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Danaru posted:Did the last one actually happen? It's honestly more believable than some of the others that I KNOW happened its referring to a bunch of goons begging literally dying homeless heroin junkie sunburnt aphid to check into some sort of rehab, and now-banned former mod hondarider cutting into say 'actually rehab is awful try lsd instead'
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Kitfox88 posted:the rest of them are 100% factual though Well, the zipline was never actually used
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I think the zipline was still the most scary. Wouldn't it have propelled children into a a dead stop at 60mph at the end or something?
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Solice Kirsk posted:I think the zipline was still the most scary. Wouldn't it have propelled children into a a dead stop at 60mph at the end or something? i don't remember the exact speed they would have reached, but he overshot the angle by a factor of nineteen like, as in, a safe angle of descent for a zipline might be two degrees, and his zipline pointed down at 38 degrees
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Is that like, fall straight down and get jerked back up by the harness angle, or more like crash through the end because you can't stop angle
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Dumb Lowtax posted:Is that like, fall straight down and get jerked back up by the harness angle, or more like crash through the end because you can't stop angle Yes
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fool_of_sound posted:its referring to a bunch of goons begging literally dying homeless heroin junkie sunburnt aphid to check into some sort of rehab, and now-banned former mod hondarider cutting into say 'actually rehab is awful try lsd instead' Lsd does have some use in addiction treatment, i always felt a bit sorry for hondarider on that one
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sebmojo posted:Lsd does have some use in addiction treatment, i always felt a bit sorry for hondarider on that one Not unsupervised doses for someone so terminally addicted that they were asking how to keep mainlining heroin after their veins were collapsing and couldn't take a needle anymore. Microdose supervised hallucinogens are useful for addiction and depression, but that doesn't mean 'tell a burnout to also start taking psychedelics'.
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Counterpoint: Acid is fun.
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fool_of_sound posted:Not unsupervised doses for someone so terminally addicted that they were asking how to keep mainlining heroin after their veins were collapsing and couldn't take a needle anymore. Microdose supervised hallucinogens are useful for addiction and depression, but that doesn't mean 'tell a burnout to also start taking psychedelics'. Oh I'm not saying it was a good idea, just not quite as crazy as it was painted. My high water mark is the wife of that junkie goon, who baked to death in a car park, pawing through his pill collection popping them at random just in case
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Solice Kirsk posted:Counterpoint: Acid is fun. Hmm, interesting point. So if my calculations are correct you can mix it with the heroin and have fun and get high AND avoid addiction?
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Solice Kirsk posted:I think the zipline was still the most scary. Wouldn't it have propelled children into a a dead stop at 60mph at the end or something? Yeah the speed it would have thrown somebody down it was "would kill you 100% of the time when you hit the end." He didn't do any math and just built the thing because lol I'm going to make the biggest and funnest zip line ever, man! Then some engineering goons did the math and were like "this is going to kill somebody. No joke, here are the numbers, and it isn't like one of those might hurt at the end but you'll be ok situations. This thing will literally kill people."
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Outrail posted:Hmm, interesting point.
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sneakyfrog posted:E: dammit beaten like a rug because I didn't read all the way and I'm all traveled out and braindead this am I read this as "braindead this arm" which is another classic TCC moment
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sebmojo posted:My high water mark is the wife of that junkie goon, who baked to death in a car park, pawing through his pill collection popping them at random just in case I thought that was sunburnt aphid's (the one hondarider wanted to self-medicate with LSD) husband?
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:I thought that was sunburnt aphid's (the one hondarider wanted to self-medicate with LSD) husband? Nope. Sunburnt aphid was barely hanging on and living in motels. Car goon had kids and a house.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:I read this as "braindead this arm" which is another classic TCC moment God, what goon said something about “arm reduction. It’s harm reduction once you’ve done all the h”? That was perfect.
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Ghost Leviathan posted:TCC is better than DARE could ever dream of. It's not hard to achieve; Dare was pretty hosed up in the head.
