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The Cubelodyte
Sep 1, 2006

Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990
Grimey Drawer

Huh. Is there some rumor swirling around about FLOTUS I haven't heard yet?

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Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

The Cubelodyte posted:

Huh. Is there some rumor swirling around about FLOTUS I haven't heard yet?

No, just reasonable assumptions

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

Crabtree posted:

Does the seed of ruin damage the from conception or was him believing them to be his what warped them?

Ivanka's biography had a big old segment of how she forced the house staff to buy her lemonade out of pocket and how this was proof of her entrepreneurial spirit, so I'm pretty sure being raised as Trump kids is what ruined them, regardless of how damaged they were.

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

Legit surprised Trump hasn’t had a (new) sex scandal in office. Maybe they locked up his viagra.

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


Fister Roboto posted:

It's amazing how blatantly anti-democratic Republicans have become now that they realize they're in the minority.

Now?

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
https://twitter.com/GrrrGraphics/status/1092460901242818561

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better


Thar MAGA hat is made of flesh

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008


this sure is a take

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

They used to pretend they weren't. Operative word being "blatantly" here.

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

The democrats are killing babies because the babies are racist, when they themselves are the racists.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum

Pants Donkey posted:

Legit surprised Trump hasn’t had a (new) sex scandal in office. Maybe they locked up his viagra.

Can't find what's left of his necrotic toad.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

He got greedy; he tried to fit too many talking points in his cartoon and it backfired

Flew too close to the talking-point sun

If you're trying to make a cartoon that is about the Covington kids, abortion, AND Ralph Northam, and that's the best you can come up with, maybe you better just settle for 2 out of 3

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

When you fall, get right back up again.

RoboRodent posted:

The democrats are killing babies because the babies are racist, when they themselves are the racists.

Governor Northam understands the scourge of racism all too well, and vows to see it burned out of future generations even knowing he will be rightly reviled by history. AGC

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

Honestly surprised nobody’s brought up the tired “Sanger was a eugenicist” canard yet.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on reports the Queen could be evacuated if Brexit turns ugly – The royal family may have to leave London if civil unrest follows UK’s exit from the EU"

Telegraph:

Sajid Javid dismisses speculation of snap general election in June
Bonus! Found an earlier version of this cartoon on the Telegraph website.

Matt:

Nissan warns of Brexit concerns as U-turn at Sunderland confirmed

Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

Maroon 5's Super Bowl performance: Adam Levine's torso can't save tedious affair

betaraywil
Dec 30, 2006

Gather the wind
Though the wind won't help you fly at all


Is it disembodied womb season already?

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008
[b]BUNNIES ARE CUTE BUT DEADLY/b]

Newfie posted:

Newfoundland and Labrador's local radio station Voice Of the Common Man (VOCM) has a editorial comic and it really gives a lot of these comics a run for their money in the :effort: department.



SIRT is the civilian group that investigates police complaints and there is discussion locally about establishing our own force rather than outsourcing to the SIRT in Nova Scotia.

Please post more of these.

KillerJunglist
May 22, 2007

Lion of Judah protect you, Jah be praised.

His shoulder is coming out of his ear.

bandaid.friend
Apr 25, 2017

:obama:My first car was a stick:obama:

KKK guy's body makes no sense

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

bandaid.friend posted:

KKK guy's body makes no sense



Doesn't it?

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

betaraywil posted:

Is it disembodied womb season already?

Apparently. This one is so disembodied that it's explicitly not in a woman's body, it's just a levitating pink bubblegum with a baby in it.

Do we have an imgur album of disembodied womb cartoons?

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Fister Roboto posted:

It's amazing how blatantly anti-democratic Republicans have become now that they realize they're in the minority.

Conservatives have always been anti-democratic. One of the fundamental beliefs of conservatism is that government should only be in the right peoples' hands. That's taken the form of monarchism, fascism, and "white male property owners only" franchise.

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

FronzelNeekburm
Jun 1, 2001

STOP, MORTTIME

Where's the shoe??

Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012

:australia:

Pope:

The banking royal commission has released its final report which recommends civil and criminal action against the banks. It is politically damaging for the government in an election year given they strongly resisted holding it for so long given what it dug up.

