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PetraCore
Jul 20, 2017

👁️🔥👁️👁️👁️BE NOT👄AFRAID👁️👁️👁️🔥👁️

Evil Mastermind posted:

I don't care what anyone says, these two are good comics.
I unironically like The Princess Planet. Yes, it's cheesy, and if you don't like stupid puns you'll hate it, but I enjoy it!

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Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Rhymes with Orange



Pros and Cons



Retail

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
2012 Spiderman









The Amazing Spiderman


Dick Tracy


Locher Tracy


Origins of the Sunday Comics

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Hahaha, this was in my head the moment I saw the original.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Calaveron posted:

It's always been trite and hateful towards anyone who's not in a traditional family with 2.5 kids
Lately it actually has gotten a lot worse still.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Alley Oop



The Amazing Spider-Man


BC


Ben


Fred Basset


Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz


In the Bleachers


Don't you yell "fore" after you hit the ball if you notice it heading in someone's direction? If you saw someone there before you hit it you'd just wait for them to get out of the way, surely?


Judge Parker




Little Oop


Mark Trail


Office Hours


Reply All

Strontium
Aug 28, 2009

Dexter didn't much care for the party.
Intelligent Life


Take It From the Tinkersons


Dark Side of the Horse


Viivi & Wagner

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Surgeon's Tales


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Axel_Oxenstierna

Nancy



Dustin


Mandrake

Kennel fucked around with this message at 09:45 on Feb 11, 2019

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.
In today's Corto Maltese: I, uh... I don't think that's a good way to promote audience participation, Bahiar, or Why Sorrentino's hair gets grey, or You remember Sorrentino, don't you? Back when Vexiana was playing the harp in Venice!



Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



great plan mandrake, get your black friend to go on tv and announce he's interested in the receipt of stolen goods.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Dilbert

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



Tiggum posted:

Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz

Is this an edit? Because google indicates that 1.2 BAC is well into the "this person is loving dead" level.

Kennel posted:

Mandrake

why are you idiots not hammering the gold into a less distinctive shape

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



tiggum's edits are so good and inspector danger is such nonsense that that's a legitimate question. it's real

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



Like .3ish is where it gets into the "life-threatening" range according to some quick googling, 1.2 is much higher than that. That's not the side you use a cane on anyway! :argh:

Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009

Alone, she fights.
There are some records of people in the ~1% BAC range (with some less reliable stories going to like 1.4%) but as a general rule you're liable to die at 0.4%.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Zereth posted:

Is this an edit? Because google indicates that 1.2 BAC is well into the "this person is loving dead" level.

Haha, I didn't even register that. My mind just automatically translated it to .12, which is drunk but not "you are literally dying" drunk.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Alley Oop bringing the jokes hot of the press, with Ronald Reagan and a reference to a 23 year old movie. I guess it fits the time travel theme. Or the stone age theme hahaha

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.

Also why do americans seem to pop a pill for ever little thing? Just something I've noticed in general.

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!

Tiggum posted:

Haha, I didn't even register that. My mind just automatically translated it to .12, which is drunk but not "you are literally dying" drunk.

Also the position of a body after they've fallen from the stairs is meaningless. Bodies tumble, people flail, try to slow their fall, grab onto railings, etc. A body can end up in any position.

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Tiggum posted:

Alley Oop




Sorry.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



His Divine Shadow posted:

Also why do americans seem to pop a pill for ever little thing? Just something I've noticed in general.
there's no point in privatising healthcare if you're not gonna give it a market.

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

Mikl posted:

Also the position of a body after they've fallen from the stairs is meaningless. Bodies tumble, people flail, try to slow their fall, grab onto railings, etc. A body can end up in any position.

It's almost like every single loving Inspector Danger "solution" hinges on extremely circumstantial evidence that would never hold up in court.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Arlo and Janis



Tina's Groove Classic (July 20, 2007)



Arlo and Janis Classic (July 20, 1997)



Garfield Classic (July 20, 1987)

StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

Andy Capp

December 20, 1957







Heathcliff Old and New







Ballard Street



Outbursts of Everett True

Vargo
Dec 27, 2008

'Cuz it's KILLIN' ME!
BCN


Phoebe


Wallace


Jamal


Curtis

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


His Divine Shadow posted:

Also why do americans seem to pop a pill for ever little thing? Just something I've noticed in general.

It's the only form of healthcare we can afford.



:3:

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

FrumpleOrz posted:

Hagar The Horrible


I find it odd that The Son Of Sven's wife would also be called The Son Of Sven. But I wouldn't say a word about it to them, the Svenson of a Svenson wields wicked powers.

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


His Divine Shadow posted:

Also why do americans seem to pop a pill for ever little thing? Just something I've noticed in general.
That's an antacid.

Good Listener
Sep 2, 2006

Ask me about moons
Fact #1 The Moon is really cool
I didn't get your wizard reference comic strip and I refuse to look it up cuz screw you nerd :argh:

Bobulus
Jan 28, 2007

My Lovely Horse posted:

Alley Oop bringing the jokes hot of the press, with Ronald Reagan and a reference to a 23 year old movie. I guess it fits the time travel theme. Or the stone age theme hahaha

Also, with a smear on his forehead and Reagan being near-blind, we're probably seeing the setup of a Gorbachev mistaken identity 'joke'.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

Luxrage posted:

Edit: I'm also really enjoying Geech!
Happy to provide!

Geech


Garf


Zippy


Ripley's

coronatae
Oct 14, 2012

https://twitter.com/TheWileyMiller/status/1094630279086522369?s=20

We fondly say go gently caress yourself...Trump

:trumppop:

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!

Vargo posted:

BCN


Phoebe


Wallace


Jamal


Curtis


Four out of five excellent strips is a nice record, even though it's spoiled by the terrible Curtis.

StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

Mikl posted:

Four out of five excellent strips is a nice record, even though it's spoiled by the terrible Curtis.

I hadn't even looked at Curtis today and what the christ, how is that funny

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎
Footrot Flats (1976)




Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005


this is pretty much what it's like, yes

Yvonmukluk
Oct 10, 2012

Everything is Sinister


Bad Machinery

Transmodiar
Jul 9, 2005

You're a terrible person, Mildred.
Modesty Blaise



Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!

I can appreciate the desire to make sure somebody picked up on your secret gag, but plausible deniability might have been wiser in the long run...

(The version on gocomics is edited now, and the strip has been dropped from at least one paper)

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Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
:negative:

I've been dwelling on this for three days, thinking about it, and I can safely say without a doubt this is the most upsetting, disgusting euphemism you can use for the act of loving

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