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Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007



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Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

Mr. Apollo
Nov 8, 2000


Golbez
Oct 9, 2002

1 2 3!
If you want to take a shot at me get in line, line
1 2 3!
Baby, I've had all my shots and I'm fine
Is this a rare instance of boatfuckling?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Golbez posted:

Is this a rare instance of boatfuckling?

it's more common than you think

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe
ILL came through and yesterday I picked up Marine Salvage: Recovering from Boatfuckling!

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


I wonder how hosed the US Navy would be in a real war when its destroyers don't have functional radars.

I assume the DoD is just wasting trillions of dollars on Pentagon toiletries and stealth fighters that can't get rained on

wolrah
May 8, 2006
what?

FuturePastNow posted:

I wonder how hosed the US Navy would be in a real war when its destroyers don't have functional radars.

I assume the DoD is just wasting trillions of dollars on Pentagon toiletries and stealth fighters that can't get rained on

I feel like this is why we can't seem to scale our military down to a proportional level rather than having multiple times everyone else, it's poo poo across the board so we take the brute force approach of having so much poo poo we can overwhelm any other country that tries to mess with us. Of course that strategy falls apart when not necessarily fighting a country, but it's not like we've been doing that for nearly 20 years or anything.................

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Oh boy...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMhx1hWMXbo

Endman
May 18, 2010

That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even anime may die


I went to see the big steam tractor today and unfortunately it did not explode and kill me. I apologise, thread.






In retrospect, a 'Rock Crushing Plant' sounds like the most OSHA thing ever.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
how much torque does that bad boy make

d3lness
Feb 19, 2011

Unicorns are metal. Gundanium alloy to be exact...

Endman posted:

I went to see the big steam tractor today and unfortunately it did not explode and kill me. I apologise, thread.

...

In retrospect, a 'Rock Crushing Plant' sounds like the most OSHA thing ever.

:krad:

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
“Now works Tasmania”?

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Now it's known as 'Works Tasmania'

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan

wolrah posted:

I feel like this is why we can't seem to scale our military down to a proportional level rather than having multiple times everyone else, it's poo poo across the board so we take the brute force approach of having so much poo poo we can overwhelm any other country that tries to mess with us. Of course that strategy falls apart when not necessarily fighting a country, but it's not like we've been doing that for nearly 20 years or anything.................

Actually it's imperialism OP

Endman
May 18, 2010

That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even anime may die


Chinatown posted:

how much torque does that bad boy make

No idea, but it's got ten whole horses of power!

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
I want to know how much that flywheel weighs.

Previa_fun
Nov 10, 2004

Chinatown posted:

how much torque does that bad boy make

dee eight posted:

I want to know how much that flywheel weighs.

a lot

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
I worked in a particleboard mill for 30 years. I should tell you guys about it.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

dee eight posted:

I worked in a particleboard mill for 30 years. I should tell you guys about it.

Did it ever explode?

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Platystemon posted:

I’d rather have fingerguns.

Hey if you had a zip .22, with a little luck you could have no gun and no fingers!

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy

Chinatown posted:

how much torque does that bad boy make

probably somewhere in the 4kNm range (3k lbft), that's what 20th century traction engines got up to IIRC :v:

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

Platystemon posted:

Did it ever explode?

Parts of it, yes. Since I've got flywheels on my mind, I'll tell you about the time Roger the Redneck Millwright left a 4 lb hammer on a conveyor belt. The conveyor belt lead to a hammer hog. A hammer hog is just your basic multi-hundred pound steel flywheel, about 30 inches wide, with steel hammers spaced out on the face. Think like knobbly tires on a motocross bike. It rotates about 1500 rpm or so and is used to break up strips of trim and reject panels and stuff. So anyway, Roger finishes working on whatever and tells the operator to start it up *twirl finger* ...

My back was to everything that happened so far. The first indication I got that there was a problem was a heavy vibration that I could feel through the floor and the forklift I was sitting on. I thought "earthquake" and half a second later there was an explosive sound of metal shattering followed by heavy THUDTHUDTHUDthudthudthud thump thump bump CLANK...rattle..

I got a look at the aftermath. The 4 inch diameter steel axle was bent 90 degrees on one side of the hog wheel and the axle stub was non-existent on the other side.
There were some decent gouges in the concrete floor where it dug in for a couple rotations. If the one remaining bearing had let loose, the hog itself probably would have bashed through a wall and gone raging across the factory floor.

When Roger got his new hammer, it was spray painted florescent pink.

Flannelette
Jan 17, 2010


Memento posted:

Wheeling back around to that dam collapse in Brazil the other week, in what to me is an incredibly surprising move, they're actually changing the legislation around them and enforcing it on Vale to the tune of $3 billion in reworking costs.

https://twitter.com/BaseMetals/status/1093773665542590464

As you can see in this handy diagram, upstream tailings dams are inherently less stable than downstream.



Upstream dam barely meets the definition of a dam I can see why they were banned but why were they ever approved?

Knitting Beetles
Feb 4, 2006

Fallen Rib
It saves money for the mining company on the short term.

e: lawmakers received a tiny part of that money

Methylethylaldehyde
Oct 23, 2004

BAKA BAKA

Flannelette posted:

Upstream dam barely meets the definition of a dam I can see why they were banned but why were they ever approved?

Because if you sign here sir, we'll give you the hooker for the rest of the evening, and this briefcase full of 'campaign contributions'.

