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Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006



I imagine reading this is how a stroke must feel like

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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/travis_view/status/1093508501228290048

It's almost as if...:thunk:

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
To declas is too déclassé.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006



Luckovich is Q

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004


Remember, children are being molested and slaughtered by the truckload every single say and the President could end it all with a single decision, but isn't, because ???

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

People finding out the president isn't actually a complete dumbass and was just faking it would be too shocking and would cause a mental health crisis the likes of which the world has never seen.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

zoux posted:



Luckovich is Q

Maybe Dilbert Man is Q.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Antifa Turkeesian posted:

Maybe Dilbert Man is Q.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

MadJackal posted:

Remember, children are being molested and slaughtered by the truckload every single say and the President could end it all with a single decision, but isn't, because ???

It does say a lot about Q people in that they honestly believe this is happening but can’t bear to do anything but share tweets and measure neckties with protractors to stop it.

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

chitoryu12 posted:

It does say a lot about Q people in that they honestly believe this is happening but can’t bear to do anything but share tweets and measure neckties with protractors to stop it.

the deep state is working very hard to stop trump. he is doing all he can

big nipples big life posted:

People finding out the president isn't actually a complete dumbass and was just faking it would be too shocking and would cause a mental health crisis the likes of which the world has never seen.

he supposedly sounds eloquent and educated to people with very little education, i.e. people who have never been around real eloquent and educated people. like, imagine carl sagan or richard feynman incoherently rambling about hamburger& digital catapults and that's what he sound like to these people

GABA ghoul fucked around with this message at 19:40 on Feb 7, 2019

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

I guess if you have a 3rd grade vocabulary then a 4th grade one sounds like an egghead.

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017




*Extreme Scott Adams Voice* "the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing boomers to post on 4chan"

Luigi's Discount Porn Bin
Jul 19, 2000


Oven Wrangler

MadJackal posted:

Remember, children are being molested and slaughtered by the truckload every single say and the President could end it all with a single decision, but isn't, because ???
list of standard Qult justifications for this:

-the cabal-controlled mass media would just spin it away as bullshit, so public trust in the media / the media itself must be destroyed first
-there's not enough evidence for the kangaroo court drumhead military tribunals to convict everyone, so they need more time to sneakily reverse-introduce evidence by making Good Guys confess to things they didn't do
-look civilian, this is a military operation, so quit speculating and leave the big decisions to the people who put three stars in their twitter display names
-wwg1wwga
-MILITARY OPERATION
-wwg1wwwwww west
-jim west
-desperado, rough rider, no you don't want nada

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

MadJackal posted:

Remember, children are being molested and slaughtered by the truckload every single say and the President could end it all with a single decision, but isn't, because ???

Because there would be riots and mass chaos if the public suddenly found out that every Democrat and establishment Republican and CEO and celebrity are child-sacrificing pedophile demons, that's why Q's disciples must proselytize the Word of Q and redeem the nonbelievers before the Truth can be revealed

Astrochicken
Aug 13, 2007

So you better go back to your bars, your temples
Your massage parlors!

MadJackal posted:

Remember, children are being molested and slaughtered by the truckload every single say and the President could end it all with a single decision, but isn't, because ???

The tree of liberty has developed insensible thirsts of late, you see.

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

When you fall, get right back up again.

Antifa Turkeesian posted:

Maybe Dilbert Man is Q.

Meh, I get all my conspiracy theories from the Garfield guy.

KillerQueen
Jul 13, 2010

So forgive me if this is the most obvious thing ever, but couldn't just anybody call themselves Q on 8chan or wherever? Is that then accepted as Q-canon?

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

KillerQueen posted:

So forgive me if this is the most obvious thing ever, but couldn't just anybody call themselves Q on 8chan or wherever? Is that then accepted as Q-canon?

Yes, chan boards aren't designed for security, the only thing standing between you and impersonating someone successfully is being able to guess a password that will produce the same "tripcode" hash. Back on 4chan, the password was successfully guessed several times and there were just random excuses for how new Q posters were totally the real one not a hacker.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

KillerQueen posted:

So forgive me if this is the most obvious thing ever, but couldn't just anybody call themselves Q on 8chan or wherever? Is that then accepted as Q-canon?

