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Ohtsam posted:Can the queen dissolve parliament and force a general election anymore? I wonder if the queen gives a poo poo about any of this. The only thing she's said has been "quiet down, peasants", right?
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# ? Feb 1, 2019 15:34 |
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Ohtsam posted:Can the queen dissolve parliament and force a general election anymore? I'm not sure if that's an actual power she has, but if she did it'd fall under the heading of "powers that technically exist but would immediately be followed by the abolishment of the monarchy if practised" so long as the parliament that's loving up the country still has the backing of a significant chunk of the electorate. Then again, going by the last couple months of Theresa May clinging to power, it's entirely possible that no one can figure out the logistics of deposing the queen, even if she pissed off all of Britain.
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# ? Feb 1, 2019 15:42 |
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Wasn’t there a story of Tony Blair going „I have a royal decree dissolving parliament and ordering general elections in my pocket and all that it needs to attain legal force right now is my signature“ in order to threaten the HoC into w/e?
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# ? Feb 1, 2019 15:45 |
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Pener Kropoopkin posted:No, but they can move freely with no restrictions across the border, which is a direct connection to the homeland that will be permanently severed without the backstop. That's an inconvenience, and given we all have Irish and British citizenship anyway it's unlikely to be a major one. It's not something anyone's going to start an insurgency over.
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# ? Feb 1, 2019 15:46 |
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Bryter posted:That's an inconvenience, and given we all have Irish and British citizenship anyway it's unlikely to be a major one. It's not something anyone's going to start an insurgency over. We'll see how you feel when you're fighting your dad for a can of beans.
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# ? Feb 1, 2019 15:51 |
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quote:EU and Japan create world's biggest free trade zone
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# ? Feb 1, 2019 15:52 |
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Ohtsam posted:Can the queen dissolve parliament and force a general election anymore? I'm pretty sure she can (there's a play/film about Charles III doing the same thing) but she'd probably be then forced to abdicate and they'd change the law to stop it happening again.
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# ? Feb 1, 2019 15:53 |
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The queen hasn't had the power to dissolve parliament since the fixed term parliaments act was introduced. Before then the queen (exclusively under the advice of the PM in modern times) could call an election at any time. Now an election requires a two thirds vote in the commons, a vote of no confidence in the government, or 5 years to have passed since the last election.
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# ? Feb 1, 2019 16:02 |
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okay brits. you have access to cheap toyotas for the next 59 days. do you take that bet?
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# ? Feb 1, 2019 16:08 |
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i say swears online posted:okay brits. you have access to cheap toyotas for the next 59 days. do you take that bet? they're going to need all the hiluxes they can get for day 60
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# ? Feb 1, 2019 16:09 |
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brexit days 1-20: ominous silence from the north brexit day 21: a fleet of toyota technicals under the command of Mullah Glazer al-Manchesteri ride out bearing his crimson and gold flag
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# ? Feb 1, 2019 16:13 |
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Raskolnikov38 posted:they're going to need all the hiluxes they can get for day 60 fuel pump in september, £6000
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# ? Feb 1, 2019 16:14 |
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i say swears online posted:fuel pump in september, £6000 there will be adequate guzzoline for all screaming raider gangs
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# ? Feb 1, 2019 16:17 |
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i get free Ritter Sport at work, maybe i should bring a few hundred over to flip
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# ? Feb 1, 2019 16:20 |
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Jose posted:My solution to brexit is to apply for a job with the British Antarctic survey today and go to Antarctica lol Sound good and interesting, even aside from its get the gently caress out of Britain aspects
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# ? Feb 1, 2019 17:26 |
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imo whatever suffering brexit causes is 100% justified by irish simpsons fans https://twitter.com/Mark_Kilkelly/status/1091070734812831744
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# ? Feb 1, 2019 17:26 |
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so now they can shut all the Japanese car factories anyway and just ship them all from China now?
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# ? Feb 1, 2019 18:56 |
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quote:Officials warn of ‘putrefying’ rubbish after no-deal Brexit https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/feb/01/revealed-plan-to-deal-with-putrefying-stockpiles-of-rubbish-after-no-deal-brexit
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# ? Feb 1, 2019 20:22 |
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Officials warn of [horrifying thing] after brexit is my favorite genre of headline
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# ? Feb 1, 2019 20:24 |
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https://twitter.com/JolyonMaugham/status/1091406328831139841?s=19 The EA is also concerned that if farmers cannot export beef and lamb, a backlog of livestock on farms could cause liquid manure stores to overflow. A senior MP said the problems could cause a public health and environmental pollution emergency. An EA source said: “It could all get very ugly, very quickly.”
