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Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist
I don't know what's happening here. Enjoy.

https://i.imgur.com/GkBzHi1.mp4

edit: I now know what's happening here. Salt making the muscles spasm. Enjoy.

Zesty has a new favorite as of 06:50 on Jan 31, 2019

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null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

Center in, pull back. Stop. Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop.

Jesus Christ. Full-on body horror :gonk:

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

lol it looks like a short clip I saw of a guy with an epic calf cramp like a thunderstorm under his skin and I thought gently caress man how are you videoing this and not flying about your room in hopping agony

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

Zesty posted:

I don't know what's happening here. Enjoy.

https://i.imgur.com/GkBzHi1.mp4

edit: I now know what's happening here. Salt making the muscles spasm. Enjoy.

Fleshlight technology keeps getting better and better.

MisterBibs
Jul 17, 2010

dolla dolla
bill y'all
Fun Shoe

NoneMoreNegative posted:

lol it looks like a short clip I saw of a guy with an epic calf cramp like a thunderstorm under his skin and I thought gently caress man how are you videoing this and not flying about your room in hopping agony

As a kid I suffered from foot cramps a lot, to the point where I was just inured to it enough that it became a test of wills between the pain and the muscles relaxing of their own volition.

Nowadays, it's a relaxation thing for me. Tense the muscle(s), wait for them to seize up, and just wait for them to casually un-tense. Doesn't even hurt, anymore, and I never get them otherwise.

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



https://i.imgur.com/FaFSaoT.gifv

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Anthony Baaaaahttis?

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

Zesty posted:

I don't know what's happening here. Enjoy.

https://i.imgur.com/GkBzHi1.mp4

edit: I now know what's happening here. Salt making the muscles spasm. Enjoy.

ok I just became vegan right now

Slippery
May 16, 2004


Muscles Boxcar

Elias_Maluco posted:

ok I just became vegan right now

cool give me all your meat

Uh, I mean,

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



https://i.imgur.com/ZHVF8hO.mp4

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Robocop should shoot that guy in the dick

Kramdar
Jun 21, 2005

Radmark says....Worship Kramdar

LifeSunDeath posted:

Robocop should shoot that guy in the dick

Turn on your monitor.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Kramdar posted:

Turn on your monitor.

Lurking Haro
Oct 27, 2009


I would have preferred this version over the remake.

raverrn
Apr 5, 2005

Unidentified spacecraft inbound from delta line.

All Silpheed squadrons scramble now!



https://vimeo.com/86014703 NWS, of course.

raverrn has a new favorite as of 21:09 on Feb 1, 2019

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



https://i.imgur.com/hNBEa63.gifv

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-
https://i.imgur.com/dbEmd0p.gifv

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


https://i.imgur.com/U2puLad.gifv

Ghostpilot
Jun 22, 2007

"As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."
https://twitter.com/connrbell/status/1091764977659203589

Basticle
Sep 12, 2011


https://i.imgur.com/w2zhanz.gifv

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



https://i.imgur.com/6P69fvh.gifv

Otteration
Jan 4, 2014

I CAN'T SAY PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP'S NAME BECAUSE HE'S LIKE THAT GUY FROM HARRY POTTER AND I'M AFRAID I'LL SUMMON HIM. DONALD JOHN TRUMP. YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT.
OUR 47TH PRESIDENT AFTER THE ONE WHO SHOWERS WITH HIS DAUGHTER DIES
Grimey Drawer

My cat did essentially this tonight. She showed no remorse. Cuddles anyway! Yay! I think!

davebo
Nov 15, 2006

Parallel lines do meet, but they do it incognito
College Slice

Frankly I'm surprised to realize this is the first time I've ever seen Enter the Dojo posted on SA.

Ghostpilot
Jun 22, 2007

"As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."
https://i.imgur.com/5oSbfzA.gifv

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

ahh so thats how sex works

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost
Balls are stored in the penises

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Otteration posted:

My cat did essentially this tonight. She showed no remorse. Cuddles anyway! Yay! I think!

I'm just impressed they were able to get the cue in their paws.

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!


Katt
Nov 14, 2017

https://i.imgur.com/Na0aUR5.mp4

The Repo Man
Jul 31, 2013

I Remember...

This is from the behind the scenes of an amateur horror short

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWXnt2Z2D1E

joedevola
Sep 11, 2004

worst song, played on ugliest guitar
I know I'm the 1000th person to ask this but the answer wasn't in the OP.

How do I stop one gif taking up three vertical screens?

18 Character Limit
Apr 6, 2007

Screw you, Abed;
I can fix this!
Nap Ghost

joedevola posted:

I know I'm the 1000th person to ask this but the answer wasn't in the OP.

How do I stop one gif taking up three vertical screens?

Turn your monitor on its side

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

joedevola posted:

I know I'm the 1000th person to ask this but the answer wasn't in the OP.

How do I stop one gif taking up three vertical screens?

18 Character Limit posted:

Turn your monitor on its side

Alternatively strip the bb tags from this code and put it into a tampermonkey / violentmonkey / buttmonkey thing. You can play around with sizes to fit the monitor you're using by changing the numbers.

code:
// ==UserScript==
// @name               video resizing and sound
// @namespace          [url]https://forums.somethingawful.com/[/url]
// @description        loving giant vertical recording
// @include            [url]https://forums.somethingawful.com/*[/url]
// @grant              GM_addStyle
// ==/UserScript==

GM_addStyle("video { max-height: 700px; max-width: 800px;} ");

window.addEventListener("load", function() {
    $("video").attr("controls", "controls");
}, false);

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
https://i.imgur.com/cicrWBD.mp4

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

The Repo Man posted:

This is from the behind the scenes of an amateur horror short

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWXnt2Z2D1E

Looks like somebody was inspired by PT Demo :v:

But seriously that's cool, thanks. I had no idea what it was from, I just found that .gif on my tumblr dash.

HenryEx
Mar 25, 2009

...your cybernetic implants, the only beauty in that meat you call "a body"...
Grimey Drawer

The Repo Man posted:

This is from the behind the scenes of an amateur horror short

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWXnt2Z2D1E

So when they said Fatal Frame was based on a true story, they weren't actually lying


edit: the way the lighting and focus lags behind and overshoots and constantly tries to compensate undulatingly is amazing and triggers some intense feelings

HenryEx has a new favorite as of 01:46 on Feb 4, 2019

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Sound
https://i.imgur.com/fXNrnbd.gifv

Source
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ot_V7Q8a6yc

Otteration
Jan 4, 2014

I CAN'T SAY PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP'S NAME BECAUSE HE'S LIKE THAT GUY FROM HARRY POTTER AND I'M AFRAID I'LL SUMMON HIM. DONALD JOHN TRUMP. YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT.
OUR 47TH PRESIDENT AFTER THE ONE WHO SHOWERS WITH HIS DAUGHTER DIES
Grimey Drawer

Samovar posted:

I'm just impressed they were able to get the cue in their paws.

Yah, I'm pimpin' her out on the bar scene and it's not working out so well even at a buck a rack. Too much broken crockery.

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HAmbONE
May 11, 2004

I know where the XBox is!!
Smellrose

Was the white SUV passing in an oncoming lane?

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