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Keromaru5 posted:Look, if we can call a hot tub a jacuzzi after its inventor, then we can call a corpse reanimated by mad science a Frankenstein. Samovar posted:Really? I thought it was named after Emile Zola's work. Bruceski posted:Because it's what you say when you catch your spouse and neighbor in there.
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sebmojo posted:My high water mark is the wife of that junkie goon, who baked to death in a car park, pawing through his pill collection popping them at random just in case If I remember correctly (I may not be), the goon wife wanted goons to help her identify mystery pills, which is weird to me because heads up: Drugs.com has a pill identifier. I use it for found pills at work all the time. Also the goon who lost his arm meat to heroin played a ton of Call of Duty with me and after getting surgery to regain rudimentary control of his arm, died of an overdose.
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Untrustable posted:If I remember correctly (I may not be), the goon wife wanted goons to help her identify mystery pills, which is weird to me because heads up: Drugs.com has a pill identifier. I use it for found pills at work all the time. Yeah, IIRC she was just looking for pill ID information, and anything about her taking/wanting to take anything is mutation of the story via goon oral tradition. I want to say she wasn't even into drugs, just trying to do damage control... which led to the actual unfortunate part of the story, where she was asking TCC how she could convince the life insurance company that her husband's death was accidental. All right, insurance fraud!
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Antivehicular posted:Yeah, IIRC she was just looking for pill ID information, and anything about her taking/wanting to take anything is mutation of the story via goon oral tradition. I want to say she wasn't even into drugs, just trying to do damage control... which led to the actual unfortunate part of the story, where she was asking TCC how she could convince the life insurance company that her husband's death was accidental. All right, insurance fraud! Shouldn't be a crime.
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Antivehicular posted:Yeah, IIRC she was just looking for pill ID information, and anything about her taking/wanting to take anything is mutation of the story via goon oral tradition. I want to say she wasn't even into drugs, just trying to do damage control... which led to the actual unfortunate part of the story, where she was asking TCC how she could convince the life insurance company that her husband's death was accidental. All right, insurance fraud! Serious question: Does life insurance not pay out if the person died by taking way too much of whatever the gently caress he was taking? Is it considered a suicide? Like, I take lots of meds for stuff and if I get forgetful and take two of the same pill I could die. Would my insurance not pay out? Not trying to commit insurance fraud or suicide or nothing.
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Improbable Lobster posted:BB or a pebble under the cap for the tire refill valve. They'll have a constant slow leak they won't be able to fix, but no actual damage
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Untrustable posted:Serious question: Does life insurance not pay out if the person died by taking way too much of whatever the gently caress he was taking? Is it considered a suicide? insurance will use any excuse not to pay out
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Insurance pays out for suicide. Just have to have the policy typically for two years.
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Untrustable posted:Serious question: Does life insurance not pay out if the person died by taking way too much of whatever the gently caress he was taking? Is it considered a suicide? There's generally a two year contestability period. So suicide, or dying because of a disease you lied about having or something like that may allow them to not pay out in the those first two years. After that, they're bound to pay with limited exceptions (like if the beneficiary killed you for the money).
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What if I'm my own beneficiary and I shoot myself? Am I then the victim of fraud?
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yes they would put you in cemetery jail and you would have to live out the plot of Lost, even the later seasons.
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pangstrom posted:yes they would put you in cemetery jail and you would have to live out the plot of Lost, even the later seasons. Fuuuck, cruel and unusual dude.
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Arivia posted:The difference between what is morally right and what is legally right got LF shut down. LF got shut down because they couldn't stop planning to kill to the President.
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VanSandman posted:LF got shut down because they couldn't stop planning to kill to the President. That does not contradict the post you quoted
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Goons invented swatting, except with the secret service and the target is always lowtax
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pangstrom posted:yes they would put you in cemetery jail and you would have to live out the plot of Lost, even the later seasons. They weren’t dead the whole time!
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There was also an autistic goon, who thought LSD could cure his autism. Naturally, TCC helped him to find and buy drugs.
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