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You started a bunch of fluid fires indoors for fun? Jesus you are a loving retard (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Jan 30, 2019 19:53 |
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# ? May 31, 2024 11:48 |
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Dumbest thing I’ve done with fire was hit tennis balls soaked in lighter fluid, charcoal starter or gas with a hockey stick. Don’t worry it was winter
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# ? Jan 30, 2019 19:56 |
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My tech school roommate kept buying lighters from the shopette and would burn plastic bags with them in the room. I kept throwing his lighters away, and he kept buying them. It never occurred to him to put them in his locker.
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# ? Jan 30, 2019 20:00 |
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Fhistleb posted:My buddy just thought it would be hilarious to get a Roomba... He also found out the PX had lighter fluid on sale for something ridiculous and bought them out. Well, you can guess what happens when to Lance Coolies get ahold of flammables and a Roomba. We started by making our names and lighting it up, that was pretty fun. We then used a whole bottle in the shower (Because water is there ) As we set the pool of fluid aflame and the fires rose we found out we couldn't reach the shower controls because the heat was preventing us, So we then decided the next best option would be to turn the sinks on and cup the water (which worked eventually) but the damage was done, the plastics in the shower were luckily just a little melted but the tiling was black (we were never able to get rid of the markings) IN KEEPING WITH THE FINEST TRADITIONS OF THE MARINE CORPS AND UNITED STATES NAVAL SERVICE
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# ? Jan 30, 2019 20:13 |
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In my old barracks, buddy wrapped the batteries to his electric skateboard in wool socks when he put them on the charger, figuring they would charge faster if warmer. The room was still condemned from fire damage a year later when I came back from course and they tried to bunk me in that room.
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# ? Jan 30, 2019 21:50 |
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:In my old barracks, buddy wrapped the batteries to his electric skateboard in wool socks when he put them on the charger, figuring they would charge faster if warmer. what
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# ? Jan 30, 2019 21:52 |
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A lot of cheap electric scooters, hoverboards, etc. use lovely cheap lithium batteries that are prone to catching fire violently, especially if overheated. Genius decided to insulate them and wrap them in flammable material.
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# ? Jan 30, 2019 23:38 |
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poo poo like this is why y’all can’t have hot plates in the barracks
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# ? Jan 30, 2019 23:40 |
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Thump! posted:poo poo like this is why y’all can’t have hot plates in the barracks Or anything with an open flame. Or pets. If they loosened the rules and let Joe have a goldfish, it would be less than 24 hours before someone would try to pull a Steve-O and swallow it, or would try to have sex with it.
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# ? Jan 31, 2019 00:29 |
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There was that one dude from the 82nd that was ETSing and jumped with his goldfish.
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# ? Jan 31, 2019 00:31 |
A Bad Poster posted:Or anything with an open flame. Or pets. If they loosened the rules and let Joe have a goldfish, it would be less than 24 hours before someone would try to pull a Steve-O and swallow it, or would try to have sex with it. I laugh but from what I've read here and elsewhere it would definitely end up in someones rear end.
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# ? Jan 31, 2019 00:37 |
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The Rat posted:There was that one dude from the 82nd that was ETSing and jumped with his goldfish. Did the fish live?
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# ? Jan 31, 2019 01:00 |
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CainFortea posted:Did the fish live? Permanent profile
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# ? Jan 31, 2019 01:01 |
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CainFortea posted:Did the fish live? Yes
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# ? Jan 31, 2019 01:09 |
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Didn't that dude end up with like an article 15 or something? Edit: Extra duty and they threatened to take rank from him if he broke any more safety rules, having made his last jump before he ETSed. https://www.armytimes.com/news/your-army/2015/04/28/more-punishment-for-paratrooper-who-jumped-with-fish/
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# ? Jan 31, 2019 01:23 |
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Did anyone ever try to rape the Roomba? I guess what I'm really asking is were you a marine?
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# ? Jan 31, 2019 01:25 |
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theres a video of one of the lower alkali metals, i think cesium, that is similar to this but just a little more explosive e: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbwtND63tfo
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# ? Jan 31, 2019 01:35 |
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Casimir Radon posted:Did anyone ever try to rape the Roomba? I guess what I'm really asking is were you a marine? Tape a fleshlight to it and play pin the dick to the cock dock. Hours of fun.
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# ? Jan 31, 2019 03:17 |
Casimir Radon posted:Did anyone ever try to rape the Roomba? New thread title.
