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Luckyellow
Sep 25, 2007

Pillbug
Who even brushes their teeth after lunch?? What a madman!

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taco season
Oct 10, 2014

College Slice
He's obviously experiencing a renewed sense of purpose in life. As a result he's appreciating small details and taking care of himself to a much higher standard than usual.

I really enjoyed the pay-off of all that food preparation. I hope he is equally serious about murder.

say no to bats
Aug 15, 2001
Rumblee tumblee, climin' a hunny tree

Luckyellow posted:

Who even brushes their teeth after lunch?? What a madman!

Might be more common if people weren't generally at work/school for lunch 250 days a year? IDK.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Luckyellow posted:

Who even brushes their teeth??

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

i brushed my teeth after each meal before i had an office job. anyone who brushes in a public bathroom is a dangerous lunatic, so i've let go to maintain my social standing.

Mr. Steak
May 9, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Johnny-on-the-Spot
Apr 17, 2015

That feeling when he opens
the door for you
I vote strangulation, as I imagine it's the most difficult.

Gwyneth Palpate
Jun 7, 2010

Do you want your breadcrumbs highlighted?

~SMcD

I plan all my crimes by first searching Google for how to commit them.

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."

Gwyneth Palpate posted:

I plan all my crimes by first searching Google for how to commit them.

Gotta leave a solid trail of evidence, how else is the NEET going to become famous?!

lofi
Apr 2, 2018




lofi fucked around with this message at 18:31 on Feb 11, 2019

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Welp, he is now being monitored by the police, so he fukced up already.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

the top three techniques, from our write in murderer survey

Pope Guilty
Nov 6, 2006

The human animal is a beautiful and terrible creature, capable of limitless compassion and unfathomable cruelty.
Suddenly, Orlando Jones knocks at the door.

Mr. Steak
May 9, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

At least he has a bit of self awareness.

Vinny Possum
Sep 21, 2015

THUNDERDOME LOSER
He's only gonna prey on women, children, and the elderly, great.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
Gotta make sure you're using the most popular murder method, wouldn't want to seem like some kind of weirdo

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

I'm mostly expecting him to logic his way into not doing anything because any murder is too much work

Devils Affricate posted:

Gotta make sure you're using the most popular murder method, wouldn't want to seem like some kind of weirdo

japanese culture in a nutshell

Negostrike
Aug 15, 2015


He's a NEET and he's Japanese. Why can't he use a katana?

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
maybe he's going to start killing other NEETs

taco season
Oct 10, 2014

College Slice
Both stabbing and strangulation require such precision and finesse.. I'm surprised he ruled out beating so fast personally

Zoe
Jan 19, 2007
Hair Elf
That bottom right panel is great. Asian Bill Clinton gives no fucks.

Shadow0
Jun 16, 2008


If to live in this style is to be eccentric, it must be confessed that there is something good in eccentricity.

Grimey Drawer

BattleMaster posted:

I'm mostly expecting him to logic his way into not doing anything because any murder is too much work


japanese culture in a nutshell

I'm mostly expecting him to logic his way into starting to go to the gym so he perform murders, getting a job to afford murder tools etc. He's already begun to appreciate life and think about the lives of others.

I'm pretty sure we accidentally put him on the path to living a fulfilling life, and the other path was the one where he snaps and kills everyone.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



I'm sad God isn't talking poo poo on him constantly anymore.

Zoe
Jan 19, 2007
Hair Elf

Shadow0 posted:

I'm mostly expecting him to logic his way into starting to go to the gym so he perform murders, getting a job to afford murder tools etc. He's already begun to appreciate life and think about the lives of others.

I'm pretty sure we accidentally put him on the path to living a fulfilling life, and the other path was the one where he snaps and kills everyone.

This is perfect, I hope it actually turns out to be the case.

We may be waiting a very, very long time to find out though...

SirShakes
Jul 13, 2012

ISSAPEEPO
I really hope he finds more reasons to eat and we watch as he slowly becomes morbidly obese.

McGiggins
Apr 4, 2014

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy
Op what happened to our narrator does he come back?

Mr. Steak
May 9, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

McGiggins posted:

Op what happened to our narrator does he come back?

sorry, he’s gone forever. except once in a blue moon

honestly though, if he was still around in this path his opinions would probably amount to “stop trying to do murders, idiot” over and over.

he’s around for a little bit of “part-timer” but sort of fades away there too.

edit: great, now that i bumped this, i feel obligated to update. who needs sleep anyway, right?

Mr. Steak fucked around with this message at 11:04 on Feb 13, 2019

Mr. Steak
May 9, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


yes i got out of bed just to make this. alright, duty complete :tootzzz:

wow this non-transparent smiley is crap but it's too appropriate

Mr. Steak fucked around with this message at 04:22 on Feb 21, 2019

lofi
Apr 2, 2018




'That line that indiscriminate murderers always say' :allears:

At least our NEET seems to be A+ at researching if he knows that. Hey, if he's training to be a murderer, doesn't that mean he's not a NEET anymore?

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender
"But if the essence of murder is such intricate planning and focus on another person, to an intimate level...boy I'm hungry again."
<making toast somehow stretched to 10 panels>

Mr. Steak
May 9, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

lofi posted:

doesn't that mean he's not a NEET anymore?

indeed. it wasn’t a joke when i said we were starting “daily life of a certain criminal”

the jpn website displays the name of the comic at the top of each page, and it changes depending on what tohru is.

(yes it can change absent of any choice you make)

Defenistrator
Mar 27, 2007
Ask me about my burritos
Any updates from Japan?

lofi
Apr 2, 2018




He stopped being a NEET, that's it. End of comic. All done.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
what a ride this thread was, eating food, squishing a bug, eating more food

Mr. Steak
May 9, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
ive been struggling with stuff. i'll try to update tonight. thanks for being patient :)

edit: the rest of the page is exactly 7 panels so to make up for week's delay I'll do that. prob done within the hour.

Mr. Steak fucked around with this message at 02:52 on Feb 21, 2019

Mr. Steak
May 9, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


I also fixed a misread word and missed text in the previous panel :sparkles:

pnumoman
Sep 26, 2008

I never get the last word, and it makes me very sad.
Oh boy, our master criminal is going outside. Is the world ready for him?

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

onsetOutsider posted:



I also fixed a misread word and missed text in the previous panel :sparkles:

lol this guy

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Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Hard to believe he's going to leave the house, character progression in this comic is strong.

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