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Nystral
Feb 6, 2002

Every man likes a pretty girl with him at a skeleton dance.

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

That's probably Rick Scott, reptilian senator and previous governor of Florida.

Not watching, just a solid guess.

Aka Voldemort

AKA THAT gently caress SCOTT

Aka my loving state elected this shithead... three times

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Dude illegally immigrates with his parents so he can make a career kicking out illegal immigrants

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
Switching between the channels I noticed that Fox has a big ol boner for Cortez and NBC can't get off Ted Cruz and that rotten otter he has glued to his face



WALLS LIVES MATTER

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice
I can't subject myself to even ten second sound bites of the verbal diarrhea that squirts out of his tanned face-anus. Y'all listening are some disturbed individuals.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

Reign Of Pain posted:

Switching between the channels I noticed that Fox has a big ol boner for Cortez and NBC can't get off Ted Cruz and that rotten otter he has glued to his face

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

bird food bathtub posted:

I can't subject myself to even ten second sound bites of the verbal diarrhea that squirts out of his tanned face-anus. Y'all listening are some disturbed individuals.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYOjWnS4cMY

Nephzinho
Jan 25, 2008





What did he just say that had all of the Dem women up cheering that he responded with "you weren't supposed to do that"? I missed it.

e; Why is he rattling of these stats about women in government like he is proud of it? It is like cancer being proud of chemo.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Nephzinho posted:

What did he just say that had all of the Dem women up cheering that he responded with "you weren't supposed to do that"? I missed it.

Woman jobs! The most! The best! Under your favorite President (me) DJT

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one

Nephzinho posted:

What did he just say that had all of the Dem women up cheering that he responded with "you weren't supposed to do that"? I missed it.

Me to, my feed cut out for 2 seconds

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost

Nephzinho posted:

What did he just say that had all of the Dem women up cheering that he responded with "you weren't supposed to do that"? I missed it.

He got them a cush gov't job because hes so awful and as I'm typing this he just admitted it jfc

Defenestrategy
Oct 24, 2010

I just opened the SOTU and there's a loving USA chant....

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Defenestrategy posted:

I just opened the SOTU and there's a loving USA chant....

Yeah but this was a good reason of more women in Congress

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Mr. Nice! posted:

Is that higher or lower than last year for you? I’m just curious if your overall effective rate went up or down. Most people in your income area I know have seen a slight increase.

Mine went down by .22%! :woop:

Nephzinho
Jan 25, 2008





Is it infrastructure week again?

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one

Nephzinho posted:

Is it infrastructure week again?

It's always infrastructure week

Melthir
Dec 29, 2009

I need to go scrap some money together cause my avatar is just sad.
I detest the guy but he's not doing to bad. Hes staying on target and not wandering. Still lying like a motherfucker though.

As Nero Danced
Sep 3, 2009

Alright, let's do this

Nephzinho posted:

What did he just say that had all of the Dem women up cheering that he responded with "you weren't supposed to do that"? I missed it.

e; Why is he rattling of these stats about women in government like he is proud of it? It is like cancer being proud of chemo.

I rewound it and I think it was "we have so many women in government now."

I do like that he complained that that one applause break was against the rules (because it wasn't for him).

In the time it took me to type this, there were 3 more applause breaks.

LongDarkNight
Oct 25, 2010

It's like watching the collapse of Western civilization in fast forward.
Oven Wrangler

Hexyflexy posted:

It's always infrastructure week

It has always been infrastructure week.

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
Aids and kid cancer is the bridge to bipartisanship that he was talking about....what no freezing starving dog commercials Donny? :sigh:

e: the stand up applause from both parties will be counted in his upcoming interviews A LOT

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Immanentized posted:

I had heard/read that Buzz has been slowly losing his facilities since about 2014, but there's no one who really wants to step in and say "yeah, this dude isn't quite right anymore and needs to stop lobbying/hanging out with Elon"

e: he's always been a bit of a chuddy dick too, apparently

He's a Marine.

Edit: Although...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OROlF8zB9z0

Godholio fucked around with this message at 04:02 on Feb 6, 2019

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

John Glenn was the best spaceman politician.

Johnny Five-Jaces
Jan 21, 2009


LongDarkNight posted:

It has always been infrastructure week.

We have always been at war with potholes

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Melthir posted:

Still lying like a motherfucker though.

Motherfucker is so shady we should just rename the swamp spanish oak the Trump tree.

Defenestrategy
Oct 24, 2010

Wait. What is this socialism?

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Reign Of Pain posted:

e: the stand up applause from both parties will be counted in his upcoming interviews A LOT

It will be forgotten tomorrow morning when he starts tweeting again or gets mad about Mueller.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


After talking about the girl recovering after chemo "$500M for childhood cancer" okay that sounds good "and nationwide school of choice" wait what?

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Defenestrategy posted:

Wait. What is this socialism?

It's bad, don't worry about the details.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Lotta white men clapping to control women's bodies

Nephzinho
Jan 25, 2008





Nick Soapdish posted:

Lotta white men clapping to control women's bodies

That's racist.

Defenestrategy
Oct 24, 2010

This speech is whiplash.


"We're gonna fund aids and cancer research, but school choice! A week of mandated vacation for new families! but, no abortion though!"

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost

facialimpediment posted:

It will be forgotten tomorrow morning when he starts tweeting again or gets mad about Mueller.

No because hes going to be tweeting about how many times BOTH parties stood up to show how bipartisan he is for another LOOGIT ME moment....even though it was for kid cancer and aids

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Oh you fuckers don't know anything about the INF so sit the down

Defenestrategy
Oct 24, 2010

Nick Soapdish posted:

Oh you fuckers don't know anything about the INF so sit the down

No, they're all death cultists, they know exactly what they're applauding for.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Melthir posted:

I detest the guy but he's not doing to bad. Hes staying on target and not wandering. Still lying like a motherfucker though.

:nallears:

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
He just claimed to have prevented a nuclear holocaust.


:suicide:

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Oh you fuckers don't know anything about the INF Venezula so sit the gently caress down

As Nero Danced
Sep 3, 2009

Alright, let's do this
Socialism...

BOOOO!

Defenestrategy
Oct 24, 2010

BOO SOCIALISM!

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
Need to see more angles to see who clapped for propping up Guaido.

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Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
lol :foxnews: camera up Bernies rear end with the commie comments

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