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# ? Jan 31, 2019 03:51 |
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LingcodKilla posted:Tape a fleshlight to it and play pin the dick to the cock dock. Hours of fun. Tape four to it and make it a team event
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# ? Jan 31, 2019 06:00 |
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Thump! posted:Tape four to it and make it a team event
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# ? Jan 31, 2019 06:10 |
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Casimir Radon posted:The balls were touching. It’s part of the enrichment phase of team building
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# ? Jan 31, 2019 06:18 |
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Picking berries in the Soviet army.Tevery Best posted:I mean I was mostly joking, although I am more than willing to believe that the intensity of stupid bullshit was a lot bigger east of the Iron Curtain, what with the mass conscription and all
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# ? Feb 1, 2019 07:37 |
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Lol rekt
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# ? Feb 1, 2019 14:33 |
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https://i.imgur.com/ErqBt7L.gifv
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# ? Feb 1, 2019 20:13 |
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W E L P, gonna need a bigger recovery vehicle
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# ? Feb 1, 2019 20:26 |
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Should have just hopped in the recovery vehicle near the tipping point and just gunned the fucker.
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# ? Feb 1, 2019 22:44 |
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gently caress me. You have to be kidding me.
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# ? Feb 1, 2019 22:58 |
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You can read his mind. "oohhh SHITTTT" "well, that's gonna be an NJP" "Wait, Cpl Smith was the one supposed to be supervising instead of beating his dick over there. I'm gonna ghost outa here"
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# ? Feb 1, 2019 23:01 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UE-EAhf7QkU 2:20 posted:HE'S JUST TOUCHED ME WINKIE! IT'S ON THE SIDE, AVE GOT A NAYNE INCHER
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# ? Feb 1, 2019 23:26 |
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EDIT: Posted in the wrong thread.
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# ? Feb 2, 2019 00:17 |
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And this is why you use an anchor vehicle when doing recovery
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# ? Feb 2, 2019 01:03 |
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Hey platoony goons! Long time listener, first time caller. Been working for the military as a civilian for about 8 years now and if I know one thing, I know that opsec is cool and good. I also know that the locals who work for us in theater are constantly in danger from bad actors just for the fact of association. So I have this friend who is very sweet and joined the Army a couple years ago. This friend is ~*extremely online*~. I continued his extreme onlineness while deployed in a warzone. I'm talkin tons of snapchat and instagram and poo poo from whatever FOB he was at. Showing his face and all his buddies faces. Maybe this is actually kosher, but it seemed like not a great practice to me. I'm sure you guys can clear up whether that's actually fine and good. Well, homeboy just got back to the states and decided to post, as a PUBLIC Facebook post , picture of him with three Afghan barbers, specifically calling out the work they did for the US military AND their surname. Now aside from my work, I ALSO volunteered with an organization resettling Afghan SIVs and heard so many horrifying stories of people having their families murdered by the Taliban because of their work with Americans. So I immediately messaged this guy and gave him a heads up that he might be putting these guys in danger by blasting their faces all over the goddamn internet. His response was that he's "friends with so many sgts and sgt majors" on Facebook and not only would they have said something if there was a problem, but they are ALSO making basically the same kinds of posts. Oh and he also said that a different worker actually did get murdered by the Taliban recently. UHHHHH So am I insane and this is actually fine, or is an entire Army unit going to get a bunch of Afghans loving killed for internet points? CherryCola fucked around with this message at 02:42 on Feb 2, 2019 |
# ? Feb 2, 2019 02:31 |
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What does your heart tell you?
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# ? Feb 2, 2019 02:33 |
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They ded Your friend is an idiot
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# ? Feb 2, 2019 02:36 |
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LingcodKilla posted:They ded I told him to at least make it not public. But he said that "as long as there's not location data it's fine." Yes, in a country with a vast tribal structure and an organize militant group that literally makes it part of their job to kill people who work with us... Anyway, I'm bout to report this poo poo to Facebook at least. edit: also might have a chat with my local security officer? there are obviously some important conversations that aren't happening. CherryCola fucked around with this message at 02:41 on Feb 2, 2019 |
# ? Feb 2, 2019 02:39 |
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LingcodKilla posted:They ded
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# ? Feb 2, 2019 02:40 |
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They're dead and we probably droned them on a tip from a rival barber
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# ? Feb 2, 2019 02:40 |
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CherryCola posted:Hey platoony goons! Long time listener, first time caller. Been working for the military as a civilian for about 8 years now and if I know one thing, I know that opsec is cool and good. I also know that the locals who work for us in theater are constantly in danger from bad actors just for the fact of association. You posted in the right thread.
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# ? Feb 2, 2019 02:42 |
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Your friend values facebook likes more than human lives and is a turbo piece of poo poo. You local security officer would be a good start, sending an anonymous email to the local army counterintelligence office with links and poo poo would also be good. Really though military people are trash and the worst they'll have to do is take it down, which is actually for the best.
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# ? Feb 2, 2019 04:09 |