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Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

A Handed Missus posted:



why the gently caress is mister carpet taking notes?

tell us nichael

the president has such a 239 pound and not a gram more butt

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RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

lol

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007


You can see it in...


BLACKEN

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
the president is a large man

mad.radhu
Jan 8, 2006




Fun Shoe

Shageletic posted:

he's a weird guy! also he's really, really, really trying to make some money off the VA

Two consecutive VA Secretaries went down to his mansion in FL to get his personal blessing, like his Grift Pope.

it's fun reading up on this story since the VA called me out of the blue to make an appointment to reevaluate my disability rating yesterday

gotta balance that book somehow baby

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

quote:

Last week my brother invited me and my family over for diner. While we were there my son asked to see my brothers collection of toys and figures. My brother has spent a good deal of money on his collection and from what I know it's one of his biggest hobbies. Well, after diner we left and everything seemed normal

Well, until yesterday. My brother called me up furiously and told me my "little poo poo" stole something from his collection and I needed to return it immediately. I honestly was upset at this, but if my son had taken something that was wrong,especially if it was from my own brother. Well, it turns out that my son slipped away during dinner and took a Boba Fett figure from his collection. He confirmed it because he has footage from his porch camera of him taking it out to our car.

I was furious and took it from him. Here is the problem though, after I confirmed with my brother it was his I found out that my son had removed it from it's packaging. Apparently the figure is worth almost 2000$ in it's package and almost nothing out of it. So my brother broke down over the phone and refused to take it back before hanging up.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Schnorkles posted:

the president is a large man

:thunk:

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

gamergate... pizzagate...


hmm are they brothers?

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Star Wars: World of Tomorrow

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Joementum posted:

his big idea is a giant drill made out of "unobtainium".


note: james cameron stole that name for avatar. the core did it first.

the tip of the spear actually was that black dude who got iced right out of the gate

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


NofrikinfuN posted:

Where the gently caress are these 100k can factory jobs?

They converted it to the one true currency of chuds, Iraqi dinars

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop

That would be too stupid to be real in 2019 which is how we know this is actually definitely the truth and Liam's story covered it up

a messed up horse
Mar 11, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


Chokes McGee posted:

I told John dingell to never log off and now my phone is buzzing with likes every 30 seconds help

why would you let twitter send your phone notifications

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Schnorkles posted:

the president is a large man

Large and In Charge

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
Cool
https://twitter.com/nathanielcline/status/1093286308271869952

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010


i made this joke first >:I

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



"I work at the can factory" is definitely what a mobster or racketeer would tell his kids he does

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

lol

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Sir Tonk posted:

why didnt warren wear white?

more importantly Duckworth is wearing a leather jacket, which is badass

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

lmao

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
"HOW DARE YOUR CROTCH SPAWN REMOVE MY ONE OF A KIND SCENTED BOBA FETT (BOUNTY HUNTER, SON OF JANGO FETT) FROM ITS PACKAGING I DEMAND RECOMPENSE GOOD DAY SIR"

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Augus posted:

why would you let twitter send your phone notifications

I need the instant gratification to justify my existence

also I have an author Twitter so I have to keep a casual eye out for @s

but mostly the former

Leviathan
Oct 8, 2001

I hear the jury's
still out.. on science.
Fun Shoe

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



TRRUUUUMMOOOO

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
the va ag did good by giving a thorough and sincere apology and didn't offer to moonwalk on camera

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Chokes McGee posted:

bc senators are goddamn inhuman ghouls

wow rude

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

white women are stupid as hell

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

in local lol news for me, the (republican) former mayor of new britain ct was asked to resign from city boards by the current mayor after he called the congresswomen wearing white at the sotu ‘bitches in heat’. The current mayor? his daughter lmao

https://www.courant.com/politics/hc-pol-tim-stewart-facebook-post-20190206-fqhptvn7srbr7agbzvgg5uacb4-story.html

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

FactsAreUseless posted:

it's the most American state

virginia is for fuckers

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Epic High Five posted:

TRRUUUUMMOOOO

:bisonyes::bisonyes::bisonyes::bisonyes:

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

https://i.imgur.com/TzLDEsz.gifv



https://i.imgur.com/8j0MxWt.gifv





https://i.imgur.com/SwpjvUt.gifv





wednesday night motherfuckers

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
Donald Trump has a physical exam on friday, where we will learn many exciting truths about the president's health, such that he has lost 15 pounds and can name what a rhinoceros is

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



angerbeet posted:

Donald Trump has a physical exam on friday, where we will learn many exciting truths about the president's health, such that he has lost 15 pounds and can name what a rhinoceros is

maybe this time he'll finish the dementia test in under 30 minutes

Leviathan
Oct 8, 2001

I hear the jury's
still out.. on science.
Fun Shoe
lol trump is the president? jfc

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Wednesday already?

https://twitter.com/putincize/status/1092769128723681280?s=19

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


:d2a:

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

free hubcaps posted:

in local lol news for me, the (republican) former mayor of new britain ct was asked to resign from city boards by the current mayor after he called the congresswomen wearing white at the sotu ‘bitches in heat’. The current mayor? his daughter lmao

https://www.courant.com/politics/hc-pol-tim-stewart-facebook-post-20190206-fqhptvn7srbr7agbzvgg5uacb4-story.html

im friends with a guy whose friends with this stupid mayor and i went to his house party and she was there(running for election at the time) and said "Hey! Do you live in New Britain" and I said no and she said "Well I don't care about you then" and that was it

also was friends with her landlord who said she almost burned the apt down and destroyed the kitchen by putting something on the stove and falling asleep or some poo poo

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin
Did anything entertaining happen with the nazi Iowa guy bringing diamond or silk to the sotu? What about the bullied trump kidv

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Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Leviathan posted:

lol trump is the president? jfc

only on wednesdays and infrastructure weeks

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