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Squalid posted:lol this is the essence of brexit. "We" used to rule the world, says average bloke
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hordes of Montenegrins set to overrun the United Kingdom, drowning out the sound of rural English church bells with their quaint stringed instruments and folk poems recounting the exploits of Vinjinar the Mountain King
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england became frightened when they misread it as mount of negroes
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Judakel posted:england became frightened when they misread it as mount of negroes that's a solid lol
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I was considering writing "and if the UK's Conservative Party repealed the Fixed-term Parliaments Act of 2011 and refused to ever call new elections, even as the rate of homelessness climbed above 1% under Brexit and people began to starve, I wouldn't call Jeremy Corbyn the legitimate leader of the United Kingdom, either" with regard to the Venezuela situation, if I ever had to justify an anti-coup position in writing somewhere important. I hedged on it because it seemed as outlandish to bring up as "and if Trump refused to leave the White House", but then I saw on Wikipediaquote:The Conservative Party manifesto at the 2017 general election proposed repealing the Fixed-term Parliaments Act 2011.[20] To do so would require a new Act of Parliament. If the duration of parliaments is to be limited, arrangements for this would need to be included in the new Act because the Fixed-term Parliaments Act 2011 repealed pre-existing legislation governing the duration of parliaments.[5]
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Looking forward to Post Brexit Episodes of Grand Designs.
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Fallen Hamprince posted:hordes of Montenegrins set to overrun the United Kingdom, drowning out the sound of rural English church bells with their quaint stringed instruments and folk poems recounting the exploits of Vinjinar the Mountain King Judakel posted:england became frightened when they misread it as mount of negroes
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JFairfax posted:
can’t wait to see Iraq and Iran as new European Union members
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hallebarrysoetoro posted:lol the uk really does want to be worse than america our government desperately wanted to be worse like america but also blamed the EU for it and then called a referendum on leaving the EU. Because David Cameron was good at politics
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the referendum was a lot like the trump/clinton election where Leave promised everything to everyone while Remain flailed around struggling to make a case for why remain is good and instead it was all just how leaving is bad and will gently caress the economy as soon as the leave vote wins. Which obviously didn't happen after Leave won resulting in tons of people who voted leave assuming the whole thing is overblown
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galenanorth posted:I was considering writing "and if the UK's Conservative Party repealed the Fixed-term Parliaments Act of 2011 and refused to ever call new elections, even as the rate of homelessness climbed above 1% under Brexit and people began to starve, I wouldn't call Jeremy Corbyn the legitimate leader of the United Kingdom, either" with regard to the Venezuela situation, if I ever had to justify an anti-coup position in writing somewhere important. I hedged on it because it seemed as outlandish to bring up as "and if Trump refused to leave the White House", but then I saw on Wikipedia The FTPA is loving awful and should be repealed though.
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Jose posted:our government desperately wanted to be worse like america but also blamed the EU for it and then called a referendum on leaving the EU. Because David Cameron was good at politics And now you get to be worse than America, because all the decades long trade relationships that the US gets to parasitically fatten itself upon will disappear for the UK.
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"I won't attempt to explain #brexit in Norwegian..." https://twitter.com/tomkleppesto/status/1092722325248724992
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But it will definitely 100% suck for the E.U. the U.K. will be fine, any worries are overblown but the E.U. will collapse without great Britain there to lead it along by the hand.
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Samurai Sanders posted:The human mind is fundamentally flawed where situations we have never experienced don't feel real until they happen no matter how well they can be predicted. turns out that being really stupid doesn't help with that
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:Jesus that would be a funny conversation.  I hate to say it Mr. Irish President, but I’ve been told that some walls are bad
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rob delaney is good https://twitter.com/robdelaney/status/1092743956557938689
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This is a tory austerity classic. 1 tory run local authority has gone bankrupt as a result of austerity and there are tons that are close so obviously moving funding to them is incredibly loving stupid quote:Responsibility for sexual health was taken away from NHS England and handed to councils in 2013, which means that since then STI testing and most contraceptive services have been overseen by local authorities. https://twitter.com/HuffPostUK/status/1092687532607852544
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Jose posted:This is a tory austerity classic. 1 tory run local authority has gone bankrupt as a result of austerity and there are tons that are close so obviously moving funding to them is incredibly loving stupid young person problem so who cares
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Jel Shaker posted:young person problem so who cares No, you're supposed to say "just don't have sex". And then shake your fist at the youths. 
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completely destroying local industry to own the libs https://twitter.com/jessbrammar/status/1092731028538560513
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:Jesus that would be a funny conversation. What's even funnier is that the EU had been consistently engaging with the various Irish-interested American politicians for months now, again demonstrating the magical power of thinking more than a week ahead.
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Jose posted:completely destroying local industry to own the libs Yall read gormenghast?
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Hentai Jihadist posted:Lmao why is Clegg a Knight? It was part of his coalition bribe
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Obliterati posted:It was part of his coalition bribe So he gets to be a Knight and now presumably a multimillionaire but in exchange everyone in the UK hates him and he ruined his own party I think 99% of mps would take that
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Jose posted:completely destroying local industry to own the libs The true beauty of Brexit is that the clowns in charge keep bait-and-switching which arbitrary levers they'll pull to try to contain the damage, so no one but the career criminals in charge will have any idea where they'll be at any point in the years to come. I mean, the safest bet would probably be that the tories default to "austerity, but criminally incompetent and incompetently criminal," but I sure as hell wouldn't bet my life savings on it.
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The backstop is the thing that guarantees no hard border, and these conservative pro-Brexit MPs are lobbying May to call the Irish PM to get him to give up on the backstop and accept a hard border, as I understand it https://twitter.com/nadimjbaba/status/1092725888553238529
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