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Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

"this HQ is very high tech - it's like there's nothing there at all!"

that took me thirty seconds Matt

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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Rarity posted:

That Matt is a goddam travesty
Is it a roomba reference?

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Theresa May’s Irish backstop plan – The EU has told the prime minister that a no-deal Brexit would result in a hard Irish border"

Telegraph:


Independent:


Times:

Oscars 2019: Roma and The Favourite vie for glory with 10 nominations each

Evening Standard:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... war memorial vandalism


David Squires:

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Eat poo poo Thomas.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Theresa May, Jacob Rees-Mogg and Brexit – Anarchy in the UK inches ever closer as PM fails to disarm Brex pistol"

Telegraph:

David Attenborough and Prince William take world leaders to task on environment

Matt:

Icy conditions cause travel disruption in parts of UK

Independent:

After Illingworth, can't find original.

Times:


Evening Standard:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... Dyson's departure from the UK


Guardian Australian Sport:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on the Airbus boss's opinion about May's Brexit planning – Chief executive Tom Enders has said the government’s handling of Brexit is a disgrace"

Telegraph:

'Hair-shirt club': How 19 Remain ministers have met secretly in bid to stop no-deal Brexit

Matt:


Independent:

Brexit: TUC chief tells PM to 'start listening'

Times:

Venezuela crisis: US pulls out staff and tells citizens to 'strongly consider' leaving
Bonus! Morland's animated cartoon.

Evening Standard:

Queen's speech calling for 'common ground' seen as Brexit allusion

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... speedboat killer in Georgia

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy
gently caress off Paul.

SpaceCommie
Oct 2, 2008

I'm escaping to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by Capitalism ...

SPACE!



Pilchenstein posted:

gently caress off Paul.

Why would anyone want a print of that?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
To enjoy those tattoos in high resolution.

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

maybe if he'd spent less time on the tattoos and more time on the background he wouldn't have had to label the camera VAN CAM to get across the idea that they're in a van

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on the Queen's appeal for 'common ground' – Elizabeth II called for the UK to come together to seek common ground in a speech at Sandringham WI"

Telegraph:

No-deal Brexit will disrupt UK economy, says Philip Hammond

Matt:


Independent:

Trump signs bill to end shutdown and temporarily reopen government After Gautier D'Agoty.

The i paper:


Times:

Police speak to Prince Philip for not wearing seat belt

Stephen Collins:

Goons Are Gifts
Jan 1, 1970


Can't really tell why, but for some reason I can see exactly this scene happening for real, with her majesty not even changing her facial expression in any way.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"Theresa May's disappearing act – As Brexit looms ever larger, it’s goodbye prime minister and goodbye UK economy"

Sunday Telegraph:

Big Garden Birdwatch: Public poised for wildlife survey

Matt:


Independent on Sunday:


Sunday Times:

Roger Stone set to appear in federal court in Washington DC

avantgardener
Sep 16, 2003

Matt's last 3 have all been vaguely anti brexit, a change of mind?

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on Theresa May facing the opponents to her Brexit deal – Just weeks after seeing her Brexit deal suffer a humiliating defeat and surviving attempts to topple both her leadership and her government, Theresa May will face a fresh round of parliamentary ambushes when MPs hold a series of Brexit votes this week"

Telegraph:

MPs may have to work Fridays and weekends to avoid legal cliff edge

Matt:

UK weather: England and Wales on alert for heaviest snow of winter

Independent:


Times:

Brexit: Jacob Rees-Mogg woos MPs to back Johnson

Evening Standard:

Brexit backstop amendment would give May 'enormous firepower'

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on possible civil disorder after Brexit – Ministers play down reports the government is looking at the possibility of martial law to deal with possible unrest"

Telegraph:

Theresa May splits Tories over anti-backstop Brexit deal

Independent:


Times:

Labour ready to back Cooper amendment on article 50 extension

Evening Standard:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... technology-obsessed children


David Squires:

Jrbg
May 20, 2014


I always appreciate that Blower is learning on the job, it makes me feel better about my own inadequacies, but he still needs to be told that he isn't good enough to do that amount of detail

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on the latest plan to end the Brexit impasse – EU officials have reacted sceptically to proposed changes to the Irish backstop devised by senior Tories"

Telegraph:

Brexit Plan C - The Malthouse Compromise: The secret Tory pact that could unite the ERG and Remainers

Matt:

No renegotiation, says EU after MPs back plan to replace backstop

Independent:


Times:

Venezuela: Maduro accuses US of trying to 'get hands on our oil'

Evening Standard:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... May's Brexit plans

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy
gently caress all the way off Paul, jesus wept.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
His sense of scale and perspective is still masterful.

