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CaptainSarcastic: Jul 6, 2013

I'm pretty sure some of these puns aren't even original - they are clearly stollen.

# ? Feb 10, 2019 09:36

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# ? Jun 6, 2024 10:30

Runa: Feb 13, 2011

I've been wheating a long time for an excuse to post the word dampfnudel

Dampfnudel

# ? Feb 10, 2019 10:17

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

pikachode posted:

challahlujah

I AIN'T NO CHALLAH BACK GIRL

# ? Feb 10, 2019 10:29

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

Xarbala posted:

I've been wheating a long time for an excuse to post the word dampfnudel

Dampfnudel

Are they the ones with vanilla sauce? They're god damned delicious. Say what you will about those wacky Germans, but they know their calorie-intensive foods.

# ? Feb 10, 2019 10:31

Runa: Feb 13, 2011

Memento posted:

Are they the ones with vanilla sauce? They're god damned delicious. Say what you will about those wacky Germans, but they know their calorie-intensive foods.

Heck yes

Also, toss a berry compote on while you're at it.

# ? Feb 10, 2019 10:34

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

Xarbala posted:

Heck yes

Also, toss a berry compote on while you're at it.

# ? Feb 10, 2019 10:50

Screaming Idiot: Nov 26, 2007; JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

All these bread puns have me ready to meat my maker! :grin:

# ? Feb 10, 2019 12:51

Pimblor: Sep 13, 2003; bob; Grimey Drawer

these bread puns are pain

# ? Feb 10, 2019 12:58

sebmojo: Oct 23, 2010; Legit Cyberpunk

I hate them a lot

# ? Feb 10, 2019 13:01

Rascar Capac: Aug 31, 2016; Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.

Krankenstyle posted:

ah gently caress true.

once you get yeasts involved im out, it gets too complicated & i dont have the follow-through

SA�s Greatest Sagas: Once you get yeasts involved I�m out

# ? Feb 10, 2019 13:40

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

Rascar Capac posted:

SA’s Greatest Sagas: Once you get yeasts involved I’m out

It's okay, many goons feel shy around women.

# ? Feb 10, 2019 13:49

TehRedWheelbarrow: Mar 16, 2011; Fan of Britches

its just a lack of culture

# ? Feb 10, 2019 13:50

Elephant Ambush: Nov 13, 2012; ...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?; Nap Ghost

Somfin posted:

Look, at the very yeast can we get in at least one pun about naan? I'm struggling here.

Baked goods from India are a naan-issue itt

# ? Feb 10, 2019 15:24

Cichlidae: Aug 12, 2005; ME LOVE
MAKE RED LIGHT; Dr. Infant, MD

Elephant Ambush posted:

Baked goods from India are a naan-issue itt

I'm gonna have to papad dosa Tylenol to deal with this poo poo.

If anyone can come up with one for uthappam or chapatti or paratha, I salute you.

# ? Feb 10, 2019 15:38

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

sneakyfrog posted:

its just a lack of culture

# ? Feb 10, 2019 15:39

Len: Jan 21, 2008; Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!

Remember that time one of the forums had a no puns rule to prevent people from doing this exact thing? Good times :allears:

# ? Feb 10, 2019 16:16

Snow Cone Capone: Jul 31, 2003

Len posted:

Remember that time one of the forums had a no puns rule to prevent people from doing this exact thing? Good times

they should call this guy matzah because you can't get a rise out of him

I'll show myself out

# ? Feb 10, 2019 16:21

Elephant Ambush: Nov 13, 2012; ...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?; Nap Ghost

Len posted:

Remember that time one of the forums had a no puns rule to prevent people from doing this exact thing? Good times

People who call them "dad jokes" are stupid as hell and have no sense of humor.

# ? Feb 10, 2019 17:40

Ugly In The Morning: Jul 1, 2010; Pillbug

Len posted:

Remember that time one of the forums had a no puns rule to prevent people from doing this exact thing? Good times

Wasn�t that when Brother Johnathon was a mod and had a pretty harsh �no joy allowed� style of moderating here?

# ? Feb 10, 2019 17:43

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

Ugly In The Morning posted:

Wasn’t that when Brother Johnathon was a mod and had a pretty harsh “no joy allowed” style of moderating here?

Moana banned me for making a pun one time; I'll chalk it up to raging southmouth dentata.

# ? Feb 10, 2019 18:06

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Moana banned me for making a pun one time; I'll chalk it up to raging southmouth dentata.

Mermaid Shelley was a great time for the forums

# ? Feb 10, 2019 19:12

venus de lmao: Apr 30, 2007; Call me "pixeltits"

Elephant Ambush posted:

People who call them "dad jokes" are stupid as hell and have no sense of humor.

