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Somfin posted:Ted, listen. Looks like you're reading the thread, so, let me tell you this right now: you do not know hunger. Go gently caress yourself. How soon we forget Ted Rall's actually true and real tale of homeless life on the mean city streets, surviving only by his wits and also by the rich interesting 1980s women who all wanted to bang him despite his being a pathetic dullard creep begging for pizzeria garbage, so he didn't ever have to go without shelter, a warm bed, or sexy blowjobs
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A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:How soon we forget Ted Rall's actually true and real tale of homeless life on the mean city streets, surviving only by his wits and also by the rich interesting 1980s women who all wanted to bang him despite his being a pathetic dullard creep begging for pizzeria garbage, so he didn't ever have to go without shelter, a warm bed, or sexy blowjobs Listen if we have to take all of Rall's self-aggrandizing bullshit as gospel, he's committed murder, multiple aggravated assault, and been labelled a medical marvel by a team of doctors after he got a wart that exploded an artery all over the ER.
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Feb 8, 2019 09:49
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<a Chuck Norris joke. the name "Ted Rall" has been sloppily substituted in an unsteady hand>
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Be nice to Rall now that we have his attention. This is his chance to achieve self awareness after 50 something years in cartooning and learn to not suck at it. Listen Ted. Check out youtube guides on how to draw. It's not too late! You too can one day work at Pixar.
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Feb 8, 2019 09:52
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Honestly, regardless of how you feel about the whole teenagers joining the military for lack of other options argument, you have to agree that Ted Rall has absolutely no leg to stand on in this argument since he knowingly got a job with a Russian propaganda company instead of staying true to whatever moral and ethical standards he purports to have and getting a job at Starbucks when nobody else would pay him for his lovely cartoons.
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CuwiKhons posted:instead of staying true to whatever moral and ethical standards he purports to have and getting a job at Starbucks when nobody else would pay him for his lovely cartoons. Just like when he says people aren't doing enough by protesting and should riot or stage a revolution, he means other people. Not Ted Rall.
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"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly enhance the recording of myself asking the police officer if there are any good restaurants nearby e: love too come out of seclusion to reprise the same ancient dunks on Ted Rall an unreasonable and unflattering number of times in the middle of the god drat night A HUNGRY MOUTH fucked around with this message at 10:06 on Feb 8, 2019 |
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Feb 8, 2019 10:01
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Because I'm sure Russia's never done anything wrong, but hey, Ted Rall has no loyalty or care about anyone other than himself in the end. Otherwise, if he actually cared about climate change so much he'd become a survivalist, live in a cave and get by on roots and berries. He'd be protesting and getting arrested if he cared about human rights or going up against George Bush Jr, Obama or Donald Trump. And if he wasn't a talent-less hack, he'd finally drop his libel claim Danny Hellman - but that would be the actions of someone that wasn't a pathetic little man.
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I know this is like an actual point of debate among leftists to what degree troops are personally bad and responsible for their badness and whatever but I’m still loling at him calling customer service workers “the real heroes.” Buddy I work at a hotel front desk and deal with assholes for most of my job and there’s nothing heroic about it, it sucks rear end. Rall is probably one of those clueless white people who think that because I have to be nice to him, means I like him.
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A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly enhance the recording of myself asking the police officer if there are any good restaurants nearby Old men require old dunks. E: 'sides I can't really argue against this 'cuz I'm boutta reheat some content from five years ago and serve it up like it's fresh Somfin fucked around with this message at 10:17 on Feb 8, 2019 |
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Somfin posted:Old men require old dunks. You're good, I just feel like I was kramering around at a high velocity
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Well for one thing Carrey knows about how breasts work and where to put them.
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The US military is the world's biggest gang. So obviously, we should treat everyone who joins it exactly the same way Republicans treat everyone who joins any other gang. 
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Selachian posted:Note that Hellman's letter was in response to Rall publishing a bitchy screed in the Village Voice attacking Spiegelman. According to Rall, Spiegelman was using his post-Maus fame and connections to rule the alt-comics world, dispensing favors on undeserving artists who were, surprise, Not Ted Rall. Reminder that Ted got Stephanie McMillan a job when he was Editor of Acquisitions and Development for United Features Syndicate.
