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Neddy Seagoon posted:One I heard about was to piss in the keyholes on the doors. Apparently it gets into the insides of the doors and corrodes them, along with loving up the interior lining of the doors from within. The classic from my high school was three full rolls of plastic food wrap, stretched tight, all the way around the car.
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Dumb Lowtax posted:This is the one from the thread I was trying so hard to remember Glue it in there for long term sabotage
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Somfin posted:The classic from my high school was three full rolls of plastic food wrap, stretched tight, all the way around the car. Bonus of leaving a permanent shadow on the paintjob where the wrap was
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Neddy Seagoon posted:One I heard about was to piss in the keyholes on the doors. Apparently it gets into the insides of the doors and corrodes them, along with loving up the interior lining of the doors from within. I think honey in a keyhole would be worse. That wierd sticky feeling in your pocket.
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# ? Feb 3, 2019 06:47 |
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poo poo on the underside of the door handle, or in the keyholes. How to get poo poo into a keyhole is left as an exercise for the reader.
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# ? Feb 3, 2019 06:59 |
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Bertrand Hustle posted:How to get poo poo into a keyhole is left as an exercise for the reader. Pastry bag, hello?
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Subjunctive posted:Pastry bag, hello? yeah, just head down to walmart and get one: https://www.walmart.com/ip/Telescopic-Shrimp-Net-Net-designed-especially-for-freshwater-shrimp-By-Fluval/213139436
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Subjunctive posted:Pastry bag, hello? I was thinking syringe with a blunt-tipped needle, but then you have to get it into the syringe. Pastry bag would work there too, remove the plunger and load it from the back. I have never put this much thought into something like this before.
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# ? Feb 3, 2019 07:16 |
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Outrail posted:Smear honey on the windscreen. Throw an egg on the bonnet. Smear peanut butter under the door handles. Safety pins in the windscreen wipers. Embed a stiletto in the driver's seat. There lots of juvenile as gently caress things you can do to a car. Bottle of beer or cup of urine in the air intakes. Improbable Lobster posted:BB or a pebble under the cap for the tire refill valve. They'll have a constant slow leak they won't be able to fix, but no actual damage Guess what else a valve stem tightener will do.
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# ? Feb 3, 2019 07:17 |
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Plastic grocery bag in the gas tank. Floats around until it gets sucked against the line out and kills the engine, goes back to floating around for however long, repeat.
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AMISH FRIED PIES posted:yeah, just head down to walmart and get one: https://www.walmart.com/ip/Telescopic-Shrimp-Net-Net-designed-especially-for-freshwater-shrimp-By-Fluval/213139436 You motherfucker
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Walking across the parking lot with my trusty turd net slung over my shoulder like a hobo with his bindle, ten minutes into my epic twisted Joker-like revenge against a person who committed a minor parking violation that definitely happened
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If I've already gone to the trouble of making GBS threads in a pastry bag you better believe I'm not stopping at the keyholes, I'm piping a goddamn design on the windscreen.
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At this point you're putting poo poo everywhere you can think of. Exhaust pipe, gas tank, keyholes, door handles, top of the window so it falls into the car when the window is opened, air intakes...
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# ? Feb 3, 2019 13:57 |
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It's like the old saying goes, if the only tool you have is a pastry bag filled with human excrement...
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My Lovely Horse posted:It's like the old saying goes, if the only tool you have is a pastry bag filled with human excrement... ... every problem starts to look like anal?
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......it’s going to be really hard to change a flat tire? My go-to(non-permanent damage) vehicular plant is wiping a line on axle grease on the windshield wipers. Nobody notices for a while, then good luck trying to get that poo poo off the entire windshield.
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# ? Feb 3, 2019 14:22 |
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central dogma posted:gently caress the pigs! Kitfox88 posted:can't say i'm a fan of these completely nonsensical memes with no connection to reality pseudorandom posted:Are you using a mobile app or some extension to change the CSS of the forums to a dark theme? This meme will totally make sense if your background is white. Dabir has a new favorite as of 19:15 on Feb 3, 2019 |
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Qwijib0 posted:whether it's entirely their fault or not, the saints'll screw you. Chichevache posted:Their just called "priests" when they're still alive.
