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jobson groeth: May 17, 2018; by FactsAreUseless

Couldn't you just commit a crime. That would have given you the thrill of getting arrested and also the thrill of doing a crime. Crimes are cool and fun.

# ? Feb 7, 2019 22:16

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# ? May 31, 2024 02:09

TontoCorazon: Aug 18, 2007

Everybody should do a crime at least once in their life

# ? Feb 7, 2019 22:38

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Oscar Wild posted:

https://twitter.com/hakan_geijer/status/1093232984797384705?s=19

99 year old dreams of suicide by cop, gets her wish.

TontoCorazon posted:

Everybody should do a crime at least once in their life

I got you guys covered if you want to claim some of mine.

# ? Feb 7, 2019 22:54

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Milo and POTUS posted:

How this?

https://i.imgur.com/XKwuxf3.gifv

Awww sweet kitty and hegies. Video says the hegies mom was killed in a lawn mower accident

# ? Feb 7, 2019 23:02

Baronjutter: Dec 31, 2007; "Tiny Trains"

Gotta nurse fast

# ? Feb 7, 2019 23:09

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

https://i.imgur.com/NjCLQj1.mp4

# ? Feb 7, 2019 23:12

spleen merchant: Jul 1, 2007; Fun Shoe

Oscar Wild posted:

https://twitter.com/hakan_geijer/status/1093232984797384705?s=19

The guilt over all the bodies must have gotten to her over the years.

# ? Feb 8, 2019 00:42

mobby_6kl: Aug 9, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

LifeSunDeath posted:

https://i.imgur.com/NjCLQj1.mp4

drat I need one of these in my house

# ? Feb 8, 2019 00:42

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

jobson groeth posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AdtR-d2HJQ

# ? Feb 8, 2019 00:43

BOOTY-ADE: Aug 30, 2006; BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Could not determine if image was blessed or cursed

That's the look of a man who knows the poophole loophole

# ? Feb 8, 2019 01:21

Bloody Hedgehog: Dec 12, 2003; 💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

jobson groeth posted:

Geez, Morally Inepts relationship with a dog wasn't anywhere near as endearing as this one.

# ? Feb 8, 2019 01:51

Volcott: Mar 30, 2010; People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Wait so they hosed on a bridge?

# ? Feb 8, 2019 02:19

jobson groeth: May 17, 2018; by FactsAreUseless

Volcott posted:

Wait so they hosed on a bridge?

You mean you haven't?

# ? Feb 8, 2019 02:23

TontoCorazon: Aug 18, 2007

You do know bridges are for fuckin. I can't think of any other reason for a bridge.

# ? Feb 8, 2019 02:46

Cocaine Bear: Nov 4, 2011; ACAB

TontoCorazon posted:

You do know bridges are for fuckin. I can't think of any other reason for a bridge.

What is a bridge for?
Bringing people together
So that they can gently caress

# ? Feb 8, 2019 03:16

DeadFatDuckFat: Oct 29, 2012; This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.

TontoCorazon posted:

You do know bridges are for fuckin. I can't think of any other reason for a bridge.

In New York? They're also for meeting your immortal friend who may or may not try to chop off your head.

# ? Feb 8, 2019 03:24

TontoCorazon: Aug 18, 2007

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

In New York? They're also for meeting your immortal friend who may or may not try to chop off your head.

Right, while fuckin.

# ? Feb 8, 2019 03:25

jobson groeth: May 17, 2018; by FactsAreUseless

TontoCorazon posted:

Right, while fuckin.

Who can forget that famous line from Duke Nukem while standing on the bridge

Duke Nukem posted:

I'm going to rip off your head and gently caress down your neck

# ? Feb 8, 2019 03:28

naem: May 29, 2011

# ? Feb 8, 2019 04:34

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

naem posted:

It's thrusday my dudes

# ? Feb 8, 2019 04:36

Pararoid: Dec 6, 2005; Te Waipounamu pride

Milo and POTUS posted:

How this?

https://i.imgur.com/XKwuxf3.gifv

Oh god, I hope that's not here, because otherwise two of the most destructive pests in the country are cooperating! Kill on sight!

# ? Feb 8, 2019 05:03

onesixtwo: Apr 27, 2014; Don't you realize that being nice just makes you get hurt?

Pararoid posted:

Oh god, I hope that's not here, because otherwise two of the most destructive pests in the country are cooperating! Kill on sight!

friend, you're in the wrong thread with that kind of posting

https://i.imgur.com/x1N8hJm.gifv

# ? Feb 8, 2019 05:28

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

mobby_6kl posted:

drat I need one of these in my house

You can probably adopt one at your local shelter.

# ? Feb 8, 2019 08:16

Babylon Astronaut: Apr 19, 2012

TontoCorazon posted:

Everybody should do a crime at least once in their life

Welcome to America, where it's impossible not to.

# ? Feb 8, 2019 09:24

bradzilla: Oct 15, 2004

Tank cat vs exoskeleton cat

bradzilla posted:

https://i.imgur.com/bZBYbqw.mp4

onesixtwo posted:

friend, you're in the wrong thread with that kind of posting

https://i.imgur.com/x1N8hJm.gifv

# ? Feb 8, 2019 12:30

bring back old gbs: Feb 28, 2007; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

needs sound on

https://i.imgur.com/Th8MmIG.mp4

# ? Feb 8, 2019 14:02

damn horror queefs: Oct 14, 2005; say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

LifeSunDeath posted:

Awww sweet kitty and hegies. Video says the hegies mom was killed in a lawn mower accident

Should've used a hedge trimmer instead

# ? Feb 8, 2019 14:33

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

drat horror queefs posted:

Should've used a hedge trimmer instead

This kills the hedgie.

# ? Feb 8, 2019 15:14

a cyberpunk goose: May 21, 2007

bring back old gbs posted:

needs sound on

https://i.imgur.com/Th8MmIG.mp4

# ? Feb 8, 2019 15:36

Chubbs: Feb 13, 2008; In a thousand years, Gandahar was destroyed. A thousand years ago, Gandahar will be saved, and what can't be avoided will be.; Grimey Drawer

TontoCorazon posted:

Everybody should do a crime at least once in their life

# ? Feb 8, 2019 17:46

nerdz: Oct 12, 2004; Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.; Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/Giannis_An34/status/425376868334727168?s=19

# ? Feb 8, 2019 17:54

Pennywise the Frown: May 10, 2010; Upset Trowel

bring back old gbs posted:

needs sound on

https://i.imgur.com/Th8MmIG.mp4

Now I need whatever that small trumpety thing is.

You never know when you'll need it.

# ? Feb 8, 2019 20:09

Volcott: Mar 30, 2010; People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Oh you meant the instrument.

Yeah, no clue. Piccolo trumpet, suggests google.

# ? Feb 8, 2019 20:11

Pennywise the Frown: May 10, 2010; Upset Trowel

Volcott posted:

Oh you meant the instrument.

NO WAY!!!

I'm talking about the tiny trumpet.

edit: drat you edited it within seconds of me replying.

# ? Feb 8, 2019 20:12

Volcott: Mar 30, 2010; People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Now no one will know my shame.

# ? Feb 8, 2019 20:14