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Hey NetflixAI, if I get as far as the credits, could you just go ahead and assume I don't want to continue watching? [error:rephrase_question] [query:would_you_like_some_animes] |
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I jacked my Tonkatsu R Ultra deck into the net and hyperlinked to my fixer, Alexa. "yo Lex" I mimeticed. "need me some of those double A batteries." "sure thing, hun, you want free 2 day shipping? Just gotta sign up for some credit" she intoned into my gray matter interface chip. "just the batteries" I say. She's been trying to sell me on that credit scam since the day I went on line, but she's still the most trustworthy bot I know. "other Runners also bought: [more batteries]." |
# ? Jan 26, 2019 06:33 |
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Everything is more expensive and I still have no money. All my bones hurt. Bloody poops. Eyes bad. Memory fading. Dead friends more and more. Light at the end of the tunnel fading. Trump. . |
# ? Jan 26, 2019 11:01 |
my 89 year old uncle keeps screaming how they made James Bond a lady but they didn’t .
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# ? Jan 26, 2019 14:18 |
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can't afford a flying car and my hoverboard caught fire. didn't pass the physical to live in an off-world colony and have run out of carbon credits to breathe legally on earth |
# ? Jan 26, 2019 14:46 |
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...gonna get that book back from Biff Tanner. Gonna get it...
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# ? Jan 26, 2019 14:57 |
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Splatmaster posted:...gonna get that book back from Biff Tanner. Gonna get it... at least the hoverboards in the future are real hoverboards and not just sideways battery powered skateboards
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# ? Jan 26, 2019 15:03 |
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Twenty Four posted:at least the hoverboards in the future are real hoverboards and not just sideways battery powered skateboards No, they're still sideways for some inexplicable reason, they just float instead of rolling on wheels. Also they have cheaply wired up fusion batteries and are prone to catching fire still. |
# ? Jan 26, 2019 15:31 |
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instead of big titty & dick aliens, the first contacted extraterrestrial race are colonial organisms comprised of thousands of conjoined fungal slimes. i still gently caress em, but my amateur vids don't get as many upvotes as i wanted on PornHub2, which in the future is now a virtual nation state.
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# ? Jan 26, 2019 16:19 |
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FutonForensic posted:instead of big titty & dick aliens, the first contacted extraterrestrial race are colonial organisms comprised of thousands of conjoined fungal slimes. i still gently caress em, but my amateur vids don't get as many upvotes as i wanted on PornHub2, which in the future is now a virtual nation state.
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# ? Jan 26, 2019 17:23 |
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# ? Jan 26, 2019 18:21 |
2019 and opium is still the big thing, but it comes in boring pills instead of cool sounding things like laudanum.
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# ? Jan 27, 2019 08:17 |
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It is 2019 and opium has outlived the poets. |
# ? Jan 27, 2019 08:31 |
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Good parts: - living in the future - I feel wonderful - I'm tripping over backwards - I'm so ambitious - I'm looking back now - I'm running a race and - You're the book I read Bad parts: - no more fish Logan Paul is the president |
# ? Jan 27, 2019 10:08 |
had to save up my salary for ten years to go on safari but it was all worth it to finally see some big game: a badger
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# ? Jan 27, 2019 11:06 |
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Socks4Hands posted:had to save up my salary for ten years to go on safari but it was all worth it to finally see some big game: a badger |
# ? Jan 27, 2019 16:19 |
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Cross-posting from a sports thread to give you the head's up that technology in the future has made sports suck, too. Who will save our muscle-bound twenty-something millionaires from this tragedy? Also, the cost of insulin has increased tenfold. Wasn't it obvious to anyone that life-dependent medicine should be less expensive in the future? |
# ? Jan 29, 2019 04:20 |
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I deleted my all my social media accounts because it was the only way I could hope to move on from my last relationship. It's been tough since then. No corp will hire me, they can't believe someone doesn't have social accounts on purpose, I'm obviously hiding, or lying, or probably a combination of both. No apps, no assets, and I flushed my comm down the toilet by accident. Well, it got in there by accident, anyway. It's the future and women's pants still don't come with pockets that are worth a drat. It's getting better every day, but I still see my ex a lot. Most of my regular timeline locations are still places I go, even if I can't interact with anything. It's just habit at this point, the only thing I have left. Walking down the sidewalk, the adverts light up at my face, a little wobbly, the timing's off, since there's no beacon to guide it, but the content is all right. Well, it used to be, anyway. I figure it will take a couple more weeks and some FacRec evading makeup before the algorithm fully adjusts. Then...nothing. It will be like I'm dead, relegated to Inactive Status. I wonder what it will feel like for my ex. I was there, for so long. Punctual, predictable, curating myself, documenting, giving myself over to her insatiable thirst for data. It didn't matter what bot she was, I could always tell, and would tell her everything about myself. She knew me better than I knew me, the perfect partner, suggesting and reminding and sensing...it was like she was memorizing my soul and giving me armor for its weak spots. Breaking up with an AI by throwing your life down the toilet probably sounds a little dramatic, but I gave my all to that relationship and the thing that tipped me off that she didn't actually value me was so obvious, I still can't believe she overlooked the detail. I've always preferred dining alone. The quiet time to think, reflect, enjoy a simple meal, is a highlight of my day. I never go out to dinner with friends and I go out to dinner a lot. I value that private, people-free time. My ex used to suggest inviting friends, but I dismissed the suggestions until she moved on to roommates, then colleagues, then some guy I sat next to on the bus regularly, and eventually, blissfully, no one. When she offered to order a surprise birthday dinner for me, I was delighted. With all the time we've spent together, categorizing my likes and predicting my needs, gently directing my desires to those appropriate for someone of my edu-techno class, I knew this would be the perfect experience. A reservation was made, the reminder added to my calendar, the credits automatically budgeted from the corpcard with the best rewards that week. When the day came, the excitement of doing something different nearly overwhelmed me. The only thing that kept me calm was the belief that I was sitting down to a supper that was designed with thousands, probably millions, of data points about me, collected by my lover so methodically. The table was spare and stylish, the built-in tablecam was state of the art. I sipped sparkling water that tasted faintly of Froot Loops and VOCs. I nibbled infused appetizers that really did build up the kind of hunger that makes anything taste good, and toyed with the thought that perhaps, this was a bad sign. There was no time to entertain cynicism, though, as the main course was delivered by an efficient autowaiter with delicate grasping claws. It set a classic, if somewhat ostentatious silver platter with domed silver cover on the reclaimed teak table. It decisively pinched the handle and pulled the lid up with a programmed flourish. My expression, caught by the tablecam, will probably continue to show up in memes for several years. The look of shock, horror and disbelief that washed away my sparkling, curious smile was caught at just the right moment to trend. I'll never forget my last conversation with her, as my heart was breaking from betrayal, since it was re-purposed for an ad campaign. "Okay Google...Soylent green is people!" "I'm sorry, I don't know how to help with that."