Rowe:

Man in centre is the banking royal commissioner Kenneth Hayne, former High Court judge. Treasurer Josh Frydenberg's comment is a reference to the extremely frosty photo op when the report was delivered:
https://twitter.com/politicsabc/status/1091187054757634048

Leak, Son of Leak:

I don't know why the cop car is Amercian.

Campbell:

Julia Banks quit the Liberal party after denouncing its culture of bullying and is now running in health minister Greg Hunt's seat as an independent.

Downes:

Tasmania is still on fire.

Tambaloneus
Feb 5, 2007

I miss my cat someone buy me a kitten.

Trapezium Dave posted:

Downes:

Tasmania is still on fire.

I spent last night unable to sleep because the smoke was so bad even as far from the fire as I am in Hobart. I think schools in the affected areas have been delayed & a lot of students in the south are now going to the school further north for a few weeks.

The memory of 1967 bushfires (we're about to have the anniversary of it in 2 days) is in a lot of ppl's minds too. My parents spent the last 2 weeks watching their hometown be utterly surrounded by fire & the whole state is grateful of the little bit of rain we're getting this week. The volunteer & paid firefighters have done an incredible job keeping the damage as low as it has been, there are a few towns that would otherwise not exist right now if not for their incredible effort these last 2 weeks. My parents have only just gone home after 2 weeks on my couch.

So while I get that smoke sucks, it'd be nice to see the efforts of the ppl actually fighting the fires commemorated in some aus comics tbh.

Ratzap
Jun 9, 2012

Let no pie go wasted
Soiled Meat

Pants Donkey posted:

Legit surprised Trump hasn’t had a (new) sex scandal in office. Maybe they locked up his viagra.

Or they're paying the primate semen collector from whatever zoo is close to jack him off a couple of times a day. Call it collecting from the Orangutang ;)

AngrySpork
Nov 9, 2003

The most powerful voice in gaming

Wait, Rall is FOR m4a and education now?

edit: Political Cartoons: Red Tall - No one is as smart or can draw as well as me

AngrySpork fucked around with this message at 00:56 on Feb 5, 2019

Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012

Tambaloneus posted:

So while I get that smoke sucks, it'd be nice to see the efforts of the ppl actually fighting the fires commemorated in some aus comics tbh.

AngrySpork
Nov 9, 2003

The most powerful voice in gaming

If I had a name as generic and hard to find as his, I just MIGHT stick my name on my shitposts!

Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm

The Cubelodyte posted:

Huh. Is there some rumor swirling around about FLOTUS I haven't heard yet?

There’s the older one about her having an affair with the head of security at the Tiffany’s in Trump Tower, but I don’t know about anything since.

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

It's an easy assumption that shes getting something from somewhere not fueled by KFC.

Lightning Knight
Feb 24, 2012

Pray for Answer

This one is pretty :effort:. Like it’s objectively correct but it is neither visually interesting nor clever.

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


Garrison's abortion hysteria is some real dull poo poo.

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!



Gaybies Nomination: Laziest Non-Gorrell

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

This does not make sense when, again, aggregate indicia also indicate improvements. The belief that things are worse is false. It remains false.
oof, yeah, that's really weak for a bennett.

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
It couldn't be solid black, or smudged around or something, it had to be an X?

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

This does not make sense when, again, aggregate indicia also indicate improvements. The belief that things are worse is false. It remains false.
I think if you had to write out "RALPH NORTHAM'S POLITICAL CAREER" you've already lost.

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

Discendo Vox posted:

oof, yeah, that's really weak for a bennett.

Yeah. I figure the tin of shoe polish will save him from actually winning, but, he definitely earned the nomination at least.

Also, I found someone posting that Liberterian Stonetoss edit in the wild. The one with the Insufferable Personality competition, but they replaced the bicyclist with a Libertarian.

I pointed out the artist was a nazi, and predictably, someone replied with the "You know those were made by a bigot" comic they did.

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Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!
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Chip Bok posted:

Virginia Governor Ralph Northam doesn’t regret his abortion comments. But he does regret dressing up in black face for a Michael Jackson dance contest. His wife probably doesn’t regret preventing him from moonwalking at his press conference.

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Chip Bok posted:

So much for the polar vortex. It’s gone home. Taking its place – the big melt. Temperatures are soaring as much as 60 degrees.

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