KILL SIX BILLION DEMONS: hell yeah, punch that fuckin fish

What is YISUN?
	Mother
	A lie we tell ourselves to have a purpose
	Bliss
	A paradox with no solution
	Father
	A strong female protagonist
	The weakest thing there is and the smallest crawling thing
	Creator
	Everything in this miserable and hellish existence
	A solution with no paradoxes

Xand_Man: Mar 2, 2004; If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous

Aww poo poo she ruined his earring

poo poo's about to get real

# ? Feb 9, 2019 21:03

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# ? May 23, 2024 19:48

Mr. Lobe: Feb 23, 2007; ... Dry bones...

Incubus doesn't seem thrilled about Allison drawing first blood there.

# ? Feb 9, 2019 21:05

Cat Mattress: Jul 14, 2012; by Cyrano4747

Cowcaster posted:

ain't no way that spear is 10 cubits. another huge blunder by abbadon! i hope someone got fired

Those are Throne cubits.

# ? Feb 9, 2019 21:30

Begemot: Oct 14, 2012; The One True Oden

Cowcaster posted:

ain't no way that spear is 10 cubits. another huge blunder by abbadon! i hope someone got fired

Maybe the technique was invented by a very short-armed demiurge :colbert:

(A cubit is the length from your elbow to your middle finger tip)

# ? Feb 9, 2019 21:55

pseudorandom name: May 6, 2007

All y'all are focusing on the length of the spear and ignoring the fact that she cut the cheek of a master of Head of John.

# ? Feb 9, 2019 22:09

DancingShade: Jul 26, 2007; by Fluffdaddy

It's only his dream body so he can always imagine himself a new earring.

I like how dynamic this new page is. I get a nice feeling of motion.

# ? Feb 9, 2019 22:12

Dead Reckoning: Sep 13, 2011

pseudorandom name posted:

All y'all are focusing on the length of the spear and ignoring the fact that she cut the cheek of a master of Head of John.

I think Incubus might still be in the driver's seat here. "You are the master, there is nothing to fear!" feels like a practiced line, and this isn't his first seduction-via-offer-of-power-and-knowledge-in-dreams rodeo.

# ? Feb 9, 2019 22:51

VanSandman: Feb 16, 2011; SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

I love this comic, both the art and the story.

# ? Feb 9, 2019 22:54

Magnus Manfist: Mar 10, 2013

pseudorandom name posted:

All y'all are focusing on the length of the spear and ignoring the fact that she cut the cheek of a master of Head of John.

Incubus does Head of John?

# ? Feb 9, 2019 23:05

pseudorandom name: May 6, 2007

Magnus Manfist posted:

Incubus does Head of John?

http://killsixbilliondemons.tumblr.com/post/182689045235/i-just-noticed-that-in-every-appearance-hes-made

# ? Feb 9, 2019 23:07

Beepity Boop: Nov 21, 2012; yay

Head of John is that one style entirely based around headbutts, right?

# ? Feb 9, 2019 23:11

paranoid randroid: Mar 4, 2007

head of john is the one where you explode yourself to own your final opponent right

# ? Feb 9, 2019 23:12

ChaseSP: Mar 25, 2013

It's the style that has you headbutt things like a furious idiot. They ram three studs into their heads that makes their heads nigh untouchable to any blade or strike while the rest of their body is the usual.

# ? Feb 9, 2019 23:19

wiegieman: Apr 22, 2010; Royalty is a continuous cutting motion

Incubus is a master of a lot of styles. He's really, really good at killing people. He's so good at killing people that Maya abandoned her throne instead of fighting him.

# ? Feb 9, 2019 23:35

ThatBasqueGuy: Feb 14, 2013; someone introduce jojo to lazyb

wiegieman posted:

Incubus is a master of a lot of styles. He's really, really good at killing people. He's so good at killing people that Maya abandoned her throne instead of fighting him.

Or at least that's what Incubus would have you believe.

