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Xen Tricks
Nov 4, 2010

spankmeister posted:

This 2 minute mayo recipe makes me very angry :catstare:

Yeah I'm loving the 84 grams of sugar in my mayonnaise

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spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






It's not even mayonnaise. :argh:

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
https://i.imgur.com/9Rq209U.gifv

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
would.

multiple times

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

sneakyfrog posted:

would.

multiple times

:same:

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
Turkey WATER Loaf & Gravy!?!? - WHAT ARE WE EATING?? - The Wolfe Pit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gxqlspMtqA



2 and a half hours to cook.

TEMPERATURE CHECK!
https://i.imgur.com/tiP9eLW.mp4

Let's start with the white meat!
https://i.imgur.com/PizGFL4.mp4

Cutting into this bad boy.
https://i.imgur.com/GssvFzB.mp4

Pour some sugargravy on me!
https://i.imgur.com/n31QhBD.mp4

Close up!
https://i.imgur.com/Jfh6qwJ.mp4

Time for the White and Dark Meat Mix!
https://i.imgur.com/MNZvHg0.mp4

Yum!
https://i.imgur.com/Dq3Pq0r.mp4

Final Verdict: Inedible and not worth the $4 cost.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

MariusLecter posted:

Turkey WATER Loaf & Gravy!?!? - WHAT ARE WE EATING?? - The Wolfe Pit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gxqlspMtqA


Final Verdict: Inedible and not worth the $4 cost.
It looks like a box from ziplock bags.

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

:randvince:

Yes, please.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



Where? I need this in my life.

Croatoan
Jun 24, 2005

I am inevitable.
ROBBLE GROBBLE

:actually::perfect:

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


I have a trip to NZ coming up to see the in-laws and realized they might have halal snack packs there. A little research later and I've added an extremely promising kebab place to my list of must-visit places. I'm not exaggerating when I say it's given me something to look forward to.

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

Hirayuki posted:

I have a trip to NZ coming up to see the in-laws and realized they might have halal snack packs there. A little research later and I've added an extremely promising kebab place to my list of must-visit places. I'm not exaggerating when I say it's given me something to look forward to.

I'm so very jealous. There is literally nowhere anywhere within 500 miles of me that has HSPs. :( I've never had one and would legit pay double for the opportunity.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Hirayuki posted:

I have a trip to NZ coming up to see the in-laws and realized they might have halal snack packs there. A little research later and I've added an extremely promising kebab place to my list of must-visit places. I'm not exaggerating when I say it's given me something to look forward to.

Please do an HSP writeup later.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Zipperelli. posted:

I'm so very jealous. There is literally nowhere anywhere within 500 miles of me that has HSPs. :( I've never had one and would legit pay double for the opportunity.
If you have a kebab place near you, they might be able to throw a HSP together if you show them a picture and tell 'em what's in it. I think someone in this thread has had success going this route. (We're drowning in Middle Eastern food in my neck of the woods--I'm just too lazy.)

LifeSunDeath posted:

Please do an HSP writeup later.
You bet! I can already guess I'll have to eat light the rest of the day.

NinjaDebugger
Apr 22, 2008



One of the things I miss about living in Omaha is a greek restaurant that does this, except instead of american cheese, they put on a quarter-inch thick slab of feta.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

NinjaDebugger posted:

One of the things I miss about living in Omaha is a greek restaurant that does this, except instead of american cheese, they put on a quarter-inch thick slab of feta.

ohh yah, that would rule

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Has anyone tried CalorieMate? For some reason, I thought it was just made up bullshit in Metal Gear.

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
What is HSP?

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost

RandomPauI posted:

What is HSP?

halal snack pack
or health savings plan, which you will need to crack open cuz you ate too many halal snack packs in america, land of no healthcare

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

wikipedia posted:

A halal snack pack is a dish consisting of halal-certified doner kebab meat (lamb, chicken, or beef) and chips. It also includes different kinds of sauces, usually chili, garlic, and barbecue.[1] Yoghurt, cheese, jalapeño peppers, tabbouleh, and hummus are common additions. The snack pack is traditionally served in a styrofoam container, and has been described as a staple takeaway dish of kebab shops in Australia.

you can get caloriemate on amazon if you want to try it.

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
very similar to the more entertainingly-named kapsalon ("hairdresser") in the netherlands, except there's no salad as a fig leaf to the dietary depravity

MachineryNoise
Jan 13, 2008

So I shout "Set your life on fire!"
We call it "shawarma poutine" here. :canada:

eating only apples
Dec 12, 2009

Shall we dance?

