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Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

I know this probably marks me as a Prudish Internet Old(tm), but I hate the modern gross-nerd usage of the word "lewd." The combination of Tales of Ribaldry-style tweeness and the fact that the material being discussed is almost always revolting just gives me shivers.

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Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Leeeeeeeewdkeeper

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

Chaucer's The Lewd Gamer's Tale

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Antivehicular posted:

I know this probably marks me as a Prudish Internet Old(tm), but I hate the modern gross-nerd usage of the word "lewd." The combination of Tales of Ribaldry-style tweeness and the fact that the material being discussed is almost always revolting just gives me shivers.

No no, I'm an Certified Internet Old™ and I hate it too.

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Antivehicular posted:

I know this probably marks me as a Prudish Internet Old(tm), but I hate the modern gross-nerd usage of the word "lewd." The combination of Tales of Ribaldry-style tweeness and the fact that the material being discussed is almost always revolting just gives me shivers.
It makes me think of that Patrick Rothfuss blog post about his smell making his wife stupid.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Sham bam bamina! posted:

It makes me think of that Patrick Rothfuss blog post about his smell making his wife stupid.

what.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

Antivehicular posted:

I know this probably marks me as a Prudish Internet Old(tm), but I hate the modern gross-nerd usage of the word "lewd." The combination of Tales of Ribaldry-style tweeness and the fact that the material being discussed is almost always revolting just gives me shivers.

Please tell us the acceptable words for horny internet people to use. I'm sure this will in no way reflect badly upon you or show any weird and deep-seated issues you have about sexuality.

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

Guy Mann posted:

Please tell us the acceptable words for horny internet people to use. I'm sure this will in no way reflect badly upon you or show any weird and deep-seated issues you have about sexuality.

Peepee and balls, and only peepee and balls.

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
It's a million words about how Rothfuss doesn't know what a comma does and how he smells so good that it's making his wife stupid.

Edit: http://blog.patrickrothfuss.com/2013/04/punctuation/

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Guy Mann posted:

Please tell us the acceptable words for horny internet people to use. I'm sure this will in no way reflect badly upon you or show any weird and deep-seated issues you have about sexuality.
:ironicat:

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Sham bam bamina! posted:

It's a million words about how Rothfuss doesn't know what a comma does and how he smells so good that it's making his wife stupid.

Edit: http://blog.patrickrothfuss.com/2013/04/punctuation/

Holy poo poo.

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

GUM CHEWING INTENSIFIES
So will episode 300 be a "where are they now" kinda thing?

PJOmega
May 5, 2009

Benny the Snake posted:

So will episode 300 be a "where are they now" kinda thing?

Lemon? Now that's a name I haven't heard in years. Not since the FurCon wars.

big dyke energy
Jul 29, 2006

Football? Yaaaay
I can't remember if/when it was addressed but why is Anna 'the intern'?

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
Presumably because she wants to be.

2house2fly
Nov 14, 2012

You did a super job wrapping things up! And I'm not just saying that because I have to!
Who's Anna?

HoboTech
Feb 13, 2005

Reading this with the voice in your skull.

2house2fly posted:

Who's Anna?

Who's on first?

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

They definitely don't want to be anonymous they probably were hoping someone would prove their knowledge by posting it. Hooray you won!!

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Guys, I hate to tell you this, but I don't think Lemon is Lemon's legal name.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

but why does Boots Raingear really call himself Boots Raingear

Deformed Church
May 12, 2012

5'5", IQ 81


That's actually his real name.

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.
Why would someone use a pseudonym on the internet????????

Lotus Aura
Aug 16, 2009

KNEEL BEFORE THE WICKED KING!
Do you really think someone would do that? Go on the internet and tell lies?

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
Please, call me Boots. Mister Raingear was my father.

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

Oh man, I checked my podcast feed right after closing the BUDK thread in GBS. Weird.

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

GUM CHEWING INTENSIFIES
This week on The F Plus: SWORDS!

On another note, I used to work for a sword and knife distributor. This episode should be fun.

Slowflake
Aug 18, 2010

I listened to this in my car and I turned into a Cold Steel pig carcass A+++

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
Really liked the anime swords that were all from video games instead of anime.

Edit: Stealing this from Ballp.it.

Edit, again: "The shirt is available in sizes large, 1XL and 2XL"

Sham bam bamina! fucked around with this message at 17:35 on Feb 4, 2019

Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009

this was one of my favorite episodes in a long time

X-Ray Pecs
May 11, 2008

New York
Ice Cream
TV
Travel
~Good Times~
I like how little of the episode was actually SWORDS!! and how much was even stupider poo poo like grappling hooks and DIY shotguns.

2house2fly posted:

Who's Anna?

Same, is this like someone from a different podcast or something?

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

I wish I could draw, because the world needs fanart of the dude hitting his concrete deck repeatedly with the plastic shillelagh-oid. IMPACT RESISTANT!

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
This is the image that Lemon said could be the episode image. It is as described.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.

X-Ray Pecs posted:

Same, is this like someone from a different podcast or something?

Hey considering they're deliberately using a pseudonym trying to internet detective them is in poor taste.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

really though, just despicable of the F-Plus to use unpaid intern labor for reading a bunch of nerds having sex with dice

ZorajitZorajit
Sep 15, 2013

No static at all...

Portrait of a man looking for a way to vape his cryptocurrency

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Why are these old men giving testicles to their children and nephews

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


Waffleman_ posted:

Why are these old men giving testicles to their children and nephews

"I got you your balls back after Obungler and his P.C. Liberal Horde took away yours, Johnny!"

pangstrom
Jan 25, 2003

Wedge Regret

Waffleman_ posted:

Why are these old men giving testicles to their children and nephews
They said it in the episode -- it's so the toughs on the corner don't rough them up for having sissy keys.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Antivehicular posted:

I wish I could draw, because the world needs fanart of the dude hitting his concrete deck repeatedly with the plastic shillelagh-oid. IMPACT RESISTANT!

I CAN CRUSH MELONS WITH MY HANDS AND FEET

Part of me wishes Kumquat could read that.

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Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

pangstrom posted:

They said it in the episode -- it's so the toughs on the corner don't rough them up for having sissy keys.

They did not make a single Sissykiss reference, and I'm not sure if it was a restrained move or not.

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