Greetings it is I, Q.

Sex Robot
Jan 11, 2011

Nothing amazing happens here.
Everything is ordinary.

zoux posted:

Greetings it is I, Q.

Posting quality checks out.

Corsair Pool Boy
Dec 17, 2004
College Slice

Opferwurst posted:

he supposedly sounds eloquent and educated to people with very little education, i.e. people who have never been around real eloquent and educated people. like, imagine carl sagan or richard feynman incoherently rambling about hamburger& digital catapults and that's what he sound like to these people

I recall a FReeper wishing Mike Rowe were doing Cosmos instead of Degrasse Tyson a while back, they literally don't want to hear from eloquent and educated people (no idea what Rowe's history is but his whole persona is working class blue collar guy).

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Rowe is a chud.

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!

Platystemon posted:

Rowe is a chud.



Work will set you free, indeed.

fallingdownjoe
Mar 16, 2007

Please love me
Rowe's background is opera singing. He's an excellent example of people who think that something that destroys your body and treats you like poo poo is morally valuable just because it's called 'work'.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
I poked around for a couple minutes to find it in text form but then gave up and used the image.

gently caress the blind, am I right?

KillerQueen
Jul 13, 2010

There was a story about this linked either here or in the Right Wing Media thread, but Rowe is basically just a Koch brothers funded union buster.

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

The newest episode of Citations Needed is all about it.

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

fallingdownjoe posted:

Rowe's background is opera singing. He's an excellent example of people who think that something that destroys your body and treats you like poo poo is morally valuable just because it's called 'work'.

No he's not. He's an example of someone who thinks something that destroys other people's bodies and treats them like poo poo is morally valuable because it is 'work'.

fallingdownjoe
Mar 16, 2007

Please love me
Of course, that’s the crux of his mindset

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Feinne posted:

Meh, I get all my conspiracy theories from the Garfield guy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAh9oLs67Cw

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/jaredlholt/status/1094989621354733569

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy
So at least that dude gets that it’s fan fiction and is in on the grift right?

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

lol Jared Holt works for Right Wing Watch, and the Qanonymous is a podcast dedicated to making fun of qanon so I think they get it.

zoux fucked around with this message at 22:10 on Feb 11, 2019

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy

zoux posted:

lol Jared Holt works for Right Wing Watch, and the Qanonymous is a podcast dedicated to making fun of qanon so I think they get it.



ah, well played then. It's hard to tell these days

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Ambitious Spider posted:

ah, well played then. It's hard to tell these days

https://twitter.com/travis_view/status/1095058568280068096

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.
I just remembered this adenochrome poo poo is literally a plot point from Resident Evil- that the Umbrella Corporation has an island where they harvest it from the brains of, iirc, orphaned boys.

Papa Was A Video Toaster
Jan 9, 2011





zoux posted:

lol Jared Holt works for Right Wing Watch, and the Qanonymous is a podcast dedicated to making fun of qanon so I think they get it.



How much for the NASA lies one? I dig it.

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy

Discendo Vox posted:

I just remembered this adenochrome poo poo is literally a plot point from Resident Evil- that the Umbrella Corporation has an island where they harvest it from the brains of, iirc, orphaned boys.

I had to look that up, because I didn't remember it, and turns out it's from the light gun game they removed the lightgun from, so I never played it.



Guess I lose my RE nerd cred.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

Ambitious Spider posted:

I had to look that up, because I didn't remember it, and turns out it's from the light gun game they removed the lightgun from, so I never played it.



Guess I lose my RE nerd cred.

Ironically someone in the RE megathread over in games made the exact same connection at the exact same time, and has posted some stuff from Qanon, including that wonderful mug. I was wrong on the details, it was harvesting a closely related substance from young male orphan spinal cords.

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Telsa Cola
Aug 19, 2011

No... this is all wrong... this whole operation has just gone completely sidewaysface

Where can i get this mug.

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