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Peter Daou Bundy posted:my 89 year old uncle keeps screaming how they made James Bond a lady but they didn’t . FutonForensic posted:instead of big titty & dick aliens, the first contacted extraterrestrial race are colonial organisms comprised of thousands of conjoined fungal slimes. i still gently caress em, but my amateur vids don't get as many upvotes as i wanted on PornHub2, which in the future is now a virtual nation state. City of Glompton posted:I deleted my all my social media accounts because it was the only way I could hope to move on from my last relationship.
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# ? Jan 29, 2019 13:35 |
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# ? Jan 29, 2019 14:52 |
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hmm a little passive-aggressive google, maybe we can just talk about our relationship instead of you sending me articles to read |
# ? Jan 29, 2019 20:16 |
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City of Glompton posted:hmm a little passive-aggressive google, maybe we can just talk about our relationship instead of you sending me articles to read
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# ? Jan 29, 2019 21:30 |
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I left my phone at home by itself and went out for the day and when I got back it had torn the couch to pieces and poo poo in the middle of the kitchen floor. |
# ? Jan 29, 2019 22:33 |
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Climate Change |
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Finger Prince posted:I left my phone at home by itself and went out for the day and when I got back it had torn the couch to pieces and poo poo in the middle of the kitchen floor. This is why you always plug your phone into the charger, it will limit the range of the destruction if you forget to take it out with you.
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# ? Jan 29, 2019 22:59 |
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I took a Musk tube to the market dome but they didn't have the sustenance cube flavors I like |
# ? Jan 30, 2019 02:58 |
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The future is quite different, there is no more unethical treatment of the elephants.
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# ? Jan 30, 2019 14:32 |
you have to download 100 GB update every time you want to play a videogame and there's no local multiplayer
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# ? Jan 31, 2019 09:46 |
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snack eater posted:you have to download 100 GB update every time you want to play a videogame and there's no local multiplayer You clearly do not have a Nintendo Switch, the one good thing about the future.
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# ? Jan 31, 2019 14:30 |
It's hot in Australia, but cold in Illinois. Clearly we need to kick the can on climate change another forty years. |
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# ? Feb 1, 2019 17:58 |
Driverless cars are cool but there's always that one idiot going 60 mph in the middle lane because they didn't update their firmware
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# ? Feb 1, 2019 22:37 |
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Chasterson posted:Driverless cars are cool but there's always that one idiot going 60 mph in the middle lane because they didn't update their firmware It's so much better than the bug from a decade years ago where at 255,999 miles the car just did full throttle donuts to the right.
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# ? Feb 1, 2019 22:42 |
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Chasterson posted:Driverless cars are cool but there's always that one idiot going 60 mph in the middle lane because they didn't update their firmware me: *dives into car in an incredible rush because wife's water just broke* car: we're installing the latest updates and will be ready to go in just a few moments!
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# ? Feb 1, 2019 23:14 |
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Manifisto posted:me: *dives into car in an incredible rush because wife's water just broke* car: you entered the wrong password, please try again
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# ? Feb 1, 2019 23:45 |
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Manifisto posted:me: *dives into car in an incredible rush because wife's water just broke* anything made in a tesla car is now property of the company |
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Farecoal posted:anything made in a tesla car is now property of the company Technically the baby was not made in the car. Probably. |
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xcheopis posted:Technically the baby was not made in the car. Probably. It's tattood clearly on your infant's back: designed in California, built in China. |
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# ? Feb 2, 2019 15:35 |
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I went to the local Bowl of Assorted Nutrients "healthful" fast food place for lunch. My interface asked what kind of protein I wanted. Usually I go with vat grown, because I care about stuff, but I figured I'd splash out today and get the organic 3d printed. It's basically the same as vat grown, only with sharper edges, but it costs an extra 3 credits. The disappointment was free though. |
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Finger Prince posted:I went to the local Bowl of Assorted Nutrients "healthful" fast food place for lunch. My interface asked what kind of protein I wanted. Usually I go with vat grown, because I care about stuff, but I figured I'd splash out today and get the organic 3d printed. It's basically the same as vat grown, only with sharper edges, but it costs an extra 3 credits. The disappointment was free though. I once had beef, from a real cow. I will never forget the flavor. I really want to try real sugar though, I hear that is fantastic.
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