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Gen. Ripper posted:The US military is the world's biggest gang. So obviously, we should treat everyone who joins it exactly the same way Republicans treat everyone who joins any other gang. The US Military is the world’s largest polluter, so we should treat them like Captain Planet villains.
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Lightning Knight posted:The US Military is the world’s largest polluter, so we should treat them like Captain Planet villains. https://i.imgur.com/Vu2h8ei.mp4
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Was Captain Planet pole-dancing on that....missile? Also, does this mean we don't have to see Prickly City again? Are...are we finally free?
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OAquinas posted:Was Captain Planet pole-dancing on that....missile? Forgive me for summoning one of the few things that have no place on the internet: context. Captain Planet is weakened by pollutants of the five elements, the fifth of which is infamously Heart. When five villains got anti-rings that could summon Captain Pollution, the opposite of Heart was explicitly stated to be Hate. Freddy MercAryan here was the only person hateful enough to weaken Captain Planet just by being a racist person in his vicinity. BiggerJ fucked around with this message at 12:52 on Feb 8, 2019 |
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Apple Pie Hubbub posted:And then there's this thing. I smell toast burning
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That's some loving Day by Day quality word salad right there.
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What beliefs? What loving beliefs do you spineless hacks have except for "Trump rude", "but Shrillary worse" and "whatever happened to  ?"
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420 Gank Mid posted:https://twitter.com/RobSmithJr/status/1093758278276915200 I am not aware of any haughty mill in France.
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BiggerJ posted:Forgive me for summoning one of the few things that have no place on the internet: context. This is both extremely dumb and makes perfect sense at the same time. Also gently caress you Ted Rall.
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Mikl posted:Also gently caress you Ted Rall. Somfin, from 2014 posted:So, to summarise: It's happening, folks. It's five years later. I've pulled down all of Jagger's old scans and found all of my old posts. I've had about five years general life experience since the initial read-along. Starting tomorrow, we're gonna be going through, two-page spread by two-page spread, the work that Ted Rall is most proud of.
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Somfin posted:It's happening, folks. It's five years later. I've pulled down all of Jagger's old scans and found all of my old posts. I've had about five years general life experience since the initial read-along. Starting tomorrow, we're gonna be going through, two-page spread by two-page spread, the work that Ted Rall is most proud of. God help us all.
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Lightning Knight posted:Their beliefs are that the status quo is good and capitalist vultures should continue to feed on the poor while the world burns, as long as the poor are polite about it. I mean, yeah, that's what they support, but they don't even argue for the status quo, they just keep loving that decorum chicken. I'd respect them more if they had the balls to come out to say "yeah, we don't think people should have Healthcare, watcha gonna do about it?"
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Somfin posted:It's happening, folks. It's five years later. I've pulled down all of Jagger's old scans and found all of my old posts. I've had about five years general life experience since the initial read-along. Starting tomorrow, we're gonna be going through, two-page spread by two-page spread, the work that Ted Rall is most proud of. I
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Would Rall be a better or worse President than Trump?
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Discendo Vox posted:Would Rall be a better or worse President than Trump? Pretty sure Rall's first order of business would be rolling LGBTQ protections back to the stone age because we were 'more interesting' back when we weren't 'mainstream' like we're a loving punk band that sold out and not human beings so I'm not totally sure Trump is any worse. Like Trump doesn't care about the weak and vulnerable and plows through them with reckless disregard if they are in his way, but Rall has active contempt for them.
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Somfin posted:It's happening, folks. It's five years later. I've pulled down all of Jagger's old scans and found all of my old posts. I've had about five years general life experience since the initial read-along. Starting tomorrow, we're gonna be going through, two-page spread by two-page spread, the work that Ted Rall is most proud of. 
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I haven’t kept up with this thread in awhile but I was recently trying to remember the name of the comic with the sad divorced dog dad. I think it was published in Slate or somewhere. Can anyone help me out?
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Feb 8, 2019 15:49
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 Nice try, rear end in a top hat.
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Discendo Vox posted:Would Rall be a better or worse President than Trump? Hard to say since they’re both Russian puppets. 
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Bombadilillo posted:You have to be a real piece of poo poo PC libtard to think ill the Slaveholding South for its past sins You know that Branco is the kind of racist moron that totally buys into the Lost Cause of the Confederacy. "suretheyownedslaves BUT the Yankees were so mean to them, they were just trying to protect their traditions and culture!"
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