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Rollersnake: May 9, 2005; Please, please don't let me end up in a threesome with the lunch lady and a gay pirate. That would hit a little too close to home.; Unlockable Ben

Desiree Mudick

Also, found via the Social Security Death Index:

Eduardo Farto
Forrest Poots
Richard Pox
Richard Sucker
Dick Bench
Carmel S. Onion
Bevelry A. Sham Poo
Philip Liplook Bong

# ? Feb 8, 2019 08:53

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# ? May 27, 2024 08:08

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

Rollersnake posted:

Philip Liplook Bong

This is your regular reminder that America's most lethal fighter pilot was named Dick Bong

A name that wouldn't fly now, but back in the 40s flew so well that it shot down 40 Japanese planes

# ? Feb 8, 2019 09:30

rodbeard: Jul 21, 2005

Rollersnake posted:

Desiree Mudick

Also, found via the Social Security Death Index:

Eduardo Farto
Forrest Poots
Richard Pox
Richard Sucker
Dick Bench
Carmel S. Onion
Bevelry A. Sham Poo
Philip Liplook Bong

I searched the index for Richard Butt and got 3000 results. 3000 different dick butts have died since the inception of social security.

# ? Feb 8, 2019 12:01

marshmallow creep: Dec 10, 2008; I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Carmelo Carmelo.

# ? Feb 8, 2019 17:02

Pastry of the Year: Apr 12, 2013

stretch it out-out-out

marshmallow creep posted:

Carmelo Carmelo.

# ? Feb 8, 2019 17:42

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Eduardo Farto is an all-time great. It sounds like a character name from a kid-friendly remake of Idiocracy.

# ? Feb 9, 2019 02:33

Crap Tastic: May 15, 2018

I know someone named Slade Wonder.

# ? Feb 9, 2019 02:35

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

that owns, I wanna be Slade Wonder's friend

# ? Feb 9, 2019 02:38

The MSJ: May 17, 2010

Which Earth has Deathstroke and Wonder Woman's son?

# ? Feb 9, 2019 04:23

Lord Hydronium: Sep 25, 2007; Non, je ne regrette rien

Rollersnake posted:

Also, found via the Social Security Death Index:

# ? Feb 9, 2019 05:09

jojoinnit: Dec 13, 2010; Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Lord Hydronium posted:

I searched out of curiosity and holy hell does America have a lot of Rapers.

# ? Feb 9, 2019 11:47

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

jojoinnit posted:

I searched out of curiosity and holy hell does America have a lot of Rapers.

They're called politicians.

# ? Feb 9, 2019 12:11

Lady Disdain: Jan 14, 2013; are you yet living?

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

They're called politicians.

I thought they were called priests.

# ? Feb 9, 2019 13:45

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

Istari posted:

I thought they were called priests.

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE *floats away on a torrent of armchair liberal giggles*

# ? Feb 9, 2019 13:55

DemonDarkhorse: Nov 5, 2011; It's probably not tobacco. You just need to start wiping front-to-back from now on.

kimily

# ? Feb 9, 2019 17:44

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

The MSJ posted:

Which Earth has Deathstroke and Wonder Woman's son?

Ah yes Diana Wonder and her greatest friends and allies, Clark Super and Bruce Bat

# ? Feb 9, 2019 17:49

RC and Moon Pie: May 5, 2011

Wikipedia led me to Dick Passwater.

# ? Feb 10, 2019 05:45

Slippery: May 16, 2004; Muscles Boxcar

Phy posted:

This is your regular reminder that America's most lethal fighter pilot was named Dick Bong

A name that wouldn't fly now, but back in the 40s flew so well that it shot down 40 Japanese planes

Dick Bong has perhaps the most curious afterlife of any fighter pilot because it seems like he gets name dropped on SA like, monthly. which is a lot for a dude so unconnected with the day to day business of the forums.

# ? Feb 10, 2019 06:22

DemonDarkhorse: Nov 5, 2011; It's probably not tobacco. You just need to start wiping front-to-back from now on.

Slippery posted:

Dick Bong has perhaps the most curious afterlife of any fighter pilot because it seems like he gets name dropped on SA like, monthly. which is a lot for a dude so unconnected with the day to day business of the forums.

come to southeastern wisconsin, home of bong recreational area. i've lived here 37 years, never fails to make me giggle.

lets talk about dumb twin names:
england and egypt- these two also have the same middle name
jaimyriah and jairyeiah
andrea and adrea (not the worst, but each blamed the other for identity theft)
uniquia and umunique

and a rando: inglish

# ? Feb 12, 2019 01:51

Slippery: May 16, 2004; Muscles Boxcar

DemonDarkhorse posted:

come to southeastern wisconsin, home of bong recreational area. i've lived here 37 years, never fails to make me giggle.

Yeah I've driven past there a bunch of times and I always wonder how often that sign must get stolen. I assume it disappears pretty often.

# ? Feb 12, 2019 03:54

sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

DemonDarkhorse posted:

come to southeastern wisconsin, home of bong recreational area. i've lived here 37 years, never fails to make me giggle.

I know it's just somebody's last name, but way out in West NY there's a Camp Gross we used to drive past. It has appeal for the right kind of kid I guess, though they might be disappointed when they roll up and the camp isn't actually slime based

# ? Feb 12, 2019 17:52

Astrofig: Oct 26, 2009

I had a patient yesterday named Murl. Not Merle. Murl.

# ? Feb 12, 2019 18:04

Brute Hole Force: Dec 25, 2005; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Martin Van Buren's VP was Richard Mentor Johnson

# ? Feb 12, 2019 19:14

sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

Astrofig posted:

I had a patient yesterday named Murl. Not Merle. Murl.

Did he look like he belonged in The Dinette Set?

# ? Feb 12, 2019 21:26

DemonDarkhorse: Nov 5, 2011; It's probably not tobacco. You just need to start wiping front-to-back from now on.

Slippery posted:

Yeah I've driven past there a bunch of times and I always wonder how often that sign must get stolen. I assume it disappears pretty often.

not as often as youd think. its kind of revered.

more names!

joandy
holly berry
exploit
glacier
cabeatrice

# ? Feb 13, 2019 01:10

venus de lmao: Apr 30, 2007; Call me "pixeltits"

Vengy.

# ? Feb 13, 2019 01:36

Veni Vidi Ameche!: Nov 2, 2017; by Fluffdaddy

Holly Berry is a good name.

Holly Berry also reminds me of a contractor at a company I worked for. Her name was Jolly. Jolly Wasselman, or Winkleman. Something like that.

# ? Feb 13, 2019 07:39

Tumblr of scotch: Mar 13, 2006; Please, don't be my neighbor.

jojoinnit posted:

I searched out of curiosity and holy hell does America have a lot of Rapers.

Before he died, you couldn't go two miles on an interstate in Indiana without seeing a billboard for Tom Raper RVs.

# ? Feb 14, 2019 08:35

AMISH FRIED PIES: Mar 6, 2009; by Nyc_Tattoo

Tumblr of scotch posted:

Before he died, you couldn't go two miles on an interstate in Indiana without seeing a billboard for Tom Raper RVs.

his advertising penetrated pretty deep into Ohio, considered he was right up on the border

# ? Feb 14, 2019 09:00

StandardToast: Feb 13, 2012

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

Holly Berry is a good name.

Holly Berry also reminds me of a contractor at a company I worked for. Her name was Jolly. Jolly Wasselman, or Winkleman. Something like that.

We've got a cousin Jolly in our family. She's in her 70s. She's super sweet :3

# ? Feb 14, 2019 23:26