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ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

word

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Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

Hey hey hey smoke weed every day.

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Shifty Nipples posted:

Hey hey hey smoke weed every day.

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
Drug

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Durg

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

TCC is leaking into this thread

hey guys remember when we funded a tiny experimental school in haiti to the tune of like 2x its annual budget

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

This 📆 post brought to you by RAID💥: SHADOW LEGENDS👥.
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Do whatever drugs you want, as much as you want.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
my tigger have u tried just rereading Winnie the Pooh

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
Kid tripping balls and throwing stuffed animals at the bees, Jesus christ

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

oldpainless posted:

Do whatever drugs you want, as much as you want.

more like oldsobrietyless

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
It loving SAYS "painless," what did y'all expect?

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



Ghost Leviathan posted:

I ate an ant once.

Meridian posted:

Bitter right?

Bitter? Nah, he probably swallowed 'er whole. :haw:

Bluh
Dec 28, 2012

ChickenOfTomorrow posted:

there are TCC posters can hook you up with information and resources for further reading about that.

Get out

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Kid tripping balls and throwing stuffed animals at the bees, Jesus christ

This sounds like one of those fake Ice T drug descriptions from Law & Order

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

Memento posted:

This sounds like one of those fake Ice T drug descriptions from Law & Order

You mean like MKS, the drug trademarked by the gang as Manhattan Killer Squad?

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Memento posted:

This sounds like one of those fake Ice T drug descriptions from Law & Order

"They call it 'pooh-flinging.' Police report shows nine kids died last week trying to throw bears at beehives. I got a kid in lockup right now whose coccyx is busted. Said he tried to jump on his tail."

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
I've never seen Law and Order; how did I do?

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I've never seen Law and Order; how did I do?

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I've never seen Law and Order; how did I do?

I've only ever seen the twitter account that auto-generates them, but pretty spot-on I'd say.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
I feel seen thank y'all :unsmith:

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


I really just look for opportunities to use that gif but also you are a good poster

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I've never seen Law and Order; how did I do?

... how haven't you?

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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It’s on literally all day,I’ve been told

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Glenn Quebec posted:

... how haven't you?

Except for a brief period from 2011-2012, I haven't lived in North America since 2008. I also don't like cops and would never watch a crime show on purpose. I'm sure I've seen it, like, on TV at random, but I've just never watched it. Is that the one where the guy shows his butt a lot?

Tbh the only police shows I've ever seen are Matlock and Brooklyn 99 (which I hate, except for Gina and Rosa, also I'm Gina.)

Fleta Mcgurn has a new favorite as of 23:09 on Feb 6, 2019

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Mammal Sauce posted:

What's stigma?

stimga dick in it



lmao got em

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Except for a brief period from 2011-2012, I haven't lived in North America since 2008. I also don't like cops and would never watch a crime show on purpose. I'm sure I've seen it, like, on TV at random, but I've just never watched it. Is that the one where the guy shows his butt a lot?

Tbh the only police shows I've ever seen are Matlock and Brooklyn 99 (which I hate, except for Gina and Rosa, also I'm Gina.)

They play Barney Miller on one of the local OTA stations and it's pretty good.

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Except for a brief period from 2011-2012, I haven't lived in North America since 2008. I also don't like cops and would never watch a crime show on purpose. I'm sure I've seen it, like, on TV at random, but I've just never watched it. Is that the one where the guy shows his butt a lot?

Tbh the only police shows I've ever seen are Matlock and Brooklyn 99 (which I hate, except for Gina and Rosa, also I'm Gina.)

Redemption is spelled Matlock

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Glenn Quebec posted:

Redemption is spelled Matlock

Um, today we spell "redemption" R-O-N. *drops mic*

NLJP
Aug 26, 2004


Leperflesh posted:

TCC is leaking into this thread

hey guys remember when we funded a tiny experimental school in haiti to the tune of like 2x its annual budget

I do, I still get email updates from them :unsmith:

Wanna make that new year's beef and squash soup they talked about.

Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I have to say it, but uh... Probably, don't do Ketamine.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



ChickenOfTomorrow posted:

ETA don't do drugs because someone on the internet mentioned it. but if you're going to do drugs anyway holy crap do your research, know what you're doing and BE SAFE ABOUT IT. if you don't think you can do it 100% safely don't do it.
weird time to arrive, but okay.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
Do ketamine. Hail Satan. gently caress the Police.

Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Spanish Manlove posted:

Do ketamine. Hail Satan. gently caress the Police.

You'd think someone in MENSA would be smarter.

e: I'm sorry if I'm getting you confused with someone else.

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011
You aren't, Turtlicious.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Memento posted:

This sounds like one of those fake Ice T drug descriptions from Law & Order

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

"They call it 'pooh-flinging.' Police report shows nine kids died last week trying to throw bears at beehives. I got a kid in lockup right now whose coccyx is busted. Said he tried to jump on his tail."


Have I got news for you! Fin has his own twitter account:

https://twitter.com/icetsvu/status/1093056772594638848

SeaGoatSupreme
Dec 26, 2009
Ask me about fixed-gear bikes (aka "fixies")

Turtlicious posted:

You'd think someone in MENSA would be smarter.

e: I'm sorry if I'm getting you confused with someone else.

He's a goddamn fool, he tried to eat his own hat

ExplodingSims
Aug 17, 2010

RAGDOLL
FLIPPIN IN A MOVIE
HOT DAMN
THINK I MADE A POOPIE


I think the best post I remember regarding TCC, other than the catacombs thing, was someone talking about how that forum was the equivalent of all the min/maxing goons only playing with their lives.

It was something to the effect of "All these goons, they see this old man who has to do enough drugs to kill an elephant just to get through the day, and he tells them how they should never make the choices he does, lest they end up like him. And of course, the goons are just asking how to do just the right amount of drugs that they can have a good time, and they'll never get addicted because they know their limits."

Also, the saddest TCC thread was the shortlived Krokodil thread. I'm still not sure if that was parody, but the fact that someone would willingly want to do that is.

Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
TCC is a really good place, and super necessary for the forums, but also is kind of insane because lol.

Slippery
May 16, 2004


Muscles Boxcar

luxury handset posted:

imagine what a mindfuck it would be if you took a giant amount of phenazepam and you woke up weeks later with a successful business startup and were engaged to an attractive, wealthy person

Man, I would watch that movie. Joe Dirt looking dude necks down some phenazepam in a nonworking IROC, comes to in a suit at the head of a conference table with Gates or someone saying, "Great, 3 billion it is, done!"

Then the backstory goes through the whole time from everyone else's POV

Bonus if he's obviously out of it but his strange affect is taken for galaxy brain levels of insight

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Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
really just a modern remake of being there but about an extremely high goonlord

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