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Hauldren Collider
Dec 31, 2012

Dante80 posted:

It is a pretty big tradition. Some examples I just googled.





There was also a CSS Virginia and a CSS Virginia II

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FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Dante80 posted:

This article is gold.


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That’s technically true (cruise ships are kept purposely less stable so their roll is more comfortable). And wedging poo poo under your mattress to avoid getting rolled off is a long standing merchant marine tradition, I’ve done it in... poo poo most of the ships I’ve sailed on.

Also not mentioned, the predecessors to those ships also rolled like motherfuckers, some of them had barrels of water strapped on the upper deck to try and soften their roll.

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

FrozenVent posted:

That’s technically true (cruise ships are kept purposely less stable so their roll is more comfortable). And wedging poo poo under your mattress to avoid getting rolled off is a long standing merchant marine tradition, I’ve done it in... poo poo most of the ships I’ve sailed on.

Also not mentioned, the predecessors to those ships also rolled like motherfuckers, some of them had barrels of water strapped on the upper deck to try and soften their roll.

There are horror stories about corvettes during WWII escorting convoys in the North Atlantic.

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
Maybe the coasties have turned into a bunch of soft nancyboys :thunk:

Also it’s not a military organization in Canada, it’s part of the Department of Fisheries and Oceans.

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

priznat posted:

Maybe the coasties have turned into a bunch of soft nancyboys :thunk:

Also it’s not a military organization in Canada, it’s part of the Department of Fisheries and Oceans.

They’re union.

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

FrozenVent posted:

They’re union.

drat commies :argh:

My uncle was a lighthouse keeper for a while (Trial Island off Victoria) and they used to drop supplies off by helicopter just because I guess (training?) It was pretty cool.

Also despite being very close it was quite the ride over in a zodiac during rough weather. I had a blast but my mom was hanging on for dear life with eyes closed :haw:

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
The CCG abuses the poo poo out of helicopters.

Helicopter some dudes to a beacon so they can paint it. Helicopter goes back to ship. Helicopter goes out and drop out lunch three hours later. Helicopter goes back to ship. Three hours later, helicopter goes pick up workers. Repeat the next day.

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
That’s some solid use of flight time hours, jeez.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Edit: Hm, no China...

Mazz posted:

To circle back around to air power that article mentions the force on board is going to be a mix of US/UK birds. While it’s pretty likely because that’s the only way to really have enough tails at this point I’m curious about the possibility of that being the norm. AFAIK the RN isn’t actually buying enough 35Bs to have two full air wings, so regularly hosting Marine 35Bs to make up the difference kind of makes sense in a way. They get to offload the running costs of the planes onto the US for the most part while still maintaining more functional deployments. I know it’s not that simple but it does have some merit given the UK is probably never going to buy enough 35Bs for both QEs. I mean depending on where reliability and operating costs trend maybe not even 1.

Gives the Marines something to do since they can't fit enough -Bs on their own boats to maintain manning/training/ops/etc.

Godholio fucked around with this message at 03:13 on Feb 12, 2019

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

Jonny Nox posted:

Everyone hold up a second:


:lol: :canada:

Coast guard's $227M ships rock 'like crazy,' making crews seasick, unable to work
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/coast-guard-ships-can-t-handle-rough-seas-1.5009312

This Irving outfit sounds terrible!


Ok thanks for your time, back to China chat.

um hello if we thought of "track" "records" we wouldn't be buying ship designs from lockmart and BAE :smug:

wait

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Godholio posted:

Gives the Marines something to do since they can't fit enough -Bs on their own boats to maintain manning/training/ops/etc.

The Marines don’t even have F-35Cs yet so any sourcing to ships beyond smalldecks is gravy. Most of their F-35Bs are intended to replace ground-based legacy F-18s. Hence replacing F-18s, Harriers, and Prowlers.

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

Zorak of Michigan posted:

In related news, it took me an embarrassingly long time to understand metacentric height when I first encountered the term. I hope the Hero class didn't end up the way they are because they hired some chump with my level of skill and he thought, "Hey, these need to be rough water boats, I will blithely give them the greatest possible metacentric height! For stability!"

Just reading through the posted article, it sounds like some fed bureaucrat nixed them to save money

e:

Zorak of Michigan posted:

Those tools get you answers, but they don't tell you that you're asking the wrong questions. Too much stability can give you a ship with a short, fast, potentially even whipping roll motion. It's very stable, if you're only looking for stability, because it rights itself very quickly when it starts to tip. You have to stop and think about how that motion will impact the crew.

This is still old hat for professional naval architects, of course. Ranges of optimal metacentric heights have been out there for decades. Unless they really did have an amateur design the Heroes, someone made a decision to give them their current characteristics.

