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The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
virginians are significantly dumber than even the most vacant-eyed midwestern dullard i assure you

vb would be placed in accelerated learning courses in virginia's schools

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cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entr...4b087104753e468

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004





Literal monsters.

Congrats America, youre the baddies.

Lightning Knight
Feb 24, 2012

Pray for Answer
Nvm misread

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

The Muppets On PCP posted:

virginians are significantly dumber than even the most vacant-eyed midwestern dullard i assure you

vb would be placed in accelerated learning courses in virginia's schools

I don’t see how you can say that about the state that boasts the proud Antonin Scalia Law School.

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Majorian posted:

I don’t see how you can say that about the state that boasts the proud Antonin Scalia Law School.

these are the same people who turned a landfill into a park called mt trashmore

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS

Majorian posted:

I don’t see how you can say that about the state that boasts the proud Antonin Scalia Law School.

Says "Esq." on the business cards either way. :shrug:

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Randler posted:

Says "Esq." on the business cards either way. :shrug:

Only if they pass the bar.

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Mustached Demon posted:

Only if they pass the bar.

Fake news, Bill S. Preston never passed the bar.

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

Furnaceface posted:

Literal monsters.

Congrats America, youre the baddies.

i got some bad news about the last 250 years

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

Furnaceface posted:

Literal monsters.

Congrats America, youre the baddies.
i tried to guess what the article was about based on this quote before i clicked the link. lotta options

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Majorian posted:

Fake news, Bill S. Preston never passed the bar.

You dont know that. The new movie hasnt come out yet. :colbert:

GhostofJohnMuir posted:

i got some bad news about the last 250 years

R. Mute posted:

i tried to guess what the article was about based on this quote before i clicked the link. lotta options

Look Im not about to cast stones from my glass house and all, so I was trying to be as nice as possible.

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

i was thinking maybe it's cutting all aid to palestine or maybe it's the coup in venezuela or maybe it's the letting prisoners freeze to death in new york or... well, maybe it was a lot of things

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
the cined star wars thread is SO good

pikachode
Jan 21, 2019

by R. Guyovich
i'm starting a goat rescue. i'm going to loving do it

pikachode
Jan 21, 2019

by R. Guyovich
fyi my family are very conservative and treat me like a dangerous mental patient for doing things like majoring in graphic design instead of macroeconomics, i am always very guarded around them and they actually have no idea of the madness that lurks within so given that the world as we know it is going to end within the decade i need to just surrender all the bullshit and show them what i am really capable of

pikachode
Jan 21, 2019

by R. Guyovich
we're free! we're free! the world is ending! none of the old rules mean anything anymore!

pikachode
Jan 21, 2019

by R. Guyovich
my relationship with my family is very strained and poignant right now. but at least i am not in america, nor south america, nor of course africa and what remains of the fertile crescent

pikachode
Jan 21, 2019

by R. Guyovich
sorry friends. it's not even midday and i'm half pissed to poo poo

pikachode
Jan 21, 2019

by R. Guyovich
selah

the paradigm shift
Jan 18, 2006

pikachode posted:

my relationship with my family is very strained and poignant right now. but at least i am not in america, nor south america, nor of course africa and what remains of the fertile crescent

we have better weed tho

pikachode
Jan 21, 2019

by R. Guyovich

the paradigm shift posted:

we have better weed tho
actually i'm told our bush weed rivals california's best, as long as there's a water supply you can't beat our heat

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

pikachode posted:

sorry friends. it's not even midday and i'm half pissed to poo poo

Are you watching the Super Bowl or celebrating Chinese New Year?

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

pikachode posted:

bush weed rivals california's best

no it doesnt

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!
I’d like to shout out to the guy in this bar making the Patriots fans look like the good guys by showing up in a Penn State jacket

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

Pirate Radar posted:

I’d like to shout out to the guy in this bar making the Patriots fans look like the good guys by showing up in a Penn State jacket

A priest just walked in and I’m starting to think I’m in the wrong bar

pikachode
Jan 21, 2019

by R. Guyovich

Pirate Radar posted:

Are you watching the Super Bowl or celebrating Chinese New Year?
the latter

pikachode
Jan 21, 2019

by R. Guyovich
i celebrate three new years per calendar year, which is why i'll die young and exhausted

Dave Grool
Oct 21, 2008



Grimey Drawer

Pirate Radar posted:

A priest just walked in and I’m starting to think I’m in the wrong bar

you may just be inside of a bad joke

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

pikachode posted:

the latter

恭喜發財 then! :)

pangstrom
Jan 25, 2003

Wedge Regret

exmarx posted:

the cined star wars thread is SO good
Nice try!

wisconsingreg
Jan 13, 2019
my sumerian is getting good but i can basically only write lines from tng darmok


𒂗𒆠𒆕𒄑𒉋𒂵𒈩𒌷𒀔𒀝

Gilgamesh and Enkidu of Uruk

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

i love reading it. there's a guy who doesn't understand barthes' death of the author but thinks he's really smart, and another guy whose brain got broken by j j abrams' the force awakens so hard that he turned alt right

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
also euphronius posts in there

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




exmarx posted:

also euphronius posts in there

oh so that’s who furrnaceface is

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

exmarx posted:

i love reading it. there's a guy who doesn't understand barthes' death of the author but thinks he's really smart, and another guy whose brain got broken by j j abrams' the force awakens so hard that he turned alt right

I don't suppose the name "Mary Sue" entered into any of the second guy's posts?

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




cinci zoo sniper posted:

oh so that’s who furrnaceface is

kals that actually kind of hurts. :(

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good
i had to watch the superbowl in a bar with two old ladies, my roommate and the bartender. it was kind of sad, but the ice cream sandwiches were nice

Furnaceface posted:

kals that actually kind of hurts. :(

for what it's worth i think you're better than euph

but i am drinking mescal

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good
not just drinking it, but staring at it as i swirl it in the glass like the decrepit mummy that i am

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Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

GhostofJohnMuir posted:

i had to watch the superbowl in a bar with two old ladies, my roommate and the bartender.

Superbowl LIII: Two Old Ladies, My Roommate and the Bartender.

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