RabbitWizard
Oct 21, 2008

Muldoon
:stare: :stare: :stare: Timestamped at 0:41

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilcQtdH43vk&t=41s

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

dee eight posted:



When Roger got his new hammer, it was spray painted florescent pink.

This wasn't the Solvay mill, was it?

The pink hammer reminded me:

Old Sterling trucks could be re-keyed with Ford blanks, which I took advantage of when I found out that Home Depot had bright pink Hannah Montana keys to make the office spares.

Incidences of drivers leaving keys at home dropped precipitously after that.

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost


:stare: :stare: :stare: is right

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Humphreys posted:

That really is a dumpster fire of a handgun. Even with my basic machining and theory knowledge on 'how guns works' (and 15 years since I've held a firearm ) I couldn't actively make something that failure/hilarity prone.

The best part is that USFA was a highly regarded manufacturer of Single Action Army replicas. The owner was a weirdo who thought he had come up with the next best thing in guns, so he immediately sold all of their equipment to fully retool for making his plastic monstrosity with the expectation that they’d sell so many that they could buy back all the SAA tooling.

Instead he completely destroyed his company for no good reason.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Lol I like this one
https://youtu.be/ilcQtdH43vk?t=167

ToxicFrog
Apr 26, 2008


Just finished the chapter in Marine Salvage about Ernest Cox, the guy who set out to salvage the entire German fleet from Scapa Flow (using compressed air and a repurposed drydock) to sell as scrap metal. Some highlights:

During the General Strike, all of Cox's workers stayed on the job, but the price of coal skyrocketed. Rather than wait it out, they started bringing up coal from the sunken ships and burning that.

A recurring theme was ships coming up upside-down, at which point rather than try to flip them, they'd simply leave some compressors attached and tow them to the breakers keel-up. This left the guns and conning tower dangling down, though, increasing the draft and making it harder to tow them through shallow waters. Usually this meant cutting off -- or blasting off -- the turrets and conning tower, but for the Kaiser, this is what they did instead:
- float the ship
- pour a hugeass slab of concrete on the seafloor below it
- send divers under it with cutting torches to weaken the hull around the conning tower
- release all the air, sending the ship to the bottom
- the conning tower hits the concrete and is smashed through the weakened hull and interior decks, becoming flush with the top deck of the ship
- send the divers back down to chain the remains of the conning tower in place
- refloat the ship
- profit

At one point they were trying to raise the battleship Hindenburg, but it wasn't filling with air properly.

quote:

Divers were sent down outside the hull to look for leaks that had been missed, and one of them sent up a signal that he needed help—fast.

They found him with as much of his backside as would fit sucked up into an 8-inch sea cock on the vessel's side. The suction was so strong that the only way he could be freed was to reflood the entire vessel to ease the pressure. They did, at a cost of several hundred pounds.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

Is that even a thing? What was that even hooked up to?

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Cojawfee posted:

Is that even a thing? What was that even hooked up to?

Was hooked up to the track valve. You don't air up your tracks? Noob.

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe

ToxicFrog posted:

Just finished the chapter in Marine Salvage about Ernest Cox, the guy who set out to salvage the entire German fleet from Scapa Flow (using compressed air and a repurposed drydock) to sell as scrap metal. Some highlights:

During the General Strike, all of Cox's workers stayed on the job, but the price of coal skyrocketed. Rather than wait it out, they started bringing up coal from the sunken ships and burning that.

A recurring theme was ships coming up upside-down, at which point rather than try to flip them, they'd simply leave some compressors attached and tow them to the breakers keel-up. This left the guns and conning tower dangling down, though, increasing the draft and making it harder to tow them through shallow waters. Usually this meant cutting off -- or blasting off -- the turrets and conning tower, but for the Kaiser, this is what they did instead:
- float the ship
- pour a hugeass slab of concrete on the seafloor below it
- send divers under it with cutting torches to weaken the hull around the conning tower
- release all the air, sending the ship to the bottom
- the conning tower hits the concrete and is smashed through the weakened hull and interior decks, becoming flush with the top deck of the ship
- send the divers back down to chain the remains of the conning tower in place
- refloat the ship
- profit

At one point they were trying to raise the battleship Hindenburg, but it wasn't filling with air properly.

I'm only a few chapters in but it's an awesome read. Recommend strongly!

Otteration
Jan 4, 2014

I CAN'T SAY PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP'S NAME BECAUSE HE'S LIKE THAT GUY FROM HARRY POTTER AND I'M AFRAID I'LL SUMMON HIM. DONALD JOHN TRUMP. YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT.
OUR 47TH PRESIDENT AFTER THE ONE WHO SHOWERS WITH HIS DAUGHTER DIES
Grimey Drawer

Cojawfee posted:

Is that even a thing? What was that even hooked up to?

Looks like they're trying to tighten (stretch) the track. Usually there's a hydraulic cylinder in the track that expands to tighten it. Often the cylinder is expanded w/hydraulic pressure from the machine, or even by manually pumping grease into it through a zerk. Apparently they've found a new way (the machines I'm familiar with took 1500 psi to tighten the tracks).

Edit: Or they're having a lark. :)

Otteration fucked around with this message at 18:17 on Feb 9, 2019

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

The very first clip on this video is also something. I was expecting the guy to get pancaked.

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCrn-VJmpgE

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Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
Assuming it's not a joke, he would have to accidentally pull the trigger at some point.

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