# ? Feb 10, 2019 00:00

RiotGearEpsilon: Jun 26, 2005; SHAVE ME FROM MY SHELF

wiegieman posted:

He's so good at killing people that Maya abandoned her throne instead of fighting him.

This is probably what Incubus tells himself at night when he's deeply sad about how his power isn't making him happy.

of course he could still kill MY bitch rear end piss easy, so

# ? Feb 10, 2019 00:00

Oxxidation: Jul 22, 2007

wiegieman posted:

Incubus is a master of a lot of styles. He's really, really good at killing people. He's so good at killing people that Maya abandoned her throne instead of fighting him.

maya abandoned her throne because she no longer wanted it, incubus just sat down in her empty chair

# ? Feb 10, 2019 00:01

Bongo Bill: Jan 17, 2012

Incubus would get more respect if he had taken his position by force than if he had just claimed it after Maya abdicated. I think perhaps he regrets not taking his chance to try.

# ? Feb 10, 2019 01:13

OhFunny: Jun 26, 2013; EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC

I wonder how many and for how long others were trying to topple Incubus from it after that.

# ? Feb 10, 2019 01:17

pseudorandom name: May 6, 2007

But in his heart of hears, he knows that if he had tried, Maya would have Cut Him Down.

# ? Feb 10, 2019 01:17

Bongo Bill: Jan 17, 2012

pseudorandom name posted:

But in his heart of hears, he knows that if he had tried, Maya would have Cut Him Down.

His preoccupation with ambition suggests that he's overcorrecting for his prior hesitance. At the time, he didn't think he could take her on; currently, he thinks he could have.

# ? Feb 10, 2019 01:23

wiegieman: Apr 22, 2010; Royalty is a continuous cutting motion

I actually don't think Maya would have won the fight, or rather, would have achieved an outcome worth fighting for. Incubus was probably at the height of his skill when she abdicated, the leanest and meanest he would ever get, and some of the under-comic text talks about how she left in part to let him get bloated and indolent while he rotted on the throne.

# ? Feb 10, 2019 01:51

Tenebrais: Sep 2, 2011

Cowcaster posted:

ain't no way that spear is 10 cubits. another huge blunder by abbadon! i hope someone got fired

As Allison approaches Royalty, a cubit's definition approaches "one tenth of that spear".

# ? Feb 10, 2019 01:53

hey girl you up: May 21, 2001; Forum Nice Guy

Xand_Man posted:

Aww poo poo she ruined his earring

poo poo's about to get real

his glamour is going to give out now that she hosed up one of synergy's hologram generators

# ? Feb 10, 2019 02:09

Shugojin: Sep 6, 2007; THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...

Maya quit demiurging because she realized that through irrelevance, she could just as be alone and miserable but without a ton of people wanting to start poo poo with her

# ? Feb 10, 2019 02:13

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

wiegieman posted:

I actually don't think Maya would have won the fight, or rather, would have achieved an outcome worth fighting for. Incubus was probably at the height of his skill when she abdicated, the leanest and meanest he would ever get, and some of the under-comic text talks about how she left in part to let him get bloated and indolent while he rotted on the throne.

Maya didn't just leave the throne, she left her seventh of the Key of Kings as well. And skills are nice but the Keys count for a lot too.

# ? Feb 10, 2019 02:15

Fish Noise: Jul 25, 2012; IT'S ME, BURROWS!

IT WAS ME ALL ALONG, BURROWS!

Tenebrais posted:

As Allison approaches Royalty, a cubit's definition approaches "one tenth of that spear".

# ? Feb 10, 2019 10:25

Bongo Bill: Jan 17, 2012

You can call it a Ten Cubit Spear even if it's not ten cubits long. That only requires a very small, easily attainable amount of royalty.

# ? Feb 10, 2019 10:33

pseudorandom name: May 6, 2007

It helps if the spear changes length.

# ? Feb 10, 2019 10:38

thatbastardken: Apr 23, 2010; A contract signed by a minor is not binding!

actually ten cubit was the name of the scientist

# ? Feb 10, 2019 10:57

Runa: Feb 13, 2011

Dr Subterfuge posted:

The scars from Mottom glow as she wields a spear like the one she used to kill her tree. Yessss.

