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MonkeyWash
Jan 14, 2005
Donkey Rinse



Nostalgia4Butts posted:

wait wasnt all that weed money going to education

Most of it goes to construction and overhead costs

https://www.cde.state.co.us/communications/marijuana-fact-sheet-marijuana-tax-revenue-for-education-after-july-2018

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Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
here's a story that the people who think jailing people behind on child support will probably love

Florida School Hires 2 Former Combat Veterans to Take Down Active Shooters
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/02/11/...Cp-eWhesJR6DIKI

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:
That is stupid and anyone who thinks it's smart is also stupid.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

How's this for a compromise: Stop enforcing most crimes but low-key merc anybody that racks up 5 DV convictions

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Proud Christian Mom posted:

here's a story that the people who think jailing people behind on child support will probably love

Florida School Hires 2 Former Combat Veterans to Take Down Active Shooters
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/02/11/...Cp-eWhesJR6DIKI

Behind on child support means some sort of payment is being done.

Actively avoiding any payment is different.

Have no idea how that connects to school guards.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

shame on an IGA posted:

How's this for a compromise: Stop enforcing most crimes but low-key merc anybody that racks up 5 DV convictions

What are we supposed to do with no police or military??

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Wasabi the J posted:

What are we supposed to do with no police or military??

You just need judges.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

https://twitter.com/prayerborne/status/1095071282645880832

i wish people knew anything at all about history

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

hobbesmaster posted:

You just need judges.

Till they start going after DUIs

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

LingcodKilla posted:

Have no idea how that connects to school guards.

I think the connection is that they're both bad opinions held by a similar, bad cross-section of the public.

Alternatively, we could pretend that humans reason out every opinion independently of every other opinion from first principles and act mystified when somebody suggests otherwise.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

hobbesmaster posted:

You just need judges.

You rang?

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
twitter news dump:

Russia wants their own internet (Intranet?)
https://twitter.com/ASLuhn/status/1094939473845063681

Ilhan Omar sharing another democrat's story about AIPAC
https://twitter.com/IlhanMN/status/1095084754272243714

Normal Country
https://twitter.com/MonicaHesse/status/1095027134270238721

Phrasing
https://twitter.com/KenJennings/status/1095085433023655936

edit:

So Beto is doing a "rally" across the street from where trump is doing one tonight in I think El Paso and their mayor/council passed this resolution as well

https://twitter.com/GarrettHaake/status/1095042761592434689

Hot Karl Marx fucked around with this message at 23:58 on Feb 11, 2019

BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005




I wish people were willing to pay experts to teach them about history.

Woodchip
Mar 28, 2010
Infrastructure weak, as is the lsd

https://mobile.twitter.com/Suntimes/status/1095068834694946816

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005


That illustration appears to meet the criteria for the editorial cartooning pulitzer and drat well better win

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

hobbesmaster posted:

You just need judges.

Drok it!

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
It's cool to lock up non-payers of child support. I mean the state never messes up right?

yes sure hawaii, I totally owed 40k in child support. for the child I had custody of

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002




:stare:

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

shame on an IGA posted:

That illustration appears to meet the criteria for the editorial cartooning pulitzer and drat well better win

quote:

“This is not a drill,” a voice announced over the PA system. At the same moment, teachers received a text message warning of an active shooter on campus. Fearful students took shelter in classrooms. Many sobbed hysterically, others vomited or fainted, and some sent farewell notes to parents. A later announcement prompted a stampede in the cafeteria, as students fled the building and jumped over fences to escape. Parents flooded 911 with frantic calls.

Later it was revealed, to the fury of parents, teachers, and students, that in fact this was a drill

:thumbsup:

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



Ok someone should go to prison for being that stupid with a "drill" like that.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

ded posted:

It's cool to lock up non-payers of child support. I mean the state never messes up right?

yes sure hawaii, I totally owed 40k in child support. for the child I had custody of

So, you had to pay yourself child support?

I wonder how that would affect your tax return.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

DoktorLoken posted:

Ok someone should go to prison for being that stupid with a "drill" like that.

The official code word shooter announcement at my high school circa y2k was "the vanity fair representative has entered the building"

I still want to know who the hell thought of that one.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

BigDave posted:

So, you had to pay yourself child support?

I wonder how that would affect your tax return.

No. They said I owed her mom. It took a year of them dragging their feet to get it fixed. Men are always in the wrong in the Hawaii system.

Mustang
Jun 18, 2006

“We don’t really know where this goes — and I’m not sure we really care.”
I don't see how anything Omar said was at all a big deal or even remotely anti-Semitic.

Israel isn't our friend, let alone an ally.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/02/10/us/politics/manafort-mueller-russia-inquiry.html



ummm


so...collusion?

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

ded posted:

No. They said I owed her mom. It took a year of them dragging their feet to get it fixed. Men are always in the wrong in the Hawaii system.

Men are usually wrong in all states tbqh

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

Mustang posted:

I don't see how anything Omar said was at all a big deal or even remotely anti-Semitic.

Israel isn't our friend, let alone an ally.

Because she basically said to follow the money and saying that the Jews are rich is an anti-Semitic stereotype that has no place in blah blah blah

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
It's amusing to me that if you don't support the Israeli apartheid state, you're instantly an anti-semite. Absolute binary conclusion to one of the most complicated geopolitical problems.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/CBCAlerts/status/1095123521867530240

boo-loving-hoo

Stravag
Jun 7, 2009

ded posted:

No. They said I owed her mom. It took a year of them dragging their feet to get it fixed. Men are always in the wrong in the hawaii custody system.
Ftfy

My mom used to get off on telling me how my dad was lucky she didnt take him to court to make him pay child support he couldn't afford when she made over six figures and he didnt. Like she was making triple or more what he did. She would also have fun telling me a woman needed to be doing drugs in the courtroom to give the father a chance od winning custody. Breast cancer was the best thing that happened to her. Made her stop acting like such a oval office.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/letsgomathias/s...ingawful.com%2F

Stravag
Jun 7, 2009

We really should bomb texas.

kupachek
Aug 5, 2015

This man’s brain is trembling in the balance between reason and insanity, and as he stalks on with clenched fist and sword in hand, as though he still saw those murderous Russians gunners.

Stravag posted:

We really should bomb texas.

Nah, just give it back to Mexico, things will sort themselves out on it's own.

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race


My sister's out there. It's cold, but spirits seemed high.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Kawasaki Nun posted:

I'm getting the impression there are a lot of people you feel superior to who you are OK with making miserable.

I'm just gonna quote this instead of the angry rant I had planned.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Kawasaki Nun posted:

I'm getting the impression there are a lot of people you feel superior to who you are OK with making miserable.

like an ex-wife and kid?

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


https://twitter.com/christinawilkie/status/1095133562880356352

Wonder what the Democrats caved on? Doesn't matter since I am sure if DJT doesn't get $Texas for the wall he'll have a fit

Stravag
Jun 7, 2009

Im sure whatever it was it wont be enough as soon as coulter calls him a pussy on twitter again

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Kid custody discussion related, my brothers' divorce finalization and custody hearing was today. Waiting to hear back, but his ex barely had representation, and her lawyer managed to gently caress up sending paperwork to the court, by sending it to my brothers' lawyer instead.

His ex is a tremendous loving trainwreck of a person.

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bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

Stravag posted:

Im sure whatever it was it wont be enough as soon as coulter calls him a pussy on twitter again

That'll be the fun part to watch. Mr. Oatmeal-brain could absolutely go through with another shut down if he doesn't get abject surrender and completely servile groveling from Democrats. Just takes one poke at his ego and we're off to the races!

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