Schadenfreude Thread: AHHHHHHHHH

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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK: Sep 11, 2001

https://i.imgur.com/DIZvOMu.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/X3ooECH.mp4

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK has a new favorite as of 20:31 on Feb 10, 2019

# ? Feb 10, 2019 20:28

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# ? May 28, 2024 01:36

Dizz: Feb 14, 2010; L L

bobjr posted:

One day this gif is gonna change out of nowhere and gently caress me up.

Volcott posted:

But yes, TRUMP! is unironically called god-emperor by people who have completely missed the point of 40k.

Trump supporters don't get a lot of things, like a brain.

# ? Feb 10, 2019 20:45

Lemniscate Blue: Apr 21, 2006; Here we go again.

Dizz posted:

One day this gif is gonna change out of nowhere and gently caress me up.

Sounds like an SCP.

# ? Feb 10, 2019 20:59

Former DILF: Jul 13, 2017

i envy the people itt who don't know every little thing about how terrible trump and his fans are

however the fact that he's got a little soviet seal on the right pauldron indicates this is unintentionally flattering satire

# ? Feb 11, 2019 00:09

trickybiscuits: Jan 13, 2008; yospos

Schadenfreude on neglectful parents

quote:

Lindenberger recently received his first round of shots � for diseases such as HPV, hepatitis A, hepatitis B, and influenza. It has caused some stress in his Norwalk, Ohio home, where he lives with both of his parents.

"My mom had always known I disagreed with her and figured that was going to pass, but it didn't," he said. "She looked at it as me getting vaccines for a gesture of rebellion and not for my own sake and for the sake of people around me."

In an interview with the science magazine Undark, Lindenberger's mother said that his decision to get vaccinations felt like an insult and called it "a slap in the face."

Since he's now legally an adult, Lindenberger's mother cannot stop him from getting the vaccinations. For minors who want to get their shots, it can be trickier, since there are no federal laws regulating the issue. Instead, a minor's ability to get vaccinated varies depending on state laws. In many cases, 18 is the requirement to get medical procedures without a parent's consent.

# ? Feb 11, 2019 00:37

Bussamove: Feb 25, 2006

As someone currently living in Measles Outbreak, Washington, gently caress that woman and her slap in the dace bullshit. Vaccinate your kids.

# ? Feb 11, 2019 00:51

Railing Kill: Nov 14, 2008; You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Lemniscate Blue posted:

Sounds like an SCP.

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1733

:ohdear:

# ? Feb 11, 2019 01:48

Slippery: May 16, 2004; Muscles Boxcar

Railing Kill posted:

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1733

Oof, that's a rough one.

# ? Feb 11, 2019 02:00

tasukiscool: Feb 15, 2003; Voted most likely to be tied to train tracks 2007 - 2008; Slippery Tilde

Bussamove posted:

As someone currently living in Measles Outbreak, Washington, gently caress that woman and her slap in the dace bullshit. Vaccinate your kids.

Good on the kid for researching it himself and getting himself immunized.

# ? Feb 11, 2019 02:03

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

Here's a great imgur gallery of gifs: https://imgur.com/gallery/UVyFo5U

Sample:
https://i.imgur.com/fervhYC.mp4

LifeSunDeath posted:

don't let it worry you, it's very fake.

How about this one?
https://i.imgur.com/mBUgr9k.mp4

# ? Feb 11, 2019 02:22

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Here's a great imgur gallery of gifs: https://imgur.com/gallery/UVyFo5U

Sample:
https://i.imgur.com/fervhYC.mp4

How about this one?
https://i.imgur.com/mBUgr9k.mp4

actually yes

# ? Feb 11, 2019 02:35

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

How about this one?
https://i.imgur.com/mBUgr9k.mp4

# ? Feb 11, 2019 02:36

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

https://i.imgur.com/2L3H8l9.mp4

# ? Feb 11, 2019 02:51

Sirotan: Oct 17, 2006; Sirotan is a seal.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Here's a great imgur gallery of gifs: https://imgur.com/gallery/UVyFo5U

What in the fukkkkkk

https://i.imgur.com/pNEL7RX.gifv

# ? Feb 11, 2019 03:36

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Sirotan posted:

What in the fukkkkkk

https://i.imgur.com/pNEL7RX.gifv

Hank Thrill.