Longtime followers of procurement will nod sagely:

It sounds like there was a basic design, which the fed gave tons of notes for, and all the changes increased the weight to the point the naval architects were all "it weighs too much" and then the feds were like "well delete some poo poo that we didn't want put on, oh, stabilizers, they can go"

e2: Light googling shows they were a Danish design that worked quite well until the fed got ahold of it

Nebakenezzer fucked around with this message at 03:43 on Feb 12, 2019

AlexanderCA
Jul 21, 2010

by Cyrano4747

Nebakenezzer posted:


e2: Light googling shows they were a Danish design that worked quite well until the fed got ahold of it

:geert:

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

I love it.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Now I am become Borb,
the Destroyer of Seeb
I'm sure I'm late to this party, but I read an article on CNN about us going into "Chinese" waters with some Naval General saying, "We will encroach upon whoever the gently caress we want according to international treaties, which we also will ignore if it suits us."

Is being that blunt normal?

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shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Dante80 posted:

It is a pretty big tradition. Some examples I just googled.





lmao good to see procurement was just as hosed 200 years ago.


USS Virginia (1825) posted:

USS Virginia was one of nine 74-gun warships authorized by the United States Congress on 29 April 1816. It was laid down at the Boston Navy Yard, in May 1822, was finished about May 1825, and was kept on the stocks. Naval policy and the expense involved discouraged launching or commissioning the 74s except when the national interest clearly required it. Virginia remained on the stocks at Boston until it was broken up there starting in 1874.

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
China wants to declare a 200 chunk of ocean next to other nations as China's exclusive territory. The US insists that they can't do that just because they put buildings on man-made islands. So we're doing freedom of navigation trips thru waters the UN recognizes as international waters.

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Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.
Grimey Drawer

shame on an IGA posted:

lmao good to see procurement was just as hosed 200 years ago.

I wonder what the longest time a ship spent in drydock under "construction". I'd say surely that Virginia has to be the upper limit, but history has a habit of always managing to be worse than I expect.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Now I am become Borb,
the Destroyer of Seeb

RandomPauI posted:

China wants to declare a 200 chunk of ocean next to other nations as China's exclusive territory. The US insists that they can't do that just because they put buildings on man-made islands. So we're doing freedom of navigation trips thru waters the UN recognizes as international waters.

I was just amazed at the weird bizarro speak of the admiral or whoever.

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



Captain Log posted:

I'm sure I'm late to this party, but I read an article on CNN about us going into "Chinese" waters with some Naval General saying, "We will encroach upon whoever the gently caress we want according to international treaties, which we also will ignore if it suits us."

Is being that blunt normal?

Got a link to the article?

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Now I am become Borb,
the Destroyer of Seeb

Shooting Blanks posted:

Got a link to the article?

Here you go!

https://www-m.cnn.com/2019/02/10/politics/us-ships-south-china-sea/index.html?r=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.cnn.com%2F

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

shame on an IGA posted:

lmao good to see procurement was just as hosed 200 years ago.

Unsurprisingly, it was mostly because Congress was deeply involved.

Rob Rockley
Feb 23, 2009



shame on an IGA posted:

lmao good to see procurement was just as hosed 200 years ago.

To be fair, there is probably a logical explanation for not launching all the ships of the line they authorized building. Wooden ships are hideously expensive to maintain and wear out insanely quickly (many often they had a lifetime of a decade or so), and the Navy had plenty of ships to meet the needs of anything in that time period. By the time the civil war rolled around this kind of ship became obsolete quickly and wasn't necessary for the goal of blockading the Confederates. But between the 1820s and the 1850s or so it's nice to have a few extra large warships in Uncle Sam's back pocket that could be put to sea in a couple months if the need arose, without wasting huge amounts of money and manpower maintaining in peacetime rotting in a harbor.

Gnoman
Feb 12, 2014

Come, all you fair and tender maids
Who flourish in your pri-ime
Beware, take care, keep your garden fair
Let Gnoman steal your thy-y-me
Le-et Gnoman steal your thyme




The policy in question was Congress's attempt to simultaneously address the "As a coastal nation reliant on seaborne commerce, we really need a battle fleet" and "Battle fleets are expensive, and we don't want to spend any money on one if we can avoid it". This, of course, was policy after fighting two wars that a strong navy would probably have prevented in the first place.

It was an incredibly stupid policy, and is not defensible.

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


Carth Dookie posted:

Where have you been reading about this? I'm curious about the details of the Collins class replacement. I thought we had agreed to have a French design built here, but I thought it was inherently a diesel electric, I didn't realise we were building a converted nuke sub.

I just did some amateur cursory googling / wikisurfing. Maybe check the sources given here as a starting point:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_Barracuda-class_submarine#Shortfin_Barracuda_conventional_variant

Pontius Pilate
Jul 25, 2006

Crucify, Whale, Crucify

Gnoman posted:

The policy in question was Congress's attempt to simultaneously address the "As a coastal nation reliant on seaborne commerce, we really need a battle fleet" and "Battle fleets are expensive, and we don't want to spend any money on one if we can avoid it". This, of course, was policy after fighting two wars that a strong navy would probably have prevented in the first place.

