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Pirate Radar posted:nope it’s for a pair of linked IoT bracelets you and your partner get so you can let each other know when you want to gently caress, it’s on Kickstarter right now lol this is so loving stupid on so many levels
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Pirate Radar posted:nope it’s for a pair of linked IoT bracelets you and your partner get so you can let each other know when you want to gently caress, it’s on Kickstarter right now Katie Morgan did a naked special on HBO where she told me it was 4pm for both men and women and I believe her because she was naked.
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isn't celery relatively easy to grow also even if you don't want to grow it isn't it extremely cheap also doesn't it make you blast huge ropes someone confirm/deny the benefits of celery juice
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Feb 12, 2019 13:21
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join the huge ropes challenge
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necroid posted:lol this is so loving stupid on so many levels I feel that if you're not comfortable enough with your parter to ask if they're down to bang, You're not going to be comfortable enough to ask them to wear a "do you want to bang" bracelet.
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galagazombie posted:I feel that if you're not comfortable enough with your parter to ask if they're down to bang, You're not going to be comfortable enough to ask them to wear a "do you want to bang" bracelet. If I had one with my partner, I'd just keep it on "bone time" all the time.
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Feb 12, 2019 13:45
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Feb 12, 2019 14:32
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 "Your desire will be stored for a set time period" is a crazy dystopian hell statement.
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Feb 12, 2019 15:15
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noted historian john hodgman teaches us that johns hopkins was a single body housing the souls of three triplets, each of whom was named john
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Failed Imagineer posted:It's Johns Hopkins', the dude's name was Johns! Ruth's Chris' Johns' Hopkins' Childrens' Steakhouse
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Enfys posted:
Anonymously tap your button, which you previously placed on your side of the bed, which is assigned to you in the app. Your wife will never know who did it!!!
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Feb 12, 2019 15:51
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 It's a loving button that connects to a web server. Patent pending!!! Although if you really wanted to make this techie hellscum you'd involve blockchain in the "consensus algorithm" somehow
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As if a couple's sex life were expressible in binary horny/not terms, or that the only valuable part of sexual relationships is whether your partner is DTF, or that it would make your partner feel so wonderful if you ignore them physically unless you're 100% pre-approved to bang. Jesus Christ.
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Imagined posted:As if a couple's sex life were expressible in binary horny/not terms, or that the only valuable part of sexual relationships is whether your partner is DTF, or that it would make your partner feel so wonderful if you ignore them physically unless you're 100% pre-approved to bang. Jesus Christ. Uh it's not binary, it's clearly a single-dimensional gradient:  These are the only options for how you may feel, human
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Feb 12, 2019 16:03
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PREPARE TO BE ENCOURAGED / STIMULATED, PARTNER
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Ive always wanted to get married to the sex robot from new vegas
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StashAugustine posted:Ive always wanted to get married to the sex robot from new vegas What women think men want:  What men really want: 
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Pirate Radar posted:nope it’s for a pair of linked IoT bracelets you and your partner get so you can let each other know when you want to gently caress, it’s on Kickstarter right now Lmfao
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They're not even bracelets, they're big clunky buttons you put on your bedside table.
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SniperWoreConverse posted:isn't celery relatively easy to grow It's also like 99% water. Source: my refrigerator was too cold and turned celery into mostly ice.
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My partner needs an "anonymous" button to feel safe expressing an interest in having sex with me. Still trying to negotiate how long to set the consensus period to, but it's really hard when we can only communicate via secret button clicks.
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Iron Crowned posted:It's also like 99% water. Source: my refrigerator was too cold and turned celery into mostly ice. your fridge can turn you into mostly ice if its set low enough
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Iron Crowned posted:It's also like 99% water. Source: my refrigerator was too cold and turned celery into mostly ice. The only reason to eat celery is for all the fibre, and if you're not actually getting the fibre, you're basically consuming grass flavoured water for no reason whatsoever. Just eat some celery. Or not, because celery is gross and there are much tastier vegetables that aren't a punishment to eat.
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Just put the celery straight into your rear end
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Someone saw the nut button smash meme and had to make it real
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Enfys posted:The only reason to eat celery is for all the fibre, and if you're not actually getting the fibre, you're basically consuming grass flavoured water for no reason whatsoever. Celery is only good as part of a better meal
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Enfys posted:The only reason to eat celery is for all the fibre, and if you're not actually getting the fibre, you're basically consuming grass flavoured water for no reason whatsoever. 
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I ate a stick of celery once and it's... just fine? It tastes like celery. Nice crunch.
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https://twitter.com/cszabla/status/1095051517474807808
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e: ^ you could probably convert that to a guillotine. keep the name. celery is good, actually celery salt and celery seed are also good
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Jerry Cotton posted:I ate a stick of celery once and it's... just fine? It tastes like celery. Nice crunch. The crunch is the worst part
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Can't wait to butt dial my sex button.
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Jerry Cotton posted:I ate a stick of celery once and it's... just fine? It tastes like celery. Nice crunch. Celery, like cilantro, is one of those foods where you can have a genetic predisposition to it tasting awful, so a chunk of the population thinks it tastes like poison.
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Shame Boy posted:They're not even bracelets, they're big clunky buttons you put on your bedside table. Something like that already exists, it's called a Horga'hn 
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Iron Crowned posted:The crunch is the worst part No I didn't mean the crunch going in I meant the crunch coming out 
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we are collectively on the cusp of a golden age for teen vandalism. i can’t wait for drunken high schoolers to wreck ten thousand dollar water fountains
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Doctor_Fruitbat posted:Can't wait to butt dial my sex button. haha yeah imagine being so broken that you need a fuckbutton to even consider initiating sex with your partner, now imagine explaining to your equally broken partner that you didn't really want to press the fuckbutton and that it was only a mistake
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Shame Boy posted:Celery, like cilantro, is one of those foods where you can have a genetic predisposition to it tasting awful, so a chunk of the population thinks it tastes like poison. Cilantro tastes the same to everyone. Some people just like the taste of soap.
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Shame Boy posted:Celery, like cilantro, is one of those foods where you can have a genetic predisposition to it tasting awful, so a chunk of the population thinks it tastes like poison. i can't stand eating celery as like a main ingredient, but cooking it up in a aromatic base w/ some carrots and onion is real good
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