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I got my new JEM, y'all.Wark Say posted:Ask and ye' shall receive. A HellGig thread! Faust snipe!
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and when faustus saw the breadth of his guitar, he wept for there were no more JEMs left to buy
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The Muppets On PCP posted:and when faustus saw the breadth of his guitar, he wept for there were no more JEMs left to buy 
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The Muppets On PCP posted:and when faustus saw the breadth of his guitar, he wept for there were no more JEMs left to buy 
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The Muppets On PCP posted:and when faustus saw the breadth of his guitar, he wept for there were no more JEMs left to buy  these two posts because holy hell, based on Forums 'lore, Muppets' post was goddamn art.
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Feb 9, 2019 14:06
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gently caress Faustus and his stupid gay rear end in a top hat guitars. He's never said a single interesting or clever thing, just here to ejaculate his love of a certain type of instrument and music that the world has long since left behind.
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MicrowavesMom posted:gently caress Faustus and his stupid gay rear end in a top hat guitars. He's never said a single interesting or clever thing, just here to ejaculate his love of a certain type of instrument and music that the world has long since left behind. they're really more of a bicurious phallic guitar
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MicrowavesMom posted:gently caress Faustus and his stupid gay rear end in a top hat guitars. He's never said a single interesting or clever thing, just here to ejaculate his love of a certain type of instrument and music that the world has long since left behind. nice meltdown
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MicrowavesMom posted:gently caress Faustus and his stupid gay rear end in a top hat guitars. He's never said a single interesting or clever thing, just here to ejaculate his love of a certain type of instrument and music that the world has long since left behind. well at least you picked the right thread for this post
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MicrowavesMom posted:gently caress Faustus and his stupid gay rear end in a top hat guitars. He's never said a single interesting or clever thing, just here to ejaculate his love of a certain type of instrument and music that the world has long since left behind. Yes, and?
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Feb 9, 2019 16:24
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It's a pretty Ibanez
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Feb 9, 2019 16:56
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Faustus was irritating in the start of SMS Vol 1 to the point where I actually bothered to block him for a bit, but he's improved his posting a whole bunch since then and he's usually thoughtful even if I basically never agree with his tastes. Dude likes what he likes.
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I used to laugh at JEMs but I’d actually consider getting a low end one now tbh
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If you aren't charmed by Faustus at this point then you can kiss my disgusting rear end in a top hat.
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:If you aren't charmed by Faustus at this point then you can kiss my disgusting rear end in a top hat.
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Feb 9, 2019 19:17
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Found on AliExpress, stupidly awesome
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gently caress Your Website posted:I used to laugh at JEMs but I’d actually consider getting a low end one now tbh
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Feb 9, 2019 20:23
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FAKE NEWS https://equipboard.com/pros/steve-vai/ibanez-jem-triple-neck
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widefault posted:Found on AliExpress, stupidly awesome (well it doesn't have a JEM handle...)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mk9lVc9HDdM Ahahahahaha
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idgi
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s.i.r.e. posted:idgi he in the negative zone now
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MicrowavesMom posted:gently caress Faustus and his stupid gay rear end in a top hat guitars. He's never said a single interesting or clever thing, just here to ejaculate his love of a certain type of instrument and music that the world has long since left behind. This showed up in my internet ads and it made me laugh so I think it belongs here:  It's a TS-9, but it's gold and only $149! And to the kind folks who had nice things to say in my defense: it's cool, guys. I earned my reputation from the first thread the hard way. I was a very depressed and sad broke-brained drunk rear end in a top hat and I acted out in ways that I still cringe to remember. There's no coming back from that poo poo especially when I am nowhere near funny enough to be posting. That is a valid criticism. Add to that the fact that I mostly serious-post in earnest and that's really going to turn a lot of people off. I'm glad some of you can forgive me for those dark days and even accept the fact that I am not really funny. Thanks so much for allowing me to reboot the thread when it was needed. I was actually really touched and still am. Dr. Faustus fucked around with this message at 06:25 on Feb 10, 2019 |
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I might start a gofundme to subsidize Faustus' gold Tube Screamer if he doesn't buy one. I'm not loving kidding around.
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I’d throw a few bux in for that, count me in as one of the charmed
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in b4 the first review that says the gold paint gives it extra harmonic depth and a fully 3d soundstage
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Faustus you’re genuinely one of the nicest and most straightforward dudes around here. You’re a breath of fresh air in the trashpile or ironic shitposting that got old years ago. Also I want a gold TS9 lmao Stupid music poo poo: I’m highly considering buying a Strymon Volante
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Anybody want a cheap dick hole guitar? https://www.guitarfetish.com/Strat-Style-Dark-Blue-24-Fret-HSSingleHS-Floyd-Rose-Tremelo-As-Is-Guitar-_p_29769.html
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Yeah Faustus, you're good. I remember when you were posting all your Jem stuff and everybody, including me, was poo poo talking all over it. But something changed and your posting became cool and endearing and now I can't wait to hear more about your Jem Journey every time you post. You seem genuinely enthusiastic about what you like and you're having fun chasing it which is always cool to see. poo poo, I even bought one of those white Jem Jr's after a while and I love it. It is by far the gayest, most flamboyant guitar I own and I grin like an idiot every time I pick it up... probably ultimately thanks to you.  So keep doing your thing dude. Your latest Jem rules! ... minus the curled up strings at the top lol. GreatGreen fucked around with this message at 13:49 on Feb 10, 2019 |
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Dr. Faustus posted:Someone gets me! Yeah this one popped up in my ads too and I clicked on it to find out if they done like a tiny component tweak or something but nope it's just a gold TS9 didn't even call it a TS79 smh
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https://twitter.com/reverbdotcom/status/1094728971575545857 Oh mother fucker, I only got 50%. I really don't know my pedals as well as I thought 
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83% 10/12 tbh I’m proud
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Kilometers Davis posted:83% 10/12 Same The ones I missed were the newer builders
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9/12 I missed a JHS question.
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Also there SHOULD be a Boss DD-9 Analog Delay imo.
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Dr. Faustus posted:Someone gets me! i actually kind of miss you being more annoying tbh, but it's all good and i am glad you are doing well  Thumposaurus posted:Anybody want a cheap dick hole guitar? as someone who tried to get a knockoff clear JEM from aliexpress, let me be the first to say motherFUCKER it's already sold 
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Greta Van Fleet won Best Rock Album at the Grammys aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Pinterest? https://www.pinterest.com/charliepet/ugly-guitars/?lp=true Dr. Faustus fucked around with this message at 02:21 on Feb 11, 2019 |
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