Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Love my city

https://twitter.com/SBNation/status/1092266190242762752

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene


They should have just eaten the fine and wrapped up the game targeting Brady's knees with helmets until someone shattered one.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
We now know why the US Attorney in NC never chased after the people loving up the local House race there with ballot tampering.

https://twitter.com/bethreinhard/status/1092445065023246336?s=19

They chased after Green Card holders that thought they could vote (they can't) instead of actually loving chasing the real (Republican) people loving with the vote since 2016.

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah
Trump in the oval office and Brady putting on another super bowl ring every year are heads of the same poisonous viper if you ask me

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



DownByTheWooter posted:

Trump in the oval office and Brady putting on another super bowl ring every year are heads of the same poisonous viper if you ask me

HAIL HYDRA!

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

Sarah posted:

Yay go sports.

Also uh McNally what is up with that probation reason earlier? I’m slightly concerned.

As shame on an IGA said, I was referencing the letter Sullivan Ballou wrote to his wife that was featured in Ken Burns' The Civil War.

But you're absolutely right, I should have somehow worked a reference to you specifically in there as well.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/ronmartinez/status/1092336640805134336

your welcome

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Icon Of Sin posted:

HFAIL HYDRA!

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


Thanks, I hate it.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
loving horrifying

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Fallom posted:

Oakley paid the regulation fee despite being the ugliest sunglasses on the planet

Rumor mill has it Oakleys' tac gear sales are in the shitter, so a lot of their inventory is being allowed pricing below MAP.

Which is good because it's loving garbage.

Tryzzub
Jan 1, 2007

Mudslide Experiment
real men wear revision

MaxPowers
Dec 29, 2004

kupachek posted:

Something to take with a grain of salt considering it's coming out of a state media outlet, but interesting nonetheless.
Beats the crap out of all the sportsball talk.


New Russian weapon ‘makes enemies want to vomit’

A non-lethal weapon that induces hallucinations and vomiting among enemy combatants has been fitted to two Russian warships.

The 5P-42 Filin – a futuristic dazzler-type device – can cause troops to miss their targets by blinding them, inducing delirious conditions and making them want to be sick.

Two advanced Russian Navy frigates – the Admiral Gorshkov and Admiral Kasatonov – have been fitted with the Filin – meaning Eagle Owl - the RIA Novosti media agency reported.

The device can fire a strobe-like beam that disrupts an opponent’s eyesight, hindering their ability to aim a weapon at night.

It is also capable of “effectively suppressing” night vision technology, laser distance sensors and range-finding systems for anti-tank missiles from as far as five kilometres, according to the manufacturer Ruselectornics.

The weapon’s development included testing on volunteers who shot assault rifles, sniper rifles and machine guns at targets that were protected by the Filin.

They all experienced trouble aiming because they were unable to see the target.


P sure we had this tech in 2000 and we banned it beccause melting your enemies eyes was inhumane and against the Hague.

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

Tryzzub posted:

real men wear revision

You and me are gonna fight in a field

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Hold on trooper, I know you're not about to get in that tactical vehicle without eye pro.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Hahahahah

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

MaxPowers posted:

P sure we had this tech in 2000 and we banned it beccause melting your enemies eyes was inhumane and against the Hague.

I assume the weapon is actually just vodka and not this tech thing.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

hobbesmaster posted:

I assume the weapon is actually just vodka and not this tech thing.

I'm guessing they've already spent years field testing it at US embassies around the world.

MaxPowers
Dec 29, 2004

hobbesmaster posted:

I assume the weapon is actually just vodka and not this tech thing.

It was in the time we were toying with sonic waves to stop rioters, if you turned it up to 11 it would turn liquid bits of the eyes into jelly.

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
Its called a Dazzler

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dazzler_(weapon)

quote:

Dazzlers emit infrared or invisible light against various electronic sensors, and visible light against humans, when they are intended to cause no long-term damage to eyes. The emitters are usually lasers, making what is termed a laser dazzler. Most of the contemporary systems are man-portable, and operate in either the red (a laser diode) or green (a diode-pumped solid-state laser, DPSS) areas of the electromagnetic spectrum. The green laser is chosen for its unique ability to react with the human eye. The green laser is less harmful to human eyes.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
We’ve had those for at least 10 years.

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

Now we know how that new Russian puke weapon works

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Here have some more 2019

https://twitter.com/BizPears/status/1092424254514216960

e: https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-47117177

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008


Uh, that wasn't about the movie "Taken"?

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

nm

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
https://twitter.com/jaredlholt/status/1092278203668938753?s=21

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

hobbesmaster posted:

Uh, that wasn't about the movie "Taken"?

No those were armenians or albanians or whatever

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

FAUXTON posted:

No those were armenians or albanians or whatever

So they could sell white virgin teen girls to Arabs.

That loving movie.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

mlmp08 posted:

So they could sell white virgin teen girls to Arabs.

That loving movie.

Ah, I figured they'd have to start remaking poo poo from the late 19th century eventually.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Can't stand Liam Neeson. Glad I've been vocal about it for five years or so now.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Let's check in on Virginia! Northam is making noises like he's going to resign soon and hell yeah, gonna get a black governor! ALL HAIL GOVERNOR FAIRFAX

https://twitter.com/CurtisHouck/status/1092530583056670720?s=19

:stare: wait wtf is this about

https://twitter.com/jmartNYT/status/1092524770397249538?s=19

:suicide:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Everybody is a milkshake duck. Everybody.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





EBB posted:

Everybody is a milkshake duck. Everybody.

What about the horse

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

TF CURES GENERATOR posted:

What about the horse

It's actually 100 ducks in the shape of a horse.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Dems are putting together a bill to prevent Donnie from raising emergency funds for the wall. Good idea, probably should have gotten it set up as soon as the first noise about an emergency declaration though.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
I’ve never wanted anything more than this on a $20.

https://twitter.com/bradthor/status/1092491947124637703?s=21

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

gently caress thats rad as hell

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


The only thing that would be cooler than that would be a picture of her pistol whipping a slave holder.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Andrew Jackson's face being on the twenty is a pretty good troll though.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


hobbesmaster posted:

Andrew Jackson's face being on the twenty is a pretty good troll though.

And Tubman's wouldn't be?

Who are we hoping to troll?

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply