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Achmed Jones posted:I seem to remember that homeboy wasn’t trying to get high as much as he was trying to alleviate withdrawals because he was trying to kick. It was seriously a sad story (but I’m not gonna lie “died from too much diarrhea medicine” has a certain zing to it) Lmbo lol lafffo oh jeez what wtf hahaha really what haha lmao lmdo pffffhaha amirite guys
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Its not so much that they died thats funny (its not) but rather everything to do surrounding the tragedy of the death. Try to keep up.
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# ? Feb 5, 2019 03:50 |
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let's be honest here. who else is intending, should they ever be driven to suicide, to arrange the most tragicomic death possible for the sole benefit of the goons
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# ? Feb 5, 2019 03:54 |
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pikachode posted:let's be honest here. who else is intending, should they ever be driven to suicide, to arrange the most tragicomic death possible for the sole benefit of the goons Oh, definitely.
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pikachode posted:let's be honest here. who else is intending, should they ever be driven to suicide, to arrange the most tragicomic death possible for the sole benefit of the goons My plan B involves a clown costume and an Exit Bag with a goofy face painted on the front. (not really but we need some gallows humor)
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# ? Feb 5, 2019 04:05 |
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Drug death: not funny Drug death as a result of drugs being approached with the same goon intensity as opinions on Star Wars films: honestly pretty funny
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# ? Feb 5, 2019 04:09 |
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Nah ^Screaming Idiot posted:My plan B involves a clown costume and an Exit Bag with a goofy face painted on the front. If you gotta go, go with a smile!
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# ? Feb 5, 2019 04:11 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:drugs being approached with the same goon intensity as opinions on Star Wars films
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# ? Feb 5, 2019 04:17 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:Drug death: not funny
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# ? Feb 5, 2019 04:18 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:Drug death: not funny EDIT: OH gently caress YOU
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# ? Feb 5, 2019 04:21 |
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pikachode posted:let's be honest here. who else is intending, should they ever be driven to suicide, to arrange the most tragicomic death possible for the sole benefit of the goons i'm just gonna go for the whole "superglue your hands to the side of your head and then decapitate yourself so that it looks like you just pulled your own head off" trick
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# ? Feb 5, 2019 04:21 |
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cock hero flux posted:i'm just gonna go for the whole "superglue your hands to the side of your head and then decapitate yourself so that it looks like you just pulled your own head off" trick Dress up in a seasonal costume (santa, easter bunny etc) and do it at a shopping mall. Really traumatise the kids off to get their holiday snap.
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# ? Feb 5, 2019 04:32 |
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cock hero flux posted:i'm just gonna go for the whole "superglue your hands to the side of your head and then decapitate yourself so that it looks like you just pulled your own head off" trick Wasn't there a goon that tried to commit suicide by blindfolding themselves and running at a chainsaw he tied neck height to a tree? Or is that just an urban legend?
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# ? Feb 5, 2019 04:36 |
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pikachode posted:omg that's it, you described the magic
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# ? Feb 5, 2019 04:37 |
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just lol if you don't cut your drugs with msg or anchovy paste
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# ? Feb 5, 2019 04:39 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:The only difference between TCC and GWS is what's in the spoons.
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# ? Feb 5, 2019 04:40 |
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A lot of the crazier stories about phenazapam came from offsite forums iirc. Drugs.txt is quite a trip as it's what TCC goons consider to be crazy drug stories. I think sadly for our amusement the drug's popularity wore off, probably after everyone dumb enough to try it went broke, it got banned and/or everyone realised it doesn't actually get you high, it just makes you black out for weeks on end and run on pure id until you wake up. I think there was at least one case of someone waking up in a prison cell that they'd covered in their own feces.
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# ? Feb 5, 2019 04:43 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Wasn't there a goon that tried to commit suicide by blindfolding themselves and running at a chainsaw he tied neck height to a tree? Or is that just an urban legend? There was someone that kind of laid down on a saw as a suicide attempt. I don’t remember if it was a chainsaw or a table saw or what, but they survived and posted about it. Apparently the cold weather saved them.
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# ? Feb 5, 2019 04:44 |
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imagine what a mindfuck it would be if you took a giant amount of phenazepam and you woke up weeks later with a successful business startup and were engaged to an attractive, wealthy person
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# ? Feb 5, 2019 04:55 |
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I think that was the Director’s Cut of Office Space.
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# ? Feb 5, 2019 04:57 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:Drug death: not funny THE SJWS RUINED BENZOS FOR ME STUPID CUCKS WHAT'S NEXT TRANSGENDER THC???
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# ? Feb 5, 2019 05:03 |
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Telsa Cola posted:Joose just cuts out all the hard work and teleports you to the hospital in the future where you have no wife, and no job, but you do have an arrest record and a grand piano. That was an amazing quote
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# ? Feb 5, 2019 05:05 |
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sebmojo posted:That was an amazing quote I like the one with the guy on Joose discussing his Tuesday or whatever the night of with the edit by the poster retelling the story that it wasn't Tuesday in any part of the world at the time.
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# ? Feb 5, 2019 05:12 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:A lot of the crazier stories about phenazapam came from offsite forums iirc. Drugs.txt is quite a trip as it's what TCC goons consider to be crazy drug stories.
