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Hogge Wild

by FactsAreUseless

wait if its has to be a word pair, then jenkem chemist

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Goons Are Gifts

They worshipped, so they said, the great Old Ones, who lived ages before there were any men and who came to the young world out of the sky.
Those Old Ones were gone now, inside the earth and under the sea, but their dead bodies had told their secrets in dreams to the first men, who formed a cult which has never died.

This was the cult and the prisoner said that it would exists and always will exist hidden in distant wastes and dark places all over the world until the time when the great priest Cthulhu from his dark house in the mighty city of R'lyieh under the waters should rise to bring the earth again beneath his sway!

:cthulhu:

Jolo

ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

full of fee duck key
fool off eel dug keep
ham jobs
low Tax
axe
drill do squirt appreciation month


~~~ byob summer 2020 ~~~ sig responsibly ~~~ i hope you enjoy my sig ~~~ please dont kangaroo jack what you cant kangaroo give back. ~~~

alnilam

Rolo Tony brown town

Putty

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
Salamio

alnilam

tungsten
wulfrum

dolomite!



ty manifisto

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
frumpy fugly frienemy fran





spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

Goons Are Gifts

Red carpet
Orange
Font
Comic
Letter
Ghost

Papa Was A Video Toaster





poontang

Robot Made of Meat

squiggly anthracite postern verisimilitude ear foreword ping fantasy entail twice steamed tripping interregnum sadly excess.


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

Papa Was A Video Toaster





Robot Made of Meat posted:

squiggly anthracite postern verisimilitude ear foreword ping fantasy entail twice steamed tripping interregnum sadly excess.

some goody woody words there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gwXJsWHupg

Farecoal

There he go
Olaf from frozen smoking weed 420 bong

Jaded Burnout


Farecoal posted:

Olaf from frozen smoking weed 420 bong

Luvcow posted:

olaf from frozen smoking weed inside one of corbin bersnen's snowglobes

Olive!

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...


ghost shrimp

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Olive! posted:



ghost shrimp

but is it a soup

xcheopis


opioid agonist posted:

but is it a soup

No, it is a small pastry.

Goons Are Gifts

I'm scared, ghost shrimps can haunt people. I heard they live in paintings of watery things and come out of hiding to spook you whenever you have sushi or other water food!

King of Bees
I wouldn't want a pinch from that mighty claw that's for sure!

Jolo

ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

sex servant four you childish softcore escort fell horny rear end hell magnuts chevy silverado duromax


~~~ byob summer 2020 ~~~ sig responsibly ~~~ i hope you enjoy my sig ~~~ please dont kangaroo jack what you cant kangaroo give back. ~~~

MockingQuantum



Overcome snorkel struggle for extreme pustule widdershins excavation


thank you luvcow for the sig

Goons Are Gifts

Hello, welcome and greetings, this is the word challenge challenge, where we challenge the words in the word challenge by challenging them! Capitalized words are Extraordinarily Strong.

In the first Battle I will choose you: Refrigerator! Quickly, use Coolness to cool everyone around you!

While they are all Slow, Pizza can come in fresh from the Hot Oven and fill up those empty Stomaches with some tasty Chilli Salami!

Next up: A Car that drives everyone to Safety, but remember, don't Smoke and drive!

alnilam

Heck!
Dang!
Fart!



ty manifisto

alnilam

Chia pet

alnilam

But
Homestar
Can
Win
The
Stupid
Competition
(this was a secret password in one of the homestarrunner videos and it has never left my head)

Jaded Burnout


steak

Manifisto


sequin
timid
explode
meaty
diaphanous
dice
manifesto


ty nesamdoom!

Jaded Burnout


I’m gonna pump the brakes on the random lists of words, chaps

alnilam

Hmmm assless chaps?

Jolo

ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

Mine were deeply related to my origin story.


Lol

Manifisto


"I love looking at you in that sequin gown" said brad, his voice timid. "my heart feels like it's going to explode." his companion said nothing, but her smile, meaty with significance, said everything. smoke from the candles momentarily came between them, a diaphanous veil of vapor, then dissipated. "so what do you say we roll the dice? make this thing permanent?" he knew, even as he asked, that the answer would be yes, and that this day would be writ large in the manifesto of his life: the day his banh mi girlfriend agreed to become his banh mi wife.


ty nesamdoom!

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
deep from the shadows she watched, the two love birds embracing beneath the tropical moon as the waves swept across the white sand beach. in the distance a steel drum band played, somewhere past the glow of the tiki torches amidst the sound of the roaring crowd. they walked closer now, towards the base of the tree far below her, pausing to kiss again. she felt a tear escaping, swirling down and landing atop the man's head. he paused and felt the warm liquid, taking it to his lips to see what had just moistened his brow, "hmmm... tastes like coconut milk..."

