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Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
bonding over no one caring about you

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DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Jerusalem posted:

Even Curt Hawkins is allowed to watch the TV properly :aaa:

A Fresh Start


hahahah holy poo poo they're making his name spelled wrong part of the angle...or it was part of the angle the whole time. either way is dumb as gently caress.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
zach

HitTheTargets
Mar 3, 2006

I came here to laugh at you.

Dango Bango posted:

Who's the porn universal champion?

I wanted to answer this by naming a pornstar, but I couldn't just fire one off. So I'm going to be sitting here all night thinking "who is unironically the best pornstar?"

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

lol

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

The Kimoa Kid posted:

Am I wrong or is Curt an exceedingly handsome dude?

He's got great hair

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches
Braun and Nicholas are the youngest tag team champions

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
that was a good recovery by Zack Ryder

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

The Kimoa Kid posted:

Am I wrong or is Curt an exceedingly handsome dude?

They spelled Zack wrong and you spelled Kurt wrong.

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

I really like this story but my experience with WWE tells me that it ends in them being proven wrong and they are 2 losers.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

NO WAY JOSE ON TV

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Dango Bango posted:

He's got great hair

he needs to use more conditioner

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Kurt should introduce his son, Chad Gable

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

finn balor is the same person as finn from star wars but wearing angel make up

Armitage
Aug 16, 2005

"Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."
They gave the wrong Edgehead the 250 match losing streak gimmick

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Imagine how Apollo feels when Kurt goes out and tells us he will die in the ring and then moonsaults right onto his head.

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Was non-WWE Revival any interesting because they frankly bore the poo poo out of me with their gimmick.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

I hope Ryder & Hawkins are getting heat with The B Team backstage for stealing their "couple of losers in a tag team" gimmick.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Gumball Gumption posted:

I really like this story but my experience with WWE tells me that it ends in them being proven wrong and they are 2 losers.

Zack and Curt getting pushed off the stage in a two-seater wheelchair

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
I sympathize with zack cryder

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

HitTheTargets posted:

I wanted to answer this by naming a pornstar, but I couldn't just fire one off. So I'm going to be sitting here all night thinking "who is unironically the best pornstar?"

shyla stylez

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Infidel Castro posted:

Was non-WWE Revival any interesting because they frankly bore the poo poo out of me with their gimmick.

Check out their NXT matches with DIY.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

there's a new episode of the 8-bit guy up.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Infidel Castro posted:

Was non-WWE Revival any interesting because they frankly bore the poo poo out of me with their gimmick.

They were absolutely loving incredible in NXT. Their matches with American Alpha in particular were absolutely fantastic.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
Nadine Jansen

TransatlanticFoe
Mar 1, 2003

Hell Gem

Kurt Angle KNOWS he can’t eat that, and he’s not even gonna try

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
it's hard to rank the best pound-for-pounding pornstar, and it ends up just being an exercise in relativizing the categories they compete in.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Infidel Castro posted:

Was non-WWE Revival any interesting because they frankly bore the poo poo out of me with their gimmick.

WWE paired them up I think?

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

"jason jordan isn't my son. i'm gay. and uhh i quit." *angle slams self*

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

You are now hearing this
noise in your head.



Grant DaNasty posted:

I hope Ryder & Hawkins are getting heat with The B Team backstage for stealing their "couple of losers in a tag team" gimmick.

How many tag teams in WWE have that gimmick

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
The best porn star is the background actor who never gets to gently caress.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


I've been trying to decide whether I want to buy a VW or a Toyota and I'm pretty sure that was just a Toyota ad with a Fleet Foxes song??

HitTheTargets
Mar 3, 2006

I came here to laugh at you.

DoctorGonzo posted:

shyla stylez

Heh, you have a type I guess.

Push El Burrito posted:

The best porn star is the background actor who never gets to gently caress.

Worst is cameraman who never shuts up.

HitTheTargets fucked around with this message at 02:56 on Feb 5, 2019

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches

DoctorGonzo posted:

shyla stylez

This is probably right but also too sad for the topic

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

The Kimoa Kid posted:

I've been trying to decide whether I want to buy a VW or a Toyota and I'm pretty sure that was just a Toyota ad with a Fleet Foxes song??

I owned a VW and I drove it into a swamp and it's now home to a family of gators.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

bye kurt

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Push El Burrito posted:

I owned a VW and I drove it into a swamp and it's now home to a family of gators.

Do the gators find there's enough space in the back seats?

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
i soiled this ring

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
"i soiled this ring with milk"

uh sure

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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Kurt's neck is trying to escape out of the back of his skull.

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