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Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010
Ultra Carp

mlmp08 posted:

D&D says it's not a coup because actually the people are kicking out Maduro, not foreigners or the military.

I say it's not a coup, because if it was a coup, it wouldn't look like such disorganized dumb dogshit.

I mean if you wanna get technical the most accurate term at this point is probably 'constitutional crisis', as Guaidó does have an arguably legitimate claim. It's kinda a weak argument, but if it gets Maduro out of office peacefully I sure as hell ain't complaining.

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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Slim Pickens posted:

They just lie about the prettiest things, it baffles me that anyone can support him as faithfully as these loving chuds.

“Someday I’ll be a millionaire too”.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

shame on an IGA posted:

This is the one that convinced me cybersecurity in any form is an absolutely lost cause: A man triggers a code execution exploit in Super Mario World for SNES and then reprograms the game to become Flappy Bird, entirely with manual controller inputs on original hardware


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hB6eY73sLV0

That. Is. Amazing.

Hannibal Rex posted:

Putin wants the Russian population to live under a permanent siege mentality, so he can get away with staying in power forever without providing any social or economical progress.

Awful lot of that going around


I also love this

Milo and POTUS fucked around with this message at 08:26 on Feb 3, 2019

The Gardenator
May 4, 2007


Yams Fan

Waroduce posted:

Also if you still weren't sure the Republican party is dirty, Russia has been following their fund right wing extremist playbook to the loving letter in the United States

Can you link the article from the following quote? I'm trying to search for it and apparently a lot of articles cover this subject.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

https://twitter.com/ScottHech/status/1091542555571994624

Despite management statements to the contrary, it's 34 degrees F in the living areas and people can't get things like seizure medication because all computers are down with the power.

Big K of Justice
Nov 27, 2005

Anyone seen my ball joints?

Handsome Ralph posted:

Pretty sure most employers classify a bonus as a bonus when it's paid to you and it's taxed accordingly.

Not usually, in my experience, it gets noted as "bonus" but still taxed as income. You could calculate what the actual tax should be withheld and adjust your withholdings in advance and then flip it back after the bonus payment but 99% of people don't do that [I mean you may not get a bonus at all ! ] so you get that one big deposit taxed a higher rate. Usually, you can get that adjusted at tax time.

Also, applies to any large payout besides bonuses. I didn't get that many big bonuses but I did get dinged on severance packages from layoffs.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

EBB posted:

Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
Foreign wars $3.6 trillion
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

Stop funding foreign wars.

Arc Light
Sep 26, 2013



@BigDave no

Richard Bong
Dec 11, 2008

Arc Light posted:

@BigDave no

Please?

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/DonCheadle/status/1091899442582609920

twitter is so bad

psydude
Apr 1, 2008


I wonder how much ad revenue Trump's dumb tweets generate for those guys.

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost

shame on an IGA posted:

This is the one that convinced me cybersecurity in any form is an absolutely lost cause: A man triggers a code execution exploit in Super Mario World for SNES and then reprograms the game to become Flappy Bird, entirely with manual controller inputs on original hardware


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hB6eY73sLV0

But but but if we just update our definition files.... :negative:

EBB posted:

Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
Foreign wars $3.6 trillion
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

Leaving 18 billion in uncollected taxes every year because tea party freedom caucus fuckheads doesn't help either

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

BigDave posted:

Stop funding foreign wars.

no

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1092061035207495680

:thunk:

wasnt it mainly the white house pushing the war, not the CIA?

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

EBB posted:

https://twitter.com/ScottHech/status/1091542555571994624

Despite management statements to the contrary, it's 34 degrees F in the living areas and people can't get things like seizure medication because all computers are down with the power.

Guillotine management of that jail.


Guillotine @jack

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
It was mostly every career person at State/CIA/etc that was like 'uhh.....' but the political appointees were all aboard.

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008

The Gardenator posted:

Can you link the article from the following quote? I'm trying to search for it and apparently a lot of articles cover this subject.

this is a copy paste from D&D it may be the goons own work, i am unsure.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Sunday is usually Shitpost Sunday here since nothing is going on, but today is special. Today is...

:siren:SUPERBOWL SHITPOST SUNDAY:siren:

usual rules, no nudity or nms and brady lovers are open season

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010
Ultra Carp
death to the pats inshallah

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

this is how excited i am about brady getting another loving ring

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFiPD4i6N78

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Acebuckeye13 posted:

death to the pats inshallah

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Go 49ers!!!!

Tryzzub
Jan 1, 2007

Mudslide Experiment
the only thing i love more than watching livestream CTE development is an ice cold bud light

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
I hope all of you enjoy your bread and circuses tonight. The planet is literally dying and your children will die gasping for air at age 39 :cheers:

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Can’t wait to go to Costco today and have the samples to myself

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

I hope all of you enjoy your bread and circuses tonight. The planet is literally dying and your children will die gasping for air at age 39 :cheers:

yeah but we got some bitchin bloodsport out of it as these modern gladiators figuratively sacrifice their bodies on the altar of capitalism

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

EBB posted:

yeah but we got some bitchin bloodsport out of it as these modern gladiators figuratively sacrifice their bodies on the altar of capitalism

That’s so sad 😞.

Alexa, play Despacito.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJQP7kiw5Fk

Tryzzub
Jan 1, 2007

Mudslide Experiment
mods are jets fans

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
i only cheer for people that kneel for the anthem

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Tryzzub posted:

mods are jetsmets fans

Tryzzub
Jan 1, 2007

Mudslide Experiment
does brady eat big macs? lets find out

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Stuff you need to know for a video that put me in a great mood yesterday:

- The San Antonio Spurs's arena has a bat problem.
- in the last few days, they've had to stop the game when bats have flown in, then they fly off.
- The Spurs mascot is The Coyote, basically Wile E. Coyote.
- The players and background reactions are just as good as the main action.

https://twitter.com/SeanWTHR/status/1091882306695057411?s=19

https://twitter.com/ringernba/status/1091879054658088960?s=19

It was way more impressive than it looked on the TV feed.

https://twitter.com/spurs/status/1092071459692969991?s=19

From 2009: https://youtu.be/q_6im2RzZxU

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 17:35 on Feb 3, 2019

Laranzu
Jan 18, 2002

Fallom posted:

Can’t wait to go to Costco today and have the samples to myself

Great minds think alike

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

i root for the patriots because of how much nerdrage that comes from them winning

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008



This is not the content I crave

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Cursed

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


I'm a saints fan. I don't think I'm watching the NFL anymore, was already pretty done with it before this season.

I hope the Patriots win every game, forever.

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Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Vasudus posted:

It was mostly every career person at State/CIA/etc that was like 'uhh.....' but the political appointees were all aboard.

I had the pleasure of meeting (several years later) with one of the senior intel officers in the Pentagon at the time about this, and the dude was legit angry at how their reports to the White House were grossly altered for the message. Then Pentagon was not pushing to invade Iraq...at least not the intel folks.

EBB posted:

this is how excited i am about brady getting another loving ring

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFiPD4i6N78

I want to hear this song flipped to a minor chord or whatever.

Godholio fucked around with this message at 18:11 on Feb 3, 2019

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