# ? Feb 11, 2019 03:46

Queen Combat: Dec 29, 2017; Lipstick Apathy

Solice Kirsk posted:

Hank Thrill.

Tank Hill

# ? Feb 11, 2019 04:04

CATTASTIC: Mar 31, 2010; ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Bro Pain

# ? Feb 11, 2019 04:09

belt: May 12, 2001; by Nyc_Tattoo

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

How about this one?
https://i.imgur.com/mBUgr9k.mp4

I've always wondered how close that I've been to death in the past and maybe not realized it.

# ? Feb 11, 2019 04:28

jobson groeth: May 17, 2018; by FactsAreUseless

belt posted:

I've always wondered how close that I've been to death in the past and maybe not realized it.

There has been at least 3 times I've been on the other side of a door to you with a gun aimed at you and let you live. I'm not the only one who has done this.

# ? Feb 11, 2019 04:36

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

OK I am really missing something with that one. What, is she swaying on her feet and bounces off the train? Like if the train weren't there she would have fallen onto the tracks?

what is the :stonk:

here

# ? Feb 11, 2019 04:37

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

She almost fell into the train. Trains are hard and move quickly so it would not have been good.

Hope this helps.

# ? Feb 11, 2019 04:38

belt: May 12, 2001; by Nyc_Tattoo

Data Graham posted:

What, is she swaying on her feet and bounces off the train?

I think bouncing off of the train probably won't be as pretty as you think it might be.

jobson groeth posted:

There has been at least 3 times I've been on the other side of a door to you with a gun aimed at you and let you live. I'm not the only one who has done this.

Geez man, why are you making me suffer?

# ? Feb 11, 2019 04:39

bell jar: Feb 25, 2009

belt posted:

Geez man, why are you making me suffer?

you keep holding up his pants

# ? Feb 11, 2019 05:51

Mountaineer: Aug 29, 2008; Imagine a rod breaking on a robot face - forever

belt posted:

Geez man, why are you making me suffer?

Schadenfreude, obviously.

# ? Feb 11, 2019 06:31

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Memento posted:

This is only the basic one
code:
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Change the "650" to whatever you want for your monitor.

edit: I say "the basic one" because other people have posted things that make the script automatically show controls or automatically unmute MP4s but I don't have any of those.

I got u fam

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areyoucontagious posted:

Is that... is that warhammer 40k?

I'm the Twitter sword hilt.

MizPiz posted:

https://twitter.com/AmburAtkins/status/1094585634906406912?s=19

I feel like this lady could get a gig recording intros for 80s industrial bands.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TH5lSONTo5o

# ? Feb 11, 2019 07:01

Chemmy: Feb 4, 2001

I think you mean https://youtu.be/3aXGJZmOxBM

# ? Feb 11, 2019 07:20

KoRMaK: Jul 31, 2012

Railing Kill posted:

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1733

I read this twice. Please explain wtf it is, and an example of a recorded entity

# ? Feb 11, 2019 07:37

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrMLWS28TEk

# ? Feb 11, 2019 07:47

orange sky: May 7, 2007

Stephen King could probably write a book a month based on SCP articles. It's amazing.

quote:

Crowd is unable to exit the facility. Congregation has since dissolved into the following groups and "factions": players, coaches, and all involved team personnel have presumably barricaded themselves in off-screen player facilities. The infirm and parents accompanied by their children have retreated to the northeast corner of the balcony rise and have elected to wait out playbacks as they occur, marking their territory with a Celtics championship flag draped over Section 320. ██ individuals henceforth referred to as the "Faithkeepers" have proselytized to multiple gatherings that they believe being confined to the TD Garden is a punishment for rampant consumerism of the post-industrial world, and have burned "offerings" of mobile phones, car keys, handbags, and wallets in center court for the past four playbacks. The group comprises Boston churchgoers and [REDACTED]. A notable portion of adults numbering approximately ████ individuals, however, remain diligent in formulating escape plans.

# ? Feb 11, 2019 08:01

Pyroclastic: Jan 4, 2010

KoRMaK posted:

I read this twice. Please explain wtf it is, and an example of a recorded entity

Basically, someone DVR'd and watched a basketball game, and remembered it differing from what everyone else saw. On subsequent playthroughs, things changed more and more, and the people in the recording (players, crowd, etc) were aware of these replays and learned that they were trapped inside the stadium. Sort of like Groundhog Day, except thousands of people at a basketball game. And they exist only inside the recording on the DVR, but they're unaware of that.

