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Leperflesh
May 17, 2007


Is that supposed to be Archer, because it's totally Archer

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Leperflesh posted:

Is that supposed to be Archer, because it's totally Archer

No, it's obviously Shitass Q. Fuckhole.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
I get strong Steve Guttenberg vibes from Mr Fuckhole, personally.

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?
I thought the punchline was this at first :

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
E: ^^^^^^ this is a masterwork.


Errr... Picture unrelated!



Also

Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 21:39 on Feb 4, 2019

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

This is just a really old laptop with an uncured Nimda virus.

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

Bullshit, the creeps you fight in Pokemon games are largely aggressive weirdos who jump at the chance to engage a ten-year-old in animal bloodsport and take half their money.

SubNat
Nov 27, 2008


For the curious: "My Lover's Son."
For the rest: I will never stop being amazed at people thinking this is good writing.

It's actually a full length film, as well as a porn. So I imagine it's some porn director who's wholly annoyed at being stuck making porn, when they actually want to make films.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

SubNat posted:

For the curious: "My Lover's Son."
For the rest: I will never stop being amazed at people thinking this is good writing.

It's actually a full length film, as well as a porn. So I imagine it's some porn director who's wholly annoyed at being stuck making porn, when they actually want to make films.

To be honest there's a lot of porn like that, it's just from the 70's and 80's

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

SubNat posted:

For the curious: "My Lover's Son."
For the rest: I will never stop being amazed at people thinking this is good writing.

Nobody thinks it's good writing, just that it sounds a lot like Oscar bait

Son of Thunderbeast has a new favorite as of 22:44 on Feb 4, 2019

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
ends up being more like oscarbating

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Iron Crowned posted:

To be honest there's a lot of porn like that, it's just from the 70's and 80's

Then you horseshoe out the other end with Flesh Gordon. A porn film that spent so much money on prop and plot that they had to cut the porn out and release it main stream just to try recover the costs.

e: I believed a lie. Turns out they just weren't allowed to shoot hardcore in LA and it was stripped because of legal troubles. This can stand as a testament to my shame.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.
Oh, so they like The Simpsons? Well riddle me this, smartguy.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
The last one is the kind of character they would put on Simpsons nowadays

HBomb
Sep 26, 2004

All aboard.

Leperflesh posted:

Is that supposed to be Archer, because it's totally Archer

It's probably supposed to be Tom Hanks, who had a recurring character on SNL named "Mr. Short-Term Memory" who lost his ability to form permanent memories after getting hit on the head by a coconut falling out of a coconut tree.

Edit: Apparently it's a pear tree now. In the universe I grew up in it was a coconut tree.

https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/mr-short-term-memory/n9873

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

DrBouvenstein posted:

Oh, so they like The Simpsons? Well riddle me this, smartguy.


President William Jefferson Clinton.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Samuringa posted:

ends up being more like oscarbating

Is Oscar the one that likes chess?

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Samuringa posted:

ends up being more like oscarbating

The MSJ
May 17, 2010


https://twitter.com/NetflixUK/statu...ingawful.com%2F

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

jesus christ

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Thank christ they cut before the grapefruit

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Karate Bastard posted:

Thank christ they cut before the grapefruit

Sex Education, season 2: starring Kai Greene.



Also, I'd like to join in saying

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

This is very good

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

This is amazing and not even a little surprising that it's not Netflix US. American fundie heads would explode if that came out on a US platform.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

Oh, it's available here.

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

Zipperelli. posted:

This is amazing and not even a little surprising that it's not Netflix US. American fundie heads would explode if that came out on a US platform.

it's not 2003 anymore, nobody cares. They can't talk about politics on the evening news without saying the word pussy and talking about watersports. the X-Files lady jacking off a squash doesn't even register

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

MrUnderbridge posted:

Oh, it's available here.

The show is available, but I mean specifically that tweet. That poo poo would NEVER get tweeted out by the Netflix US account. Hell, I just looked and while this video appears on their page, they didn't retweet the UK/Ireland Netflix account, they retweeted some third-party website that retweeted the UK/Ireland account.

America has hosed up some people's brains wrt sex.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Gripweed posted:

it's not 2003 anymore, nobody cares. They can't talk about politics on the evening news without saying the word pussy and talking about watersports. the X-Files lady jacking off a squash doesn't even register

https://twitter.com/gilliana/status/969943377142800385?lang=en

https://twitter.com/GillianA/status/969289057112084482

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
Remember when the Dixie Chicks said they were ashamed of George Bush and it became a massive controversial story for months and it ruined their careers? Nowadays some actor can go to the Oscars and call Trump a oval office and it's a one day story and the worst thing that happens is somebody tries to murder them with a pipe bomb and that is also just a one day story.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Zipperelli. posted:

This is amazing and not even a little surprising that it's not Netflix US. American fundie heads would explode if that came out on a US platform.

Game of Thrones paved that road a decade ago by having gratuitous sex in it AND being outrageously popular, so I wouldn't be surprised if studios stopped caring what the fundies thought the moment they learned there was untapped money to be made tapping asses.

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

Gripweed posted:

Remember when the Dixie Chicks said they were ashamed of George Bush and it became a massive controversial story for months and it ruined their careers? Nowadays some actor can go to the Oscars and call Trump a oval office and it's a one day story and the worst thing that happens is somebody tries to murder them with a pipe bomb and that is also just a one day story.

Remember when Howard Dean gave a weird yell and everyone decided he wasn't fit to be a presidential candidate?

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

LifeSunDeath posted:

This is very good

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Neddy Seagoon posted:

Game of Thrones paved that road a decade ago by having gratuitous sex in it AND being outrageously popular, so I wouldn't be surprised if studios stopped caring what the fundies thought the moment they learned there was untapped money to be made tapping asses.

It turns out most of the fundies will buy it anyway. It's fine to wallow in sinful things as long as you feel shame about it. Be furtive, sneaky and ashamed and anything can be forgiven.

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

Jamesman posted:

Remember when Howard Dean gave a weird yell and everyone decided he wasn't fit to be a presidential candidate?

I think about that every goddamn day.

Spectral Debt
Jan 23, 2004
9999 sucka
Gillian Anderson is not from America??

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Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Spectral Debt posted:

Gillian Anderson is not from America??

Wikipedia says she was born in Chicago.

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