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# ? Feb 3, 2019 19:33 |
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It's a shame so many of our quotes are hyperspecific to context since they rock
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Pick posted:It's a shame so many of our quotes are hyperspecific to context since they rock Go ahead and try to explain the backstory to someone, they'll
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Six-Of-Hearts posted:Plastic grocery bag in the gas tank. this one is inspired
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Bertrand Hustle posted:At this point you're putting poo poo everywhere you can think of. Exhaust pipe, gas tank, keyholes, door handles, top of the window so it falls into the car when the window is opened, air intakes... Once you get to that point you should just get an icing spatula and frost the entire car like a cake
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# ? Feb 4, 2019 00:08 |
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Fill the air vents with flour so when they turn on the heater/aircon it fills the car with dust and they can't see and fly off the road or cause a multiple fatality wreck. Classic prank.
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# ? Feb 4, 2019 00:38 |
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Zipperelli. posted:Perfect, but what exactly is happening here? Grem posted:Optimus Past His Prime? award for this
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# ? Feb 4, 2019 01:07 |
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Pull some First Spanish Astronaut poo poo on somebody. Epic prank, bra.
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# ? Feb 4, 2019 01:16 |
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Neddy Seagoon posted:One I heard about was to piss in the keyholes on the doors. Apparently it gets into the insides of the doors and corrodes them, along with loving up the interior lining of the doors from within. it also makes your front door smell strongly of piss until you replace it. Do not drunk piss doors unless you intend some psychological torture.
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Yestermoment posted:Pull some First Spanish Astronaut poo poo on somebody. Epic prank, bra.
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doctorawful posted:I came in answering Q's. Not good enough.
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Yestermoment posted:Pull some First Spanish Astronaut poo poo on somebody. Epic prank, bra. I've never heard this term before, what's it mean?
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Slippery posted:I've never heard this term before, what's it mean? quote:ETA spent months digging a tunnel under a road and filling it with explosives. When fascist Prime Minister Luis Carrero Blanco drove over it, they detonated the explosives and sent his car OVER a five story building. This flight earned Blanco the title of "First Spanish Astronaut". Blanco's successor was unable to keep the government together, and Democracy returned to Spain
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Oh wow, drat. Thanks!
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there are some diagrams of the launch trajectory and landing spot online and its as badass as it sounds like it would be
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Looking at that gassed thread led me to the banlist for another permabanned goon whose reason for being banned was "dead." I checked out the thread and found a classic: PCW posted:Well since there are Spice and K2 threads I figured maybe some people may want to conduct some research on creating their own incense blends with some of these supplements. These products are not for intended for human consumption and will not be sold to anyone intending such purposes. (He's selling drugs) His last update was on August 22, 2010. A few days later ... asimplenation posted:Yeah I placed my order on Sat the 21st and haven't heard anything since then. I have sent him an email, a pm onsite and he hasn't bee on AIM in a few days. Clearly something is going on. I don't have a package from him, a tracking number from him or anything as of right now which is not typical of him. Arrest that rear end! posted:We have recieved cause to believe that PCW may have passed away. I'll update when there are more details. asimplenation posted:Uhhh I hope not cause I am out a ton of $$ then. Brain Issues posted:Yeah it's confirmed, I knew PCW in real life for about a year and a half and it's too early to say but I'm almost positive its a drug overdose (opiates). Here's a link to the obit: asimplenation posted:If you knew him in real life do you think there is any chance you can talk to his family or something about issuing people refunds? Also that link requires a paid subscription could you post a screenshot or a different link?
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Moon Slayer posted:Looking at that gassed thread led me to the banlist for another permabanned goon whose reason for being banned was "dead." I checked out the thread and found a classic: Can someone post the series of things that are like A GOON DOES [X], GETS [Y] that ends with the french catacombs one.
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Kitfox88 posted:Can someone post the series of things that are like A GOON DOES [X], GETS [Y] that ends with the french catacombs one. This one? Triticum Guzzler posted:its really amazing how the actions of goons and mods are so freaking far beyond the pale that its actually impossible for a bystander to believe.
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BOOTY-ADE posted:This one? yes, thank you, i always crack up at the final one so bad it hurts
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Did the last one actually happen? It's honestly more believable than some of the others that I KNOW happened
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