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# ? Feb 5, 2019 05:30 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:TCC is probably the best drug-related place on the internet, ever check out methhead Tumblr? If someone had a friend that wanted to get started on the Tumblr meth rabbit hole where would be a good place to tell them to start?
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# ? Feb 5, 2019 05:45 |
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luxury handset posted:imagine what a mindfuck it would be if you took a giant amount of phenazepam and you woke up weeks later with a successful business startup and were engaged to an attractive, wealthy person I would YOLO joose
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# ? Feb 5, 2019 05:59 |
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jobson groeth posted:If someone had a friend that wanted to get started on the Tumblr meth rabbit hole where would be a good place to tell them to start? edit: Forgot about the even better tweaker nation tag https://www.tumblr.com/tagged/tweaker-nation
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# ? Feb 5, 2019 06:01 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:https://www.tumblr.com/tagged/meth thank god they got rid of the hentai so we can have wholesome family entertainment for people of all ages
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# ? Feb 5, 2019 06:03 |
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Achmed Jones posted:There was someone that kind of laid down on a saw as a suicide attempt. I don’t remember if it was a chainsaw or a table saw or what, but they survived and posted about it. Apparently the cold weather saved them. It was Volume, aka Ride the Gravitron which explains his "I hate everyone and everything and I'm loving angry 24/7" posting style prior to being banned. Volume posted:Rough time in life lead to a drastic decision that resulted in turning on the table saw and letting 'er rip. Volume posted:
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# ? Feb 5, 2019 06:03 |
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"we at Tumblr Inc. had to scrub CatDog_suckNfuck.png from our servers to make room for such quality content as Nazis, child porn spambots, and methhead meetups"Mammal Sauce posted:It was Volume, aka Ride the Gravitron which explains his "I hate everyone and everything and I'm loving angry 24/7" posting style prior to being banned. God drat. Suicide is mental illness, but apparently Volume/RtG's mental illness had testicles of solid titanium. Like, I'm glad he lived, but that's an almost parodically metal form of self-harm. That's practically the ending of an episode of Metalocalypse. Screaming Idiot has a new favorite as of 06:08 on Feb 5, 2019 |
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Screaming Idiot posted:thank god they got rid of the hentai so we can have wholesome family entertainment for people of all ages Also about four posts down after opening the tweaker nation one is a gif of some tits "Good work, Yahoo", a phrase never said unironically
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# ? Feb 5, 2019 06:25 |
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Screaming Idiot posted:"we at Tumblr Inc. had to scrub CatDog_suckNfuck.png from our servers to make room for such quality content as Nazis, child porn spambots, and methhead meetups" That's totally a Metalocalypse song. Like: Present my neck/ To blessed buzzsaw/ Caught on flesh/ A small tear I saw/ Tried again/ Until I could breathe From both holes/ The mouth and the cleave (chorus) Then I went out/ To lie down and await my death/ But in the snow... denied/ My chainsaw suicide
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# ? Feb 5, 2019 07:20 |
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Anybody have that quote from the FYAD TCC mock thread about the guy baking to death in his car? Edit: found it. Triticum Guzzler posted:[in sheriff john bunnell voice] THIS SICKO THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO TAKE POWERFUL PAINKILLERS WHILST DRIVING. FOR A TIME, HE ESCAPED THE LAW, BUT WHAT HE DIDN'T COUNT ON WAS AN EXTRAJUDICIAL EXECUTION BY SOL, GIVER OF LIFE Untrustable has a new favorite as of 08:07 on Feb 5, 2019 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:https://www.tumblr.com/tagged/meth Cheers, I figured there was going to be something at least a little more in crowd than that. It also suggested #meth girls to me which I assume is a really tragic version of suicide girls. Screaming Idiot posted:thank god they got rid of the hentai so we can have wholesome family entertainment for people of all ages Meth is better for you than anime.
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# ? Feb 5, 2019 08:16 |
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The talk of Meth reminds me that shmorky 's ex is not only an unironic nazi on various social media platforms but also has a non-zero number of thirsty goons encouraging her behaviour
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# ? Feb 5, 2019 08:57 |
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Some goons would drink literal sewage to appease the thirst. Personally I like cold tap water
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# ? Feb 5, 2019 09:03 |
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pentyne posted:Not only that, some people thought "eyeballing" meant putting the drugs into your eyes. Dunno if it's BS or true-ish, but I heard that the term 'dropping acid' derived from early adapters using literal eye-drops to take LSD. Like, here's 500 micrograms of lysergic acid diethylamide in saline solution. Don't blink...
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The Saddest Rhino posted:The talk of Meth reminds me that shmorky 's ex is not only an unironic nazi on various social media platforms but also has a non-zero number of thirsty goons encouraging her behaviour IIRC also a paranoid schizophrenic and victim of abuse from shmorky.
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# ? Feb 5, 2019 09:17 |
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SeaGoatSupreme posted:Some goons would drink literal sewage to appease the thirst. You chose Flint tap water and now have lead poisoning. You died.
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The Saddest Rhino posted:The talk of Meth reminds me that shmorky 's ex is not only an unironic nazi on various social media platforms but also has a non-zero number of thirsty goons encouraging her behaviour yeah it's a uh pretty high non zero some of them are thirsty and some of them are also kiwifarms posters so it's a fractal of tragic cases of online
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