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Frinkahedron
Jul 26, 2006

Gobble Gobble

They'll spend all day looking for pig #3!

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Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
lol they colored them so the pigs were red, white, and blue.

Are Troops joking around!

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

lol this is good

NoWake
Dec 28, 2008

College Slice

sharkytm posted:

Why did the panda kill the bartender after having a sandwich, then flee the scene?

He Eats, Shoots, and Leaves

What's a panda bear got in common with a male escort?

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

NoWake posted:

What's a panda bear got in common with a male escort?

They’re both terrible at reproducing?

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

NoWake posted:

What's a panda bear got in common with a male escort?

Every single one of them around the globe are the property of the People's Republic of China?

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


How else would MPs get to an undocked ship quickly?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Mah tax dollers

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007


The first thought that gave me was that it would suck if the solution was to throw the pigs in the ocean.

FUCK SNEEP
Apr 21, 2007




Shifty Nipples posted:

The first thought that gave me was that it would suck if the solution was to throw the pigs in the ocean.

Don't worry, they definitely ate them.

Serephina
Nov 8, 2005

恐竜戦隊
ジュウレンジャー

jamal posted:

Part two where he goes to shoot it really gives the full picture of how terrible that thing is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3fd4goVs-4

As a person who hates modern youtube video formats and the click-bait culture, I really appreciate that the first two seconds of his videos (both this and the 'up next' of a minigun) are the money shots, showing what you care about before he even does his logo or intro.

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.




Trailer dumps a bunch of used needles, scalpels, etc.

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

NoWake posted:

What's a panda bear got in common with a male escort?

Better then eats, nuts, and berries

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



https://i.imgur.com/CPtoAOU.mp4

Slanderer
May 6, 2007

No

Dr. Despair
Nov 4, 2009


39 perfect posts with each roll.


Looks like that driver is making a real sharps turn there.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
The results of the car’s blood work are in.

It’s positively tired.

Platystemon fucked around with this message at 06:41 on Feb 8, 2019

d3lness
Feb 19, 2011

Unicorns are metal. Gundanium alloy to be exact...

Platystemon posted:

The results of the car’s blood work is in.

It’s positively tired.

Please stop before we try to collectively exhaust every car pun we can think of.

Tochiazuma
Feb 16, 2007

d3lness posted:

Please stop before we try to collectively exhaust every car pun we can think of.

O I'm positive the blood puns will flow here

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic


https://i.imgur.com/ba6ELG5.gifv

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

My wife (a midwife and health researcher) came into my office as I had this picture opened, and as she was walking towards it and realised what it is she tensed up, screwed up her face and slowly walked backwards out.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

d3lness posted:

Please stop before we try to collectively exhaust every car pun we can think of.
Be positive

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
Wheeling back around to that dam collapse in Brazil the other week, in what to me is an incredibly surprising move, they're actually changing the legislation around them and enforcing it on Vale to the tune of $3 billion in reworking costs.

https://twitter.com/BaseMetals/status/1093773665542590464

As you can see in this handy diagram, upstream tailings dams are inherently less stable than downstream.



Memento fucked around with this message at 09:15 on Feb 8, 2019

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



"Oh Chute!"

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Memento posted:

Wheeling back around to that dam collapse in Brazil the other week, in what to me is an incredibly surprising move, they're actually changing the legislation around them and enforcing it on Vale to the tune of $3 billion in reworking costs.

https://twitter.com/BaseMetals/status/1093773665542590464

As you can see in this handy diagram, upstream tailings dams are inherently less stable than downstream.



As if they’ll actually move to downstream dams.

They’ll go centreline at best.



(The names come from the displacement of the top of the dam. Downstream dams move away from the tailings at they get taller. Upstream dams move towards them. Centreline dams maintain position.)

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
Yeah the "other types of dams" covers a multitude of sins.

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

Whooping Crabs posted:

That's just the langoliers, chewin up the past as the plane escapes to the future
:aaaaa:

uvar
Jul 25, 2011

Avoid breathing
radioactive dust.
College Slice
This might interest you, Orthotrot (and others), if you didn't already know about it. Though I wish it was written as eloquently, or at least with less capitals and more paragraphs.

quote:

The basics are as follows - At approximately 2000 hours on 18 June, 1950, Ansett Airways' DC-3 taxied into empty coal wagons (which were part of a train consisting of a D50 locomotive, 53 empty coal-wagons & 1 brake-van) on Runway 22 at Kingsford Smith Airport, Sydney.

http://www.spiritsofansett.com/history/train.html

TerryLennox
Oct 12, 2009

There is nothing tougher than a tough Mexican, just as there is nothing gentler than a gentle Mexican, nothing more honest than an honest Mexican, and above all nothing sadder than a sad Mexican. -R. Chandler.