Manifisto


Luvcow posted:

deep from the shadows she watched, the two love birds embracing beneath the tropical moon as the waves swept across the white sand beach. in the distance a steel drum band played, somewhere past the glow of the tiki torches amidst the sound of the roaring crowd. they walked closer now, towards the base of the tree far below her, pausing to kiss again. she felt a tear escaping, swirling down and landing atop the man's head. he paused and felt the warm liquid, taking it to his lips to see what had just moistened his brow, "hmmm... tastes like coconut milk..."

:five: finally, the content I crave from the challenge thread!

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
it had been several days of blissful lovemaking in the soft hotel bed, the hot tub, the crystal clear hotel pool, beneath the tropical trees. the two lovers had not been apart since the proposal that fateful night. they were lounging on the beach together when a cabana boy approached to tell brad that there was a call for him at the front desk. they lovingly kissed before he left, with him promising to return soon. the sound of his feet padding on the sand disappeared into the distance, replaced by the lapping of the waves and the muted cries of gulls. this would be the last time there would be peace this day, a dark pall was looming, quietly approaching the newly promised bride, intent on exacting a jealous revenge...

Manifisto


Luvcow posted:

it had been several days of blissful lovemaking in the soft hotel bed, the hot tub, the crystal clear hotel pool, beneath the tropical trees. the two lovers had not been apart since the proposal that fateful night. they were lounging on the beach together when a cabana boy approached to tell brad that there was a call for him at the front desk. they lovingly kissed before he left, with him promising to return soon. the sound of his feet padding on the sand disappeared into the distance, replaced by the lapping of the waves and the muted cries of gulls. this would be the last time there would be peace this day, a dark pall was looming, quietly approaching the newly promised bride, intent on exacting a jealous revenge...



lol

also :ohdear:

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
they found her body later that day, rather pieces of her, scattered across the white sands. crowds of tourists and locals alike flocked to the scene, watching in horror as brad identified her flaky white roll and crisp vegetable insides, sobbing as he broke down and fell into the arms of several officers. it took hours to comb the scene, days to reconstruct her body for an autopsy, but just minutes for the first clue to be found, a single hair plucked from the crime scene by a keen detective. after intensive forensic examination there was finally a solid lead, the hair was positively identified as a coconut fiber...

Jolo

ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

n... no :(

It could be anyone.


~~~ byob summer 2020 ~~~ sig responsibly ~~~ i hope you enjoy my sig ~~~ please dont kangaroo jack what you cant kangaroo give back. ~~~

Hogge Wild

by FactsAreUseless

Luvcow posted:

it had been several days of blissful lovemaking in the soft hotel bed, the hot tub, the crystal clear hotel pool, beneath the tropical trees. the two lovers had not been apart since the proposal that fateful night. they were lounging on the beach together when a cabana boy approached to tell brad that there was a call for him at the front desk. they lovingly kissed before he left, with him promising to return soon. the sound of his feet padding on the sand disappeared into the distance, replaced by the lapping of the waves and the muted cries of gulls. this would be the last time there would be peace this day, a dark pall was looming, quietly approaching the newly promised bride, intent on exacting a jealous revenge...



Luvcow posted:

they found her body later that day, rather pieces of her, scattered across the white sands. crowds of tourists and locals alike flocked to the scene, watching in horror as brad identified her flaky white roll and crisp vegetable insides, sobbing as he broke down and fell into the arms of several officers. it took hours to comb the scene, days to reconstruct her body for an autopsy, but just minutes for the first clue to be found, a single hair plucked from the crime scene by a keen detective. after intensive forensic examination there was finally a solid lead, the hair was positively identified as a coconut fiber...



:eyepop:

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
years later on a dark and stormy day agent johhny utah finally caught up to her, finding her staring out into the giant swells as they crashed upon the shore. they stood together for a few minutes, both knowing their love for one another could never be consummated. her jealousy for brad had turned her from a part time criminal into an internationally known murderer and fugitive. agent utah's heart broke as he stepped aside and let her go, watching her rolling slowly into the ocean for one last ride in the raging surf. he watched as she gleefully rose atop an enormous wave, riding the thrill for one last time before disappearing forever into the deep blue sea.

Jaded Burnout


Beautiful ;_;

Jaded Burnout fucked around with this message at 22:34 on Feb 7, 2019

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Manifisto


sobbing rn

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