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Shortbread occupies and interesting niche, in that good shortbread is god tier, but bad shortbread are some of the worst cookies ever.
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The only flavor in those cookies is sugar and they aren’t even cohesive or chewy in any way. They’re not even crispy, either. Just, like, sugar pressed into that shape loosely. They suck poo poo and are for window-lickers that stopped growing mentally (and gustationally) at four years old and just want candy. Eat poo poo and di(abetes)e
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Feb 12, 2019 02:10
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Slippery posted:maybe for a God who has banned all semblance of taste and likes dry, boring cookies that are reminiscent of an emotion that you can really only say in French but means boredom so deep and existential that you die just watching people experience it Not to be rude or make fun, but do you smoke heavily or eat lots of fast food? It's pretty common for people with ruined taste buds to always think subtle flavors like pecan sandies, La Croix, or macarons, are flavorless. Or have trouble distinguishing wines. Like, when you bite into regular American white bread like McDonald's or Burger King buns, or wonder bread, or Subway bread, does it taste "normal" to you, or horrifyingly, gag-inducingly sweet? Can you taste the vomit flavor in Hershey's chocolate?
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Feb 12, 2019 02:22
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Feb 12, 2019 02:24
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Snowy posted:Just lol if you don’t have Enrique warm up your masturbatorium before you get home Enrique is my masturbatorium 
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Feb 12, 2019 02:27
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I'm a wrong
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Feb 12, 2019 02:31
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Shortbread occupies and interesting niche, in that good shortbread is god tier, but bad shortbread are some of the worst cookies ever. Yeah and if you have bad shortbread it can turn you off it for a long-rear end time. Same with marshmallow cookies, New Zealand has the bizarrely best marshmallow cookies in the entire world bar none but their actual marshmallows are dreadful
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Feb 12, 2019 02:38
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Watch "Kidnapped in Plain Sight" on Netflix because this is intense.
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Feb 12, 2019 02:43
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Not to be rude or make fun, but do you smoke heavily or eat lots of fast food? I was primed to attempt some sort of masterstroke burn here but hell, that's really interesting! I don't smoke or eat fast food but, my sense of taste is all messed up for some reason (born that way). I can't really taste much (i.e. can maybe tell white from red wine on a good day)...so what you're saying makes a lot of sense in this context, so thanks!
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Feb 12, 2019 02:51
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Not to be rude or make fun, but do you smoke heavily or eat lots of fast food? ALSO, we can all clearly see that the emperor is wearing clothes
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Feb 12, 2019 03:11
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https://twitter.com/berdyaboi/status/1062474651614482433
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Feb 12, 2019 03:25
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lol My poor phone speakers
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Feb 12, 2019 03:30
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiE3aVQGf8o
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Feb 12, 2019 03:32
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Not to be rude or make fun, but do you smoke heavily or eat lots of fast food? Hell yeah I smoke heavily. Smoke your dads dick lol faced.
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Feb 12, 2019 03:36
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freeedr posted:The only flavor in those cookies is sugar and they aren’t even cohesive or chewy in any way. They’re not even crispy, either. Just, like, sugar pressed into that shape loosely. They suck poo poo and are for window-lickers that stopped growing mentally (and gustationally) at four years old and just want candy. Eat poo poo and di(abetes)e Imagine being this stupid
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mysterious frankie posted:Hell yeah I smoke heavily. Smoke your dads dick lol faced. GODDAMMIT MOM GET OFF THE INTERNET
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Feb 12, 2019 03:38
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Not to be rude or make fun, but do you smoke heavily or eat lots of fast food? Positive note, you can recover from wrecked taste buds! Less positive note, it takes a couple weeks of eating deeply bland food. Positive note redux, once you go through the process you'll come out the other side able to appreciate all sorts of stuff!