A very underappreciated Stephen King story. Watching the movie is a guilty pleasure for me.

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

Shifty Nipples posted:

The first thought that gave me was that it would suck if the solution was to throw the pigs in the ocean.

That would be dumb. They're not car batteries.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


jamal posted:

Part two where he goes to shoot it really gives the full picture of how terrible that thing is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3fd4goVs-4

That really is a dumpster fire of a handgun. Even with my basic machining and theory knowledge on 'how guns works' (and 15 years since I've held a firearm ) I couldn't actively make something that failure/hilarity prone.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
I’d rather have fingerguns.

Queen Combat
Dec 29, 2017

Lipstick Apathy
:ocelot:

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

Rad-daddio posted:

That would be dumb. They're not car batteries.

lol

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Dr. Despair posted:

Looks like that driver is making a real sharps turn there.

Is it too much to require safe driving lessons for commercial drivers, I'm not even requesting IV league studies or anything.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Platystemon posted:

I’d rather have fingerguns.

:mcnally:

Rebel Blob
Mar 1, 2008

Extinction for our time

ProPublica has a really good read on the USS Fitzgerald crash in 2017: Death and Valor on an American Warship Doomed by its Own Navy. There is quite a litany of bad decisions, both from above and on the ship lead to the crash. Here are a few of the shorter highlights:

On the Radar posted:

The SPS-67 had another problem: radars must be tuned to obtain the clearest images. On the Fitzgerald, technicians had covered a button to tune the radar with masking tape because it was broken. From his post, Stawecki could not tune the radar. So the only other thing he saw were false returns — so-called clutter that could result from the radar hitting waves, flocks of birds or any other obstacle at sea. Stawecki would later testify that he saw no ships threatening the Fitzgerald in the crucial half-hour before the collision.

[. . .]

A third radar, used for warfare, was slow to acquire targets, but technicians had installed a temporary fix that became permanent. “Problem known since 2012. Declared hopeless,” read notes attached to the repair report.

On Personnel posted:

Sarah Coppock, lieutenant junior grade, was the officer of the deck, responsible for the safety and navigation of the ship while [Captain] Benson slept.

She’d started her day almost 22 hours before and had managed to rest for one hour before taking over on the bridge. She had navigated this route out of Tokyo only once, in daylight. Despite that, Benson, before going to bed, had ordered her to steam ahead at 20 knots.

On Watch posted:

But nobody, it turned out, was standing watch on the starboard side of the ship.

In years past, commanders traditionally posted lookouts on the port and starboard sides of the bridge. The lookouts had one job: search the sea for hazards. But Navy cutbacks in personnel prompted Benson and other captains to combine the duties into a single job. “We just don’t have enough bodies, qualified bodies, to have a port and starboard lookout,” said Samuel Williams, a boatswain’s mate first class.

Parker, Coppock’s No. 2 that night, was supposed to walk back and forth between the two sides during the watch, with the rest of the bridge team helping her keep an eye out.

But Parker had walked out onto a small metal deck located off the bridge on the port side of the Fitzgerald just after 1 a.m. She was there with Womack, trying to fit in some training by helping him develop his seaman’s eye, the ability to estimate distance and bearing by sight. Parker had not received a promotion on a previous ship, after its commanding officer thought she had trouble assessing the risk posed by ships in the surrounding ocean.

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Vale can get turbo-hosed.

quote:

Vale was elected as the corporation with the most "contempt for the environment and human rights" in the world during a January 2012 vote organized by the Public Eye. The choice was made by public vote and Vale received 25,000 votes.

Sex Skeleton
Aug 16, 2018

For when lonely nights turn bonely

Rebel Blob posted:

ProPublica has a really good read on the USS Fitzgerald crash in 2017: Death and Valor on an American Warship Doomed by its Own Navy. There is quite a litany of bad decisions, both from above and on the ship lead to the crash. Here are a few of the shorter highlights:

There are a ton of systems that were in bad repair too. The article called out radars that were damaged, and at least two communication failures that happened. It's likely that if the officer in the CIC had called up, the officer in the bridge had called the captain, or the radar had been properly maintained the collision wouldn't have happened.

But the real failure is trying to remain on a war footing with no budget for years on end.

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Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.
https://twitter.com/simonharley/status/1093822869438648320?s=21

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