Dad jokes are more than just puns.

# ? Feb 10, 2019 19:29

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Dad jokes are a way of life

# ? Feb 10, 2019 19:47

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Krankenstyle posted:

Dad jokes are a way of life

Dad's Army jokes are the way of death.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-c__KAg1KI&t=1426s

# ? Feb 10, 2019 19:55

Pimblor: Sep 13, 2003; bob; Grimey Drawer

Krankenstyle posted:

Dad jokes are a way of life

hi life im dad

# ? Feb 10, 2019 20:06

kjetting: Jan 18, 2004; Hammer Time

Len posted:

Remember that time one of the forums had a no puns rule to prevent people from doing this exact thing? Good times

It was necessary at the time, like most other rules about beating dead horses. The img_timeline ban, page sniping, etc.

If I had to mention two factors that make this community a tad less poo poo than all other online forums and communities, one is the entrance fee, the other is actively discouraging catchphrase responses.

You have to stop that behavior as soon as the jokes get stale.

# ? Feb 10, 2019 20:15

Ugly In The Morning: Jul 1, 2010; Pillbug

kjetting posted:

It was necessary at the time, like most other rules about beating dead horses. The img_timeline ban, page sniping, etc.

If I had to mention two factors that make this community a tad less poo poo than all other online forums and communities, one is the entrance fee, the other is actively discouraging catchphrase responses.

You have to stop that behavior as soon as the jokes get stale.

Brother Johnathon was notably bad about cracking down on things constantly, though. He�s a lot of where the �coldly compiling lists� rep of PYF came from.

# ? Feb 10, 2019 20:18

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

kjetting posted:

If I had to mention two factors that make this community a tad less poo poo than all other online forums and communities, one is the entrance fee, the other is actively discouraging catchphrase responses.

Make "monkey cheese" and "edgy" bannable TIA.

# ? Feb 10, 2019 20:18

Slippery: May 16, 2004; Muscles Boxcar

kjetting posted:

It was necessary at the time, like most other rules about beating dead horses. The img_timeline ban, page sniping, etc.

If I had to mention two factors that make this community a tad less poo poo than all other online forums and communities, one is the entrance fee, the other is actively discouraging catchphrase responses.

You have to stop that behavior as soon as the jokes get stale.

also the fact you get banned/probated for slurs, etc

# ? Feb 10, 2019 20:19

Shifty Nipples: Apr 8, 2007

Bro Jo gave me a probation for posting a quote from the quote thread in the quote thread, that was kind of funny.

# ? Feb 10, 2019 20:28

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

kjetting posted:

It was necessary at the time, like most other rules about beating dead horses. The img_timeline ban, page sniping, etc.

If I had to mention two factors that make this community a tad less poo poo than all other online forums and communities, one is the entrance fee, the other is actively discouraging catchphrase responses.

You have to stop that behavior as soon as the jokes get stale.

Turn your monitor on.

# ? Feb 10, 2019 20:32

Spanish Manlove: Aug 31, 2008; HAILGAYSATAN

Shifty Nipples posted:

Bro Jo gave me a probation for posting a quote from the quote thread in the quote thread, that was kind of funny.

He tried to probate me for saying nice things in the "bitch about your university" thread.

# ? Feb 10, 2019 20:37

Ugly In The Morning: Jul 1, 2010; Pillbug

Slippery posted:

also the fact you get banned/probated for slurs, etc

Probably part of why this place didn�t get hit by Russians like 4chan and Reddit did in 2016, tbh. The general crackdown on hate speech left this place with some integrity.

# ? Feb 10, 2019 22:06

Slippery: May 16, 2004; Muscles Boxcar

Ugly In The Morning posted:

Probably part of why this place didn’t get hit by Russians like 4chan and Reddit did in 2016, tbh. The general crackdown on hate speech left this place with some integrity.

I mean yeah I guess we're smaller now and not exactly on the cutting edge of whatever but better this than become stuffed to the gills with nazis and such

# ? Feb 10, 2019 22:09

1stGear: Jan 16, 2010; Here's to the new us.

kjetting posted:

You have to stop that behavior as soon as the jokes get stale.

I see you, you son and/or daughter of a bitch.

# ? Feb 10, 2019 22:28

Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

CaptainSarcastic posted:

Are there any current monomaniacal special interest posters who will automatically show up in a thread if certain subjects are mentioned?

I remember for a period of time just mentioning "gun control" magically summoned Le Jackal to any thread, regardless of sub.

More recently there was that transphobic guy, handle was 8-bit something or other, I think, who whenever transgender people came up would have to barge in and go on and on with "Actually, and I'm just asking questions, but, ..." until I think he finally ate a ban.