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# ? Feb 1, 2019 21:14 |
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there will be adequate putrefying hog poo poo
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# ? Feb 1, 2019 21:38 |
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DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:there will be adequate putrefying hog poo poo I don't think they'll reach post hurricane North Carolina any time soon
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# ? Feb 1, 2019 21:40 |
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You guys really are going to devolve into pigshit covered peasants. Jesus.
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# ? Feb 1, 2019 21:42 |
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DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:there will be adequate putrefying hog poo poo Well yes there isn't much chance of getting rid of the Lords anytime soon.
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# ? Feb 1, 2019 21:44 |
never thought Britain could produce this level of blistering comedy but every single Brexit story has me in loving tears
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# ? Feb 1, 2019 21:45 |
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SKULL.GIF posted:never thought Britain could produce this level of blistering comedy but every single Brexit story has me in loving tears
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# ? Feb 1, 2019 21:51 |
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https://twitter.com/TheSun/status/1091091942392385543?s=19 No measures being taken to protect it from goths
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# ? Feb 1, 2019 21:54 |
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“this, my son...” gestures to vast, frothing lagoon of putrescent filth “this is your patrimony”
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# ? Feb 1, 2019 21:56 |
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https://twitter.com/JewishChron/status/1090931711460954113 this is bad for corbyn
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# ? Feb 1, 2019 22:02 |
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twoday posted:https://twitter.com/TheSun/status/1091091942392385543?s=19 oh that's easy, just smash the pedestal with a sledgehammer until the statue falls over
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# ? Feb 1, 2019 22:07 |
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twoday posted:No measures being taken to protect it from goths We know how to throw bricks.
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# ? Feb 1, 2019 22:15 |
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SKULL.GIF posted:never thought Britain could produce this level of blistering comedy but every single Brexit story has me in loving tears Dry, dark, failure obsessed Yep this is it. The greatest British comedy skit of all time
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# ? Feb 1, 2019 22:16 |
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twoday posted:https://twitter.com/JolyonMaugham/status/1091406328831139841?s=19 Oh right I hadn't thought about this haha but during a study we did about waste disposal in a major swedish city we visited the largest plant and they told us the facility would only be working at about 40% capacity if they didn't get paid by britain to take care of a some of their garbage so uh good luck with that
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# ? Feb 1, 2019 23:29 |
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Bear Retrieval Unit posted:https://twitter.com/JewishChron/status/1090931711460954113 god dammit im laughing again
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# ? Feb 1, 2019 23:36 |
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I can't stop thinking about Dr Max Gammon now.
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# ? Feb 1, 2019 23:36 |
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twoday posted:https://twitter.com/JolyonMaugham/status/1091406328831139841?s=19 This is getting better and better every single day. I can't wait till April, it will be awesome
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# ? Feb 1, 2019 23:38 |
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"Blitz Spirit", I shout in defiance as the avalanche of sheep carcasses and pig shits engulfes my quaint English village burying us all under the weight of our huge success against the barmy technocrats from Brussels.
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# ? Feb 1, 2019 23:44 |
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Pener Kropoopkin posted:No, but they can move freely with no restrictions across the border, which is a direct connection to the homeland that will be permanently severed without the backstop. The main factor that set off the Troubles was the extremely lovely and bigoted laws and systematic prejudice against Catholics, and that the peaceful movement made to address this was violently kept down. Not straight up Irish nationalism. That just became an easy fellow flyer and hypothetical solution to the Catholic side. Honestly it seems to me that the more likely resumption of violence is Brexit leading to a majority of NI people voting to unify with the Republic, and the hardcore DUP types revive the Protestant terrorist groups in response.
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# ? Feb 1, 2019 23:57 |
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Opferwurst posted:This is getting better and better every single day. I can't wait till April, it will be awesome people starving to death while pig poo poo overflows in the street. At least we are now free of crooked EU despots telling us what to do from Belgium...
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twoday posted:https://twitter.com/JolyonMaugham/status/1091406328831139841?s=19 okay i was wrong free ireland is going to need a hard border to enforce a quarantine of the UK
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