RareAcumen posted:

Has anyone tried CalorieMate? For some reason, I thought it was just made up bullshit in Metal Gear.

I got it in a subscription box of Japanese snacks a few years ago. It was the chocolate one, I think. It was very, very dry and didn't taste great. I think I ate one bar and threw the rest away. It looks like something from 50 years ago, I love the aesthetic and just wish it tasted good

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Fools, don’t they know eating halal food turns you into a Muslim

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

RareAcumen posted:

Has anyone tried CalorieMate? For some reason, I thought it was just made up bullshit in Metal Gear.

have eaten a ton of calorie mate. it's like less sweet short bread with either grapefruit, chocolate or plain flavor. it's good but it's pointless, doesnt really have protein so you're the same eating an actually good cookie or curry-pan.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

NinjaDebugger posted:

One of the things I miss about living in Omaha is a greek restaurant that does this, except instead of american cheese, they put on a quarter-inch thick slab of feta.

What restaurant? I’m from Omaha and go back a couple times a year and this sounds dope.

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost

eating only apples posted:

I got it in a subscription box of Japanese snacks a few years ago. It was the chocolate one, I think. It was very, very dry and didn't taste great. I think I ate one bar and threw the rest away. It looks like something from 50 years ago, I love the aesthetic and just wish it tasted good

they unironically sell actual hardtack in japanese snack stores

it's hardtack

NinjaDebugger
Apr 22, 2008


Bobby Digital posted:

What restaurant? I’m from Omaha and go back a couple times a year and this sounds dope.

Greek Islands, 38th and Center. They also have baklava ice cream dressed with baklava scraps.

motoh
Oct 16, 2012

The clack of a light autocannon going off is just how you know everything's alright.
https://twitter.com/FartSandwich/status/1092233445458231296

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

MariusLecter posted:

Turkey WATER Loaf & Gravy!?!? - WHAT ARE WE EATING?? - The Wolfe Pit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gxqlspMtqA



Final Verdict: Inedible and not worth the $4 cost.

"this looks like crap with pus on top" was being polite.

ulmont
Sep 15, 2010

IF I EVER MISS VOTING IN AN ELECTION (EVEN AMERICAN IDOL) ,OR HAVE UNPAID PARKING TICKETS, PLEASE TAKE AWAY MY FRANCHISE

MariusLecter posted:

Turkey WATER Loaf & Gravy!?!? - WHAT ARE WE EATING?? - The Wolfe Pit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gxqlspMtqA

Man, it's been decades since I ate these things; we used to have them when I was growing up on almost a weekly basis. I remember them fondly, and now I'm hungry.

PERMACAV 50
Jul 24, 2007

because we are cat

eating only apples posted:

I got it in a subscription box of Japanese snacks a few years ago. It was the chocolate one, I think. It was very, very dry and didn't taste great. I think I ate one bar and threw the rest away. It looks like something from 50 years ago, I love the aesthetic and just wish it tasted good

I think this is a cultural one. My ex was Japanese and would basically live on CalorieMate if you would let him.

Anthony Rapp
Mar 29, 2004
Blame it on Cain, don't blame it on me.
Grimey Drawer

NinjaDebugger posted:

Greek Islands, 38th and Center. They also have baklava ice cream dressed with baklava scraps.

Adding that to the list the next time I go back home

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
Caloriemate looks so dry!

You can get them on Amazon. I would try it if it weren’t demon wheat. Maybe cheese or chocolate.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

NinjaDebugger posted:

Greek Islands, 38th and Center. They also have baklava ice cream dressed with baklava scraps.

Excellent, saved it in Yelp for the next time I’m in town.

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013


Wrong thread

Hirayuki posted:

I have a trip to NZ coming up to see the in-laws and realized they might have halal snack packs there. A little research later and I've added an extremely promising kebab place to my list of must-visit places. I'm not exaggerating when I say it's given me something to look forward to.

Fergburger if you're in Queenstown or i think Devil burger is the other one

Also there's a fuckload of good breweries


Hey! This store is no joke about 700 metres (half a mile) from my house in Parramatta. His chilli sauce is insanely good. If you're in Sydney, Istanbul in Parra is the store. They do really good pide as well.

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

AlbieQuirky posted:

Caloriemate looks so dry!

You can get them on Amazon. I would try it if it weren’t demon wheat. Maybe cheese or chocolate.

what makes demon wheat different from regular wheat? do they grow it in hell or something? does CalorieMate have a contract with Satan?

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






Data Graham posted:

Fools, don’t they know eating halal food turns you into a Muslim

Inshallah

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Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

i want to dive into this like scrooge mcduck

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