It was an incredibly stupid policy, and is not defensible.

1812 is the obvious one but what’s the second war you mean?

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

Pontius Pilate posted:

1812 is the obvious one but what’s the second war you mean?

Barbary Wars?

Gnoman
Feb 12, 2014

Come, all you fair and tender maids
Who flourish in your pri-ime
Beware, take care, keep your garden fair
Let Gnoman steal your thy-y-me
Le-et Gnoman steal your thyme




The Quasi-War with France. This two-year naval conflict was fought entirely because the new US had pathetic naval forces that were far, far too weak to protect American commerce.

Pontius Pilate
Jul 25, 2006

Crucify, Whale, Crucify

BIG HEADLINE posted:

Barbary Wars?

Duh, that’s probably the other one. It’s late and I’m not exactly sober, forgive me. Please continue to not talk about China.

e: ^^ sure, yup, makes even more sense

Deptfordx
Dec 23, 2013

Tetraptous posted:


I think the plan is that only one QE-class carrier would actually be deployed at a time, with the other held back for training and refit.

That's pretty much how it works for all carriers. They require an enormous amount of training, maintenance and working up. You can generally write of 50% of their availability for those sorts of things at a minimum.

This short Rand study has some numbers and greater detail.

https://www.rand.org/pubs/research_briefs/RB9316/index1.html

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


priznat posted:

Also it’s not a military organization in Canada, it’s part of the Department of Fisheries and Oceans.

"Excuse me, what is--[PA squelch, 20mm cannon charging] WHAT IS THE SEX OF THAT CRAB?"

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

quote:

The operation was carried out "to challenge excessive maritime claims and preserve access to the waterways as governed by international law," Cmdr. Clay Doss, a spokesman for the US Navy's 7th Fleet, told CNN.
"All operations are designed in accordance with international law and demonstrate that the United States will fly, sail and operate wherever international law allows," Doss said, adding "that is true in the South China Sea as in other places around the globe."

That's bizarro speak?

EvilMerlin
Apr 10, 2018

Meh.

Give it a try...

Gnoman posted:

The Quasi-War with France. This two-year naval conflict was fought entirely because the new US had pathetic naval forces that were far, far too weak to protect American commerce.

And yet did rather well for themselves overall against the French...

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

Potato Salad posted:

"Excuse me, what is--[PA squelch, 20mm cannon charging] WHAT IS THE SEX OF THAT CRAB?"

Harpoon ASMs for whale watching boats that got too close to an Orca..

vulturesrow
Sep 25, 2011

Always gotta pay it forward.

Phanatic posted:

That's bizarro speak?

No? That's a pretty accurate statement of the US policy on why we are conducting freedom of navigation ops in the South China Sea.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

vulturesrow posted:

No? That's a pretty accurate statement of the US policy on why we are conducting freedom of navigation ops in the South China Sea.

The US isn't a party to the UNCLOS so its kinda ironic.

Or its a weird reference to this cold war incident where the US and USSR found out that their official translations actually said subtly different things about freedom of navigation. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1988_Black_Sea_bumping_incident

quote:

At the time, the Soviet Union recognized the right of innocent passage for warships in its territorial waters solely in designated sea lanes.[2] The United States believed that there was no legal basis for a coastal nation to limit warship transits to sea lanes only.[3] Subsequently, the U.S. Department of State found that the Russian-language text of the United Nations Convention on the Law of the Sea, Article 22, paragraph 1 allowed the coastal state to regulate the right of innocent passage whenever necessary, while the English-language text did not.[1] Following the incident, the Soviet Union expressed a commitment to resolve the issue of innocent passage in Soviet territorial waters.[1]

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
UNCLOS was a mistake.

Not in the matter of the South China Sea. Just, in general.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

vulturesrow posted:

No? That's a pretty accurate statement of the US policy on why we are conducting freedom of navigation ops in the South China Sea.

That's my point. I didn't see anything in that article that's "bizarro speak" or weird in any way.

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



Platystemon posted:

UNCLOS was a mistake.

Not in the matter of the South China Sea. Just, in general.

The general concept of UNCLOS was a mistake, or the specific details within? I'm genuinely curious.

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FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Potato Salad posted:

"Excuse me, what is--[PA squelch, 20mm cannon charging] WHAT IS THE SEX OF THAT CRAB?"

“THIS IS A FISHERIES PROTECTION VESSEL OF THE DEPARTMENT OF FISHERIES AND OCEANS, HEAVE TO AND PREPARE TO BE BOARDED” (Repeat in French if in Central or Atlantic regions)

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