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy

goatface posted:

His sense of scale and perspective is still masterful.
Yeah, it's impossible to tell how far away she is from Dennis Norden and Paddy Ashdown in their driverless car. :v:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Corbyn's Brexit discussions with the PM – The Labour leader finally met Theresa May for talks about amending the EU withdrawal deal"

Telegraph:

It's up to you to sort out Brexit impasse, Donald Tusk tells Theresa May

Matt:

Heavy snow disrupts travel on coldest day in UK for seven years

Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... May negotiating with Brussels


Guardian Australian Sport:

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy
Holy poo poo Thomas draws a loving hilarious Thatcher. It looks like a cartoon bird doing :black101:

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Jrbg
May 20, 2014


:hmmyes:

Goons Are Gifts
Jan 1, 1970


Now that's almost accurate, he's just lacking a big smile on his face.

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy
:laffo:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"

Nice!

Guardian:

"Steve Bell on time ticking down to Brexit – EU officials fear Theresa May is setting the UK on course for a no-deal exit at the end of June because she will not have the political courage to ask for the longer delay they believe she needs"

Telegraph:

Jeremy Hunt admits Brexit may be delayed to avoid no deal

Matt:

Britain’s Top Dog 2019: Staffordshire Bull Terrier crowned favourite breed in epic canine countdown

Independent:


Times:

Theresa May will not be flying to Brussels in Spitfire, BBC clarifies

Evening Standard:

Six Nations 2019; Carrie meets the in-laws! Boris Johnson's ex-Tory aide girlfriend, 30, joins his father Stanley at a protest against Japanese whaling after the ex-Foreign Minister slammed the 'brutal and barbaric' practice

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... Juncker the Abominable 'No' Man?

Ronnie
May 13, 2009

Just in case.
Oh piss off, Paul.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Theresa May's Brexit game – Theresa May has won herself breathing space to charge back to Brussels and pursue what many senior EU figures have set their faces firmly against – reopening the withdrawal agreement and reworking the backstop"

Telegraph:

MPs' February recess set to be cancelled to plough on with Brexit

Matt:


Independent:

After JC Dollman.

The i paper:


Times:

Graduate refuses job after comparing CEO's interview technique to an 'abusive ex'

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... MPs' half-term holidays

'THIS is our kind of Brexit!'

Stephen Collins:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"Inside Theresa May's brain – The prime minister contemplates her next move"

Sunday Telegraph:


Matt:


Independent on Sunday:

Russia follows US in suspending nuclear deal

Sunday Times:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on reports the Queen could be evacuated if Brexit turns ugly – The royal family may have to leave London if civil unrest follows UK’s exit from the EU"

Telegraph:

Sajid Javid dismisses speculation of snap general election in June
Bonus! Found an earlier version of this cartoon on the Telegraph website.

Matt:

Nissan warns of Brexit concerns as U-turn at Sunderland confirmed

Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

Maroon 5's Super Bowl performance: Adam Levine's torso can't save tedious affair

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy
That loving Adams man. Must be loving great to get paid to scrawl out Corbyn as any and every single person who crosses a newsdesk for any reason whatsoever. :v:

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
His greatest criticisms of Corbyn are the ones straight from his fevered imagination.
It's like that Brass Eye skit, "I drew pictures of him and they were disgusting."

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Brexit, the backstop and 'alternative arrangements' – Theresa May is due in Belfast on Tuesday before returning to Brussels for talks about her demands for a renegotiation of the withdrawal agreement in an attempt to replace the backstop with ‘alternative arrangements’"

Telegraph:

The tragedy of Venezuela shows us how dangerous Jeremy Corbyn and his acolytes really are - William Hague

Matt:


Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

Chinese lunar new year 2019 – in pictures

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... Scrapping free TV licences

‘No more free licence, Mrs Higglebottom — turn off Bargain Hunt and walk slowly away from the set’

David Squires:

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
Squires is the best :allears:

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Squires :vince:

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy
"All hail this white cat" :drat:

Pesky Splinter
Feb 16, 2011

A worried pug.
With that first panel, are we sure Squires doesn't read the UKMT? :v:

Also, I never quite get the sporting references, but he makes poo poo clear and funny enough regardless.

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Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


Surprised there isn't more "BUT WHAT ABOUT VENEZUELA!!" comics this week, thought the mail would run with a few.

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