic sex havers

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

jeb!

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe
The super bowl sex trade thing is basically made up by ice right they're like the only ones who ever are cited as a source for it

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.
birb

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LGD
Sep 25, 2004

Zyla posted:

a whole lot of loving

the superbowl is the biggest whoremongering day of the year my dude. hundreds of thousands of sex workers seasonally migrate to meet the demands of superbowl goers

Mariana Horchata posted:

also domestic violence

p sure neither of these things is actually true

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Zyla posted:

a whole lot of loving

the superbowl is the biggest whoremongering day of the year my dude. hundreds of thousands of sex workers seasonally migrate to meet the demands of superbowl goers

https://twitter.com/cjane87/status/1090626005516062720

or not! :shrug:

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






LGD posted:

p sure neither of these things is actually true

yea the domestic violence thing is 100% bs

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


A looped .gif of Donald Trump gargling piss backgrounded by TLC’s 90s hit “Waterfalls”

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Ash1138
Sep 29, 2001

Get up, chief. We're just gettin' started.


to PHLOSTON PARADISE!

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