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Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop

crazy cloud posted:

:ok:


what if i just take the thiccest heaviest bong hit i can manage and then cough for 5 minutes straight end up dizzy lying on the ground for an hour or two posting truimo,.

what then

huh

You'll get the same amount of stoned but also a lung infection

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tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/KidsWriteJokes/status/1092705927520833537

Schmeichy
Apr 22, 2007

2spooky4u


Smellrose

Damo posted:

lmao am i reading this transcript of the sotu right

was there actually a USA chant in the halls of congress tonight

No.







There were 3

BgRdMchne
Oct 31, 2011

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=565qnfe0qTE

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
hoo boys I am a bit drunk, time to push my mental health to another day

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

crazy cloud posted:

:ok:


what if i just take the thiccest heaviest bong hit i can manage and then cough for 5 minutes straight end up dizzy lying on the ground for an hour or two posting truimo,.

what then

huh

ah yes, the horchta maneuver

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Teach me, sensei

Damo
Nov 8, 2002

The second-generation Pontiac Sunbird, introduced by the automaker for the 1982 model year as the J2000, was built to be an inexpensive and fuel-efficient front-wheel-drive commuter car capable of seating five.

Offensive Clock
https://twitter.com/HarryMCovert2/status/1093016150630375424

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
gin and tonic bus lady 2020

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

pillsburysoldier posted:

I told my friend about the guy shooting at the republican baseball practice and he was like
"Oh no that's horrible, I can't believe people would do that."

Then I told him about Scalise getting his dick shot off
"heh but still"

Then I told him Scalise did a lot of speeches for hate groups and KKK-like organizaions
"Oh hell yeah dude can't pee right anymore, good riddance"

death crew is eternal :blastu:

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
https://mobile.twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1093011506176950273

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Damo posted:

lmao am i reading this transcript of the sotu right

was there actually a USA chant in the halls of congress tonight

at least 2. the second time, the dems did it

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

crazy cloud posted:

:ok:


what if i just take the thiccest heaviest bong hit i can manage and then cough for 5 minutes straight end up dizzy lying on the ground for an hour or two posting truimo,.

what then

huh

sounds pretty good

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Gringostar posted:

death crew is eternal :blastu:

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Dumb Lowtax posted:

You'll get the same amount of stoned but also a lung infection

lung infection my rear end (i won't get a lung infection)

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop

Damo posted:

lmao am i reading this transcript of the sotu right

was there actually a USA chant in the halls of congress tonight

No, you're holding a Taco Bell receipt

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFevH5vP32s

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
saw this gangtag in another thread and folks it fuckin owns

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
https://twitter.com/AOC/status/1092793717533093888?s=19

drat

Al !
Jan 5, 2019

by Hand Knit

crazy cloud posted:

at least 2. the second time, the dems did it

trump yelled some red scare poo poo and everyone stood up and clapped

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

crazy cloud posted:

at least 2. the second time, the dems did it

and as they were doing that AOC started shouting “Trump” while doing her trademark dancing

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

ScrubLeague posted:

saw this gangtag in another thread and folks it fuckin owns


twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Pretty hypocritical from someone who watched the whole speech

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

ScrubLeague posted:

saw this gangtag in another thread and folks it fuckin owns



you have four already tho

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

ScrubLeague posted:

saw this gangtag in another thread and folks it fuckin owns



woah

Al !
Jan 5, 2019

by Hand Knit

that's just the TRAITOR AOC trying to cover up her CLAPPING CRIMES lol

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

twoday posted:

Pretty hypocritical from someone who watched the whole speech

it would have owned if she sat there and just played a switch the whole time

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

twoday posted:

Pretty hypocritical from someone who watched the whole speech

she’s cancelled

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

if dems had spines they would have no showed

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop

twoday posted:

Pretty hypocritical from someone who watched the whole speech

Love to leave Yelp reviews of restaurants I've never been to

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

https://twitter.com/julissaarce/status/1092976496950628352

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

guillotine for everyone who watched

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
AOC's gonna tell someone to turn their monitor on someday and this thread will all simultaneously stroke out and die

BgRdMchne
Oct 31, 2011

https://twitter.com/RespectableLaw/status/1093026631080386560

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop

GrimGypsy posted:

if dems had spines they would have no showed

This is the other thing I'm confused about, what possibly is there to gain from attending this and giving free legitimacy to the enemy

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Al ! posted:

trump yelled some red scare poo poo and everyone stood up and clapped

at some point his speech devolved into the random statements that are blasted over the intercoms when you’re trying to navigate the Cold War testing labs in Portal 2

Al !
Jan 5, 2019

by Hand Knit

well, one of the children who died there

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

paranoid randroid posted:

AOC's gonna tell someone to turn their monitor on someday and this thread will all simultaneously stroke out and die

:stoked:

Pozload Escobar
Aug 21, 2016

by Reene

Gringostar posted:

get her an account

that’s me

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mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
Nobody has ever has clapped like this.

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