E: Actually, all her scars. Slightly less fun as a callback, but I still love it. And her hair turning into a giant flame.

Glowing scars own bones

# ? Feb 10, 2019 11:21

DancingShade: Jul 26, 2007; by Fluffdaddy

I kind of want a glowing 10 liter spear.

Why is it called that? Because that's the approximate amount of blood you lose every time it strikes you.

# ? Feb 10, 2019 12:00

There Bias Two: Jan 13, 2009; I'm not a good person

pseudorandom name posted:

It helps if the spear changes length.

Yeah maybe it's a grower, not a shower

# ? Feb 10, 2019 14:30

Paramemetic: Sep 29, 2003; Area 51. You heard of it, right?; Fallen Rib

Incubus about to demonstrate projection hardcore as he reveals that he is, in fact, afraid of power.

# ? Feb 10, 2019 14:41

White Coke: May 29, 2015

wiegieman posted:

I actually don't think Maya would have won the fight, or rather, would have achieved an outcome worth fighting for. Incubus was probably at the height of his skill when she abdicated, the leanest and meanest he would ever get, and some of the under-comic text talks about how she left in part to let him get bloated and indolent while he rotted on the throne.

Only Solomon-David and Jagganoth have figured out how to get swoler whilst on the throne.

# ? Feb 10, 2019 19:43

Bilirubin: Feb 16, 2014; The sanctioned action is to CHUG

so is Alison joining the big SD punchmans tourney going to be Incubus' idea?

Also totally looking forward to running into the pursuers in the locker room getting warmed up

# ? Feb 10, 2019 22:06

Bilirubin: Feb 16, 2014; The sanctioned action is to CHUG

Oh and BTW Operant the lighting on Alison holding the spear is excellent! One of your best panels IMO

# ? Feb 10, 2019 22:07

habeasdorkus: Nov 3, 2013; Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.

Hold up, who's got some receipts about Incubus being able to take Maya back before he took the key that she passed up? I thought it was known that she had that seat at the table for the taking, and she walked away from it leaving it to the best of the rest (who ended up being Incubus).

E: re: Head of John

Manual of Hands and Feet posted:

�HEAD OF JOHN

An internal style focused on hardening the self. After many years of preparation and training, practitioners ram three metal studs into their skull, piercing the bone and blocking the flow of Atum at precise meridians. The studs extrude from the skull slightly and are said to be uncomfortable in cold weather. Once this ritual is accomplished, there is a healing, fasting, and meditation period of three weeks. After this, the practitioner finds that the skin of their head and neck becomes almost impermeable to harm and able to exert incredible force. It cannot be cut, severed, or scored by any blade, though I have seen many try.

The chief feature of this style is using the head as a blunt weapon. I have seen acolytes shatter bone with their headbutts in practice and an elder monk break a temple wall with the fierce application of his forehead. By practice of meditation they are also said to have accomplished unbelievable feats. It is a common story among the monks that their most senior member had his body destroyed and his head severed while defending the temple many years ago. His head survived for four weeks without a body, and was later sewn back on to the body of a deceased temple guard, which quickly revivified both the body and the head. I could not verify his claims but his neck did have a most spectacular scar. �

habeasdorkus fucked around with this message at 17:59 on Feb 11, 2019

# ? Feb 11, 2019 17:56

girl dick energy: Sep 30, 2009; You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

we've all been potty trained youre not special

# ? Feb 11, 2019 18:24

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# ? May 23, 2024 19:48

Renaissance Robot: Oct 10, 2010; Bite my furry metal ass

habeasdorkus posted:

the practitioner finds that the skin of their head and neck becomes almost impermeable to harm and able to exert incredible force. It cannot be cut, severed, or scored by any blade, though I have seen many try.

The Blade of Want is OP as gently caress.

# ? Feb 11, 2019 19:45