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Feb 12, 2019 03:45
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Someone put a picture of that guy that abandoned his friend when that art co-op burned dish. I think his name was mule or something
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Feb 12, 2019 03:53
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Who What Now posted:Imagine being this stupid But he/she's 100% right. If you want to replicate that flavor at home, mix a spoonful of sugar with a spoonful of four, and then just hock the biggest loogie you can into it, stir it around a bit, and you'll get something with the exact flavor and texture as those poo poo-tier 'cookies.'
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Feb 12, 2019 04:39
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Somfin posted:Positive note, you can recover from wrecked taste buds! Is this like the thing where if you stay in an anechoic chamber for too long your ears get so starved for input that you start to hear your own heartbeat and it can drive you mental
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Feb 12, 2019 04:45
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DrBouvenstein posted:But he/she's 100% right. Angry about cookies and Transformers
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Feb 12, 2019 04:46
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Phy posted:Is this like the thing where if you stay in an anechoic chamber for too long your ears get so starved for input that you start to hear your own heartbeat and it can drive you mental More like you eat mashed potatoes for two weeks and come out of it able to appreciate all foods
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Feb 12, 2019 04:55
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the first time i got on anti-depressants there was a moment when all food started tasting delicious, like rice crackers and hummus were bringing me to tears they tasted so good. not saying that if things taste bland you have depression, but you have depression. 
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Feb 12, 2019 05:04
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I was a 1.5 pack a day smoker from 15-33 and ate garbage until I was 28 when I cut out sugar and junk food and it is wild to me how much more I can taste now. Like when wine says "notes of cherry and so-and-so" I can taste it. And Europeans were absolutely right. American white bread is GHASTLY with how sweet it is. McDonald's buns taste like old lady ribbon candy. And about 5 years ago I first tasted the vomit flavor in Hershey's chocolate and it was appalling. Anyways, I got moon moon (he has depression).
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Feb 12, 2019 05:10
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Anyways, I got moon moon (he has depression). We all love and support moon moon as he goes through this troubled time Pls take ur meds an drink water moon moon
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Feb 12, 2019 05:17
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Screaming Idiot posted:Angry about cookies and Transformers Put that on my gravestone.
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Feb 12, 2019 05:18
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Powered Descent posted:Everyone agreed that the evening we'd spent the week before, ineptly painting all the miniatures, had been more fun than the actual game was. I hate painting, but with Warhammer 40K, playing the newest iteration of the rules is the worst experience.
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Feb 12, 2019 07:35
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thatbastardken posted:the first time i got on anti-depressants there was a moment when all food started tasting delicious, like rice crackers and hummus were bringing me to tears they tasted so good. There's actually zero difference between depression and depression. You imbecile. You loving moron.
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Paladinus posted:There's actually zero difference between depression and depression. You imbecile. You loving moron. OK, that’s just great. 
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Feb 12, 2019 09:54
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Paladinus posted:There's actually zero difference between depression and depression. You imbecile. You loving moron. this kind of ill treatment is why i have depression
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Feb 12, 2019 10:04
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https://twitter.com/shotuptheschooI/status/1094030387314151424?s=20
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Feb 12, 2019 11:11
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DrBouvenstein posted:But he/she's 100% right. Yeah, lemme just mix sugar with a numerical concept real quick
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Feb 12, 2019 11:43
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Taste is also heavily linked to smell, so maybe you have sinus issues.
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Feb 12, 2019 13:55
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Thanks! I hate it.
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Feb 12, 2019 14:23
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Man, @shotuptheschool, that's far 2edgy5me and a little disturbing as well
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Feb 12, 2019 14:40
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Sorry, a couple of pages late 
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Feb 12, 2019 15:40
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:And about 5 years ago I first tasted the vomit flavor in Hershey's chocolate and it was appalling. Hershey did nothing wrong
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Decrepus posted:Hershey did nothing wrong Actually Hershey very clearly and identifiably did something wrong. They used sour milk rather than fresh milk in ye olden days, and now they artificially add butyric acid to simulate the taste of sour milk in their products. Most other American manufacturers followed suit, giving American chocolate that distinctive vomit taste. They also use more sugar and less cocoa, because why the hell not, already tastes like poo poo. 
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