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Somfin posted:2024 read-along: Let's start strong, shall we? Dude what the hell I know my posts are lovely but I don't deserve this
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Welcome to caption hell! 
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Feb 8, 2019 22:18
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Jay Rust posted:Does that poster say “We know you want it”? I'd assume it says "We know what you want", mostly because I figure there must be more words on the top row than the bottom as they are likely centered lines. fakeedit: looking at the image longer is giving me serious vertigo due to the complete lack of perspective, just look at the buildings and walls.
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Feb 8, 2019 22:19
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"The past doesn't matter and no one cares" makes me immediately think of Whose Line Is It Anyway?, which I would guess is not Ted's intention.
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Feb 8, 2019 22:40
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I like that "recalculating" gag because I was just thinking about direction giving apps and if they were ever going to change their AI to recognize when you're just blatantly ignoring their directions.
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Feb 8, 2019 22:45
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Feb 8, 2019 22:46
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 Garrison posted:“Sandy” AOC released her ‘Green New Deal’ plan, which was totally ludicrous. It’s childish.
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Feb 8, 2019 22:52
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Garrison posted:He also added it would cost a “bazillion dollars”. But she's the childish one? Garrison posted:Perfect! I had already drawn her as a child... “she doesn’t know her elbow from her rear end” (Video tape of AOC wiping her elbow will air soon) 
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Feb 8, 2019 22:56
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I'm going to build a wall and Mexico is going to pay for it. Democrats win votes by offering free poo poo.
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Feb 8, 2019 22:57
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If AOC isn't a blithering idiot, why do I keep insisting she is? (It's because I'm afraid)
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Feb 8, 2019 23:01
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AOC has talked about this before: as a young woman in government, if she says something that an observer thinks is wrong, rather than calling her an evil lying socialist liberal or whatever, they call her clueless and vapid and assume she just hasn't researched whatever it is she's talking about It's basically the "fake geek girl" gatekeeping thing but for politics
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Feb 8, 2019 23:11
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“An editor for the Federalist just called AOC’s Green New Deal “immature” and “it looked like something a high schooler” would write. He also added it would cost a “bazillion dollars”.” There’s a disconnect here, I juuuuust can’t put my finger on it...
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Feb 8, 2019 23:21
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sheep-dodger posted:I'd assume it says "We know what you want", mostly because I figure there must be more words on the top row than the bottom as they are likely centered lines. OTOH, it's Ted Rall. Somfin posted:But she's the childish one? There's little that's more entertaining than hot takes about AOC's intelligence coming from the same bunch of peabrains that fawn over a president who thinks the stealth fighter is literally invisible, or that coyotes (in the context of border security) are the animal, or can't get the name of a disaster-stricken city he's visiting right, or...
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Feb 8, 2019 23:22
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All of those are excellent, I didn't need further convincing to like her, but thank you anyway Ben.
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Feb 8, 2019 23:22
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Eww. I don't want any politicians who make squeaking noises.
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Feb 8, 2019 23:25
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KillerQueen posted:“An editor for the Federalist just called AOC’s Green New Deal “immature” and “it looked like something a high schooler” would write. He also added it would cost a “bazillion dollars”.” Isn't the Federalist an objectivist think tank? You'd think they'd avoid using things like "written like a high schooler" as criticism.
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Feb 8, 2019 23:26
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Ague Proof posted:I'm going to build a wall and Mexico is going to pay for it.
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Feb 8, 2019 23:36
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How do you pronounce the (sometimes) backwards "e"s?
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Feb 8, 2019 23:40
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loquacius posted:AOC has talked about this before: as a young woman in government, if she says something that an observer thinks is wrong, rather than calling her an evil lying socialist liberal or whatever, they call her clueless and vapid and assume she just hasn't researched whatever it is she's talking about
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Feb 8, 2019 23:41
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InsertPotPun posted:How do you pronounce the (sometimes) backwards "e"s? "I, Ben Garrison, feel the need to emphasise that the person we're all horny for and want to watch wipe her rear end is a child." You just kinda jam that in the middle of the word.
