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A Handed Missus posted:
the president has such a 239 pound and not a gram more butt
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# ? Feb 7, 2019 00:29 |
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lol
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# ? Feb 7, 2019 00:30 |
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You can see it in... BLACKEN
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# ? Feb 7, 2019 00:30 |
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the president is a large man
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Shageletic posted:he's a weird guy! also he's really, really, really trying to make some money off the VA it's fun reading up on this story since the VA called me out of the blue to make an appointment to reevaluate my disability rating yesterday gotta balance that book somehow baby
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# ? Feb 7, 2019 00:30 |
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quote:Last week my brother invited me and my family over for diner. While we were there my son asked to see my brothers collection of toys and figures. My brother has spent a good deal of money on his collection and from what I know it's one of his biggest hobbies. Well, after diner we left and everything seemed normal
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Schnorkles posted:the president is a large man
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# ? Feb 7, 2019 00:30 |
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gamergate... pizzagate... hmm are they brothers?
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# ? Feb 7, 2019 00:30 |
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Star Wars: World of Tomorrow
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# ? Feb 7, 2019 00:31 |
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Joementum posted:his big idea is a giant drill made out of "unobtainium". the tip of the spear actually was that black dude who got iced right out of the gate
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# ? Feb 7, 2019 00:31 |
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NofrikinfuN posted:Where the gently caress are these 100k can factory jobs? They converted it to the one true currency of chuds, Iraqi dinars
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# ? Feb 7, 2019 00:31 |
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That would be too stupid to be real in 2019 which is how we know this is actually definitely the truth and Liam's story covered it up
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Chokes McGee posted:I told John dingell to never log off and now my phone is buzzing with likes every 30 seconds help why would you let twitter send your phone notifications
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# ? Feb 7, 2019 00:31 |
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Schnorkles posted:the president is a large man Large and In Charge
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# ? Feb 7, 2019 00:31 |
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Cool https://twitter.com/nathanielcline/status/1093286308271869952
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# ? Feb 7, 2019 00:32 |
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i made this joke first >:I
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# ? Feb 7, 2019 00:32 |
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"I work at the can factory" is definitely what a mobster or racketeer would tell his kids he does
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# ? Feb 7, 2019 00:32 |
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lol
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Sir Tonk posted:why didnt warren wear white? more importantly Duckworth is wearing a leather jacket, which is badass
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# ? Feb 7, 2019 00:32 |
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lmao
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# ? Feb 7, 2019 00:32 |
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"HOW DARE YOUR CROTCH SPAWN REMOVE MY ONE OF A KIND SCENTED BOBA FETT (BOUNTY HUNTER, SON OF JANGO FETT) FROM ITS PACKAGING I DEMAND RECOMPENSE GOOD DAY SIR"
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# ? Feb 7, 2019 00:33 |
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Augus posted:why would you let twitter send your phone notifications I need the instant gratification to justify my existence also I have an author Twitter so I have to keep a casual eye out for @s but mostly the former
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# ? Feb 7, 2019 00:33 |
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# ? Feb 7, 2019 00:34 |
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TRRUUUUMMOOOO
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# ? Feb 7, 2019 00:34 |
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the va ag did good by giving a thorough and sincere apology and didn't offer to moonwalk on camera
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# ? Feb 7, 2019 00:35 |
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Chokes McGee posted:bc senators are goddamn inhuman ghouls wow rude
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# ? Feb 7, 2019 00:35 |
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white women are stupid as hell
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# ? Feb 7, 2019 00:36 |
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in local lol news for me, the (republican) former mayor of new britain ct was asked to resign from city boards by the current mayor after he called the congresswomen wearing white at the sotu ‘bitches in heat’. The current mayor? his daughter lmao https://www.courant.com/politics/hc-pol-tim-stewart-facebook-post-20190206-fqhptvn7srbr7agbzvgg5uacb4-story.html
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# ? Feb 7, 2019 00:36 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:it's the most American state virginia is for fuckers
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# ? Feb 7, 2019 00:36 |
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Epic High Five posted:TRRUUUUMMOOOO
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# ? Feb 7, 2019 00:37 |
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https://i.imgur.com/TzLDEsz.gifv https://i.imgur.com/8j0MxWt.gifv https://i.imgur.com/SwpjvUt.gifv wednesday night motherfuckers
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# ? Feb 7, 2019 00:37 |
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Donald Trump has a physical exam on friday, where we will learn many exciting truths about the president's health, such that he has lost 15 pounds and can name what a rhinoceros is
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# ? Feb 7, 2019 00:38 |
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angerbeet posted:Donald Trump has a physical exam on friday, where we will learn many exciting truths about the president's health, such that he has lost 15 pounds and can name what a rhinoceros is maybe this time he'll finish the dementia test in under 30 minutes
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# ? Feb 7, 2019 00:38 |
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lol trump is the president? jfc
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# ? Feb 7, 2019 00:39 |
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Wednesday already? https://twitter.com/putincize/status/1092769128723681280?s=19
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# ? Feb 7, 2019 00:39 |
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# ? Feb 7, 2019 00:39 |
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free hubcaps posted:in local lol news for me, the (republican) former mayor of new britain ct was asked to resign from city boards by the current mayor after he called the congresswomen wearing white at the sotu ‘bitches in heat’. The current mayor? his daughter lmao im friends with a guy whose friends with this stupid mayor and i went to his house party and she was there(running for election at the time) and said "Hey! Do you live in New Britain" and I said no and she said "Well I don't care about you then" and that was it also was friends with her landlord who said she almost burned the apt down and destroyed the kitchen by putting something on the stove and falling asleep or some poo poo
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# ? Feb 7, 2019 00:40 |
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Did anything entertaining happen with the nazi Iowa guy bringing diamond or silk to the sotu? What about the bullied trump kidv
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Leviathan posted:lol trump is the president? jfc only on wednesdays and infrastructure weeks
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