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oh no! the curse has turned this castle into an n64 game!!!
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Found the hot new BR https://thehardtimes.net/harddrive/blizzard-gives-employees-box-with-8-3-chance-of-containing-pink-slip/
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Feb 13, 2019 04:58
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Think I'm gonna try to give Hollow Knight one more chance like #4 now
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Feb 13, 2019 05:15
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I'm glad Apex Legends is doing better than Fortnite, if only because it means there will be less Fortnite oozing into my life.
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Feb 13, 2019 06:31
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corn in the bible posted:oh no! the curse has turned this castle into an n64 game!!! N64 games don't have textures that detailed.
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Feb 13, 2019 06:37
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The original lara models for Tomb Raider: Shadow of The are fantastically jarring and somehow look too nice in 4k
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Feb 13, 2019 06:48
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I didn't pay 18 bucks for a single skin but I did buy 10 loot boxes from which I got 4 or 5 good skins because I wanted to support Respawn for doing a super good job Now all of you can tell me how much of a slave to capitalism I am or w/e but I know y'all spend money on equally useless/pointless poo poo 
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Feb 13, 2019 06:51
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don't buy loot boxes, don't buy cosmetics you're welcome (just spent 6 bucks on 2 pints of dead guy ale at the bar)
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Feb 13, 2019 07:16
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Ciaphas posted:Think I'm gonna try to give Hollow Knight one more chance What has caused