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Feb 8, 2019 23:50
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Extremely, incredibly not shook.
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Feb 9, 2019 00:03
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She should be seen and not heard. The problem is she has a lot of followers... Like some sort of a leader... That people want to listen to.
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Feb 9, 2019 00:53
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D.N. Nation posted:oh, I almost forgot this classic And this is your daily reminder that the pre-Columbian peoples of the continental United States almost certainly had longer average life expectancies than those of the colonists who stole their land. Branco, you piss-ignorant poo poo-bird.
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Feb 9, 2019 01:43
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One of the most important things I learned from discussions about indigenous people in grad school: it's never about how they were hundreds of years ago when the colonizers came, it's about they could have been now if their culture hadn't been interrupted. We'll never know, and it's a sin against heaven and earth.
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Feb 9, 2019 01:57
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Ziv Zulander posted:For funsies, here's the first black character in Dennis the Menace. Published in 1970 Speaking of wee pals, it's amazing to me how much Morrie Turner loved drawing. Even when he died, when he had had difficulty holding a pen for years, he had (going off vague memory here) like two months worth of backlog done.
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Feb 9, 2019 02:29
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Dear God in Heaven, if you exist, please let me see Garrison's reaction to President AOC
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Feb 9, 2019 02:43
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Nebalebadingdong posted:Dear God in Heaven, if you exist, please let me see Garrison's reaction to President AOC Im pretty sure he would burst a blood vessel in his brain so hard that it will spin him out like one of those spinny firecrackers.
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Feb 9, 2019 02:51
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 1Chip Bok posted:The first time I heard of Dr. Ralph Northam was when a campaign ad hit the news during his recent run for governor of Virginia. The ad portrayed Northam’s Republican opponent Ed Gillespie as a racist pervert in a pickup truck terrifying small children.  2 3 4Apple Pie Hubbub fucked around with this message at 03:14 on Feb 9, 2019 |
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Feb 9, 2019 03:09
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Sorry Garrison. 
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Feb 9, 2019 03:17
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Not gonna lie, this poo poo is wild
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Feb 9, 2019 03:19
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quote:Thomas K. Norment Jr., the powerful Republican majority leader in the Virginia Senate, was a top editor of a 1968 college yearbook that included several photographs of students in blackface as well as racist slurs.
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Feb 9, 2019 03:21
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I still don't know whether to read this as "welcome to Virginia, here's your blackface yearbook picture "Welcome to the 80s, here's your blackface yearbook picture".
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Feb 9, 2019 03:38
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I love that the Chaos Butterfly strip is signed by "Lorenz"
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Feb 9, 2019 03:38
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"Life Choices GPS" is better than all of Black Mirror. VideoGameVet posted:Sorry Garrison. If I were an elected official taking oil money and I saw these polling numbers I would start to take measures to prevent my constituents literally beheading me
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Feb 9, 2019 03:40
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Is this Bok? It looks better than his usual art, and whoever it is, it's such a dumb comic they couldn't bring themselves to sign it.
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Feb 9, 2019 03:46
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Besesoth posted:Is this Bok? It looks better than his usual art 
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Feb 9, 2019 04:15
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A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:If I were an elected official taking oil money and I saw these polling numbers I would start to take measures to prevent my constituents literally beheading me Even the hardest core group overwhelmingly supports the measure or at least doesn't oppose it more than "somewhat." And so far there hasn't been an attack from the left, presumably because the playbook writes off actual socialists as "won't happen" and only really has "from the left" attacks planned for male big-L Liberals.
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Feb 9, 2019 04:17
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The Federalist thinks the Green New Deal is childish which means they would defend Roy Moore trying to gently caress it.
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Feb 9, 2019 04:33
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The point still stands.
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Conservatives gonna flip when they realize Northam’s racism doesn’t make Ed any less of a racist poo poo.
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