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Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug

Admiral Ray posted:

America's Power Wall is a multilayered defense structure that supports the twin mission of domestic security and domestic industry. The wall is comprised of Tesla's proprietary blend of metals, elemental energy, and free radical electrons that defends our border from nefarious actors and IP thieves while still allowing permitted flow of persons and goods through The Boring Company's ergonomic tunnels. In case of direct tampering, the Power Wall's lithium battery plating explodes in a red, white, and blue flame, incinerating unauthorized personnel.
but what happens if it rains

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smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

He's talking about getfiscal

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Bearjew posted:

what a beautiful spring day of 70 degrees

what's that? It's February?

yea m8...gonna take a cruise on down to the taco shop

Broken Box
Jan 29, 2009

trunt

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

NofrikinfuN posted:

This except its a solar panel because it's literally free energy from the sun once the panel is built and installed.

that's not how the sun works. it's an enormous furnace that we have to send giant piles of cash to keep burning. why do you think we switched from gold and silver currency to paper when electricity was invented? before then the sun would randomly turn on or off, depending on if a paper comet crashed into it.

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

jacksonchan
Jun 29, 2005

Archonex posted:

Like I said on the last page. They're paid to believe this and it's gonna make their lives suck when they get too old or politically inconvenient to keep around.

Read up on some has-been conservative stars and you'll find out that once they out-lived their usefulness they were forced back down into the classes they hate if they didn't build up enough connections ahead of time.

And even if they did they have to scramble with speaking gigs and theater antics to stay afloat. Only it's worse for them than your average middle class white boomer, since now everyone outside the grifting game won't hire them and they get chased them out of restaurants by incensed crowds/the owners when they try to eat out.

It's pretty loving rad, actually.

Any names? I could use some heart warming stories today.

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

jacksonchan posted:

Any names? I could use some heart warming stories today.

kent state gun girl

oh wait, she was never a star

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Admiral Ray posted:

nah his old man used to beat him, that's how he learned he needed to beat Don Jr and Eric and Ivanka.

everyone always forgets about Tiffany

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

Bearjew posted:

what a beautiful spring day of 70 degrees

what's that? It's February?

Same, but 1/10th that here. :smith:

RIP Syndrome
Feb 24, 2016


missed opportunity

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

steve king already advocated for an electrified wall because "we already do that for our livestock" back in like 2006

Huxley
Oct 10, 2012



Grimey Drawer
AMERICA: I told you I can’t build your candy wall! It will fall apart, the sun will melt the candy, it won’t work!
TRUMP: It would if it never rains!

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/StevenTDennis/status/1092850237281091584

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


jacksonchan posted:

Any names? I could use some heart warming stories today.

Here’s a handy list

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Nae! posted:

kind of surprised you didnt go with Gay-Sachs, the gay(er) branch of Goldman

im stealing this

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Roosevelt posted:

everyone always forgets about Tiffany

including don, so tiffany didnt catch the whoopins

pushpins
Sep 11, 2006


Title text (optional; no images are allowed, only text)

"The size of this job. Absolute Commander" -Trump

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009


mormonpartyboat posted:

LMAO you moron what are we going to do when it's cold outside, huh? Have you thought of that???

lol

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

grahams pathetic

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


Intel&Sebastian posted:

Hey

*beckons you closer*

it's free energy

*weird shrug*

nice try fucko what's the angle

A Big Fuckin Hornet
Nov 1, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
TUUPM

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Roosevelt posted:

everyone always forgets about Tiffany

He didn't raise her so he never got the chance to beat the poo poo out of her.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

Of all the walls I’ve encountered his was the most... human

Parity warning
Nov 1, 2009



3rd Place, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

lorn Wayne posted:

kent state gun girl

oh wait, she was never a star

when are we gonna get the Kent State gun girl cameraman sex tape, the dude photos and videos poo poo for a living and they're def banging

Bart - SCROTUS
Nov 21, 2002

I'm a geek, I'm a geek
I'm a power tool

When I sing this song
I look like a fool

:d2a: :d2a:


what a dump

where's all the gold

not a single orb

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



shovelbum posted:

when are we gonna get the Kent State gun girl cameraman sex tape, the dude photos and videos poo poo for a living and they're def banging

the cameraman is her dad lol

sullat
Jan 9, 2012

NofrikinfuN posted:

This except its a solar panel because it's literally free energy from the sun once the panel is built and installed.

CEO Morgan posted:

[The Sun] blasts unimaginable quantities of energy into space each instant, and virtually every joule of it is wasted entirely. Incomprehensible riches can be ours if we can but stretch our arms wide enough to dip from this eternal river of wealth.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




https://www.amazon.com/Danny-DeVito-Life-Size-Cutout/dp/B01AACB6Y6

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

Epic High Five posted:

the cameraman is her dad lol

doesn't change the post you quoted though?

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

neil Patrick harris walks up to the barrier, now more wall than human, extends his hand and says "its...afraid"

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.



Dude. Seriously. Colon-thermidor-colon

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009






awe yes

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009


shovelbum posted:

when are we gonna get the Kent State gun girl cameraman sex tape, the dude photos and videos poo poo for a living and they're def banging

Might be walking into :thejoke: but isn't her dad the cameraman?

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


i forget the SOTU leaks a few hours prior, right?

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

I may be awake for the sotu but either way, good luck everyone!

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

Pancakes posted:

Of all the walls I’ve encountered his was the most... human

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





on purpose but yes generally

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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Hot take but Trump would probably make a half decent Grand Nagus if he had a Moogie shadow-running his poo poo too.

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