# ? Feb 11, 2019 08:53

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

Pyroclastic posted:

Basically, someone DVR'd and watched a basketball game, and remembered it differing from what everyone else saw. On subsequent playthroughs, things changed more and more, and the people in the recording (players, crowd, etc) were aware of these replays and learned that they were trapped inside the stadium. Sort of like Groundhog Day, except thousands of people at a basketball game. And they exist only inside the recording on the DVR, but they're unaware of that.

This would be one a lesser liked episode of Black Mirror, and one that I would enjoy immensely.

# ? Feb 11, 2019 10:09

Somfin: Oct 25, 2010; In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.; Nap Ghost

Pyroclastic posted:

Basically, someone DVR'd and watched a basketball game, and remembered it differing from what everyone else saw. On subsequent playthroughs, things changed more and more, and the people in the recording (players, crowd, etc) were aware of these replays and learned that they were trapped inside the stadium. Sort of like Groundhog Day, except thousands of people at a basketball game. And they exist only inside the recording on the DVR, but they're unaware of that.

The best part is how the recording is now just... not gonna get played again. We're leaving it alone, don't touch it. The folks in it have been trapped in that loop for something like a few months now, they've suffered enough, and poo poo's getting real loving weird. Put it in a box, forget about it, hope we never need it for anything.

All the best SCP's end with deeply human stuff happening.

E: I remember from the dedicated thread, there was a story where a corridor was found to connect an infinite series of parallel universes where other versions of the Foundation also existed. The last recorded experiment involved sending a drone with an extremely long-life battery down the corridor as far as possible, and then seeing what the other universes' drones looked like as they did the same thing. At some point, as is inevitable in those stories, one of them turned out to be made of wet meat and sinew and similar gorey crap. The suggestion in the thread is that the one immediately after that should have had a swiffer duct-taped to it with a hasty note apologising for the mess.

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# ? Feb 11, 2019 11:02

Jedit: Dec 10, 2011; Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

orange sky posted:

Stephen King could probably write a book a month based on SCP articles.

If he wanted to be sued for plagiarism, anyway.

# ? Feb 11, 2019 11:02

DiggityDoink: Dec 9, 2007

MizPiz posted:

https://twitter.com/AmburAtkins/status/1094585634906406912?s=19

This basically happened to me the first time I smoked weed, without the Jesus part. I came home high as hell and hid in the bathroom for like 2 hours because I was way too high to come out and see my parents. My mom was shouting at me through the door about how I had hosed up my life by getting stoned.

# ? Feb 11, 2019 11:14

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

Jedit posted:

If he wanted to be sued for plagiarism, anyway.

Publishing houses are super paranoid about getting sued for plagiarism. Whenever they have a book signing with a mega author they have staff whose sole job is to intercept notes that the general public try to hand them:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2Qraoyqajs

# ? Feb 11, 2019 11:26

KoRMaK: Jul 31, 2012

Pyroclastic posted:

Basically, someone DVR'd and watched a basketball game, and remembered it differing from what everyone else saw. On subsequent playthroughs, things changed more and more, and the people in the recording (players, crowd, etc) were aware of these replays and learned that they were trapped inside the stadium. Sort of like Groundhog Day, except thousands of people at a basketball game. And they exist only inside the recording on the DVR, but they're unaware of that.

Oh, I thought it was like a duplicate of the crowd or something because they said a guy tweeted, and the basketball teams went on to play other games.

# ? Feb 11, 2019 13:59

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

https://i.imgur.com/npBk6qd.mp4

# ? Feb 11, 2019 14:22

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

LifeSunDeath posted:

https://i.imgur.com/npBk6qd.mp4

Score!

# ? Feb 11, 2019 14:41

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Samuringa posted:

Score!

it looked like hella fun the first two passes.

# ? Feb 11, 2019 14:43

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# ? May 28, 2024 01:36

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Takes No Damage posted:

I got u fam

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Don't forget to tell people to remove the [url][/url] tags from the @namespace and @include lines.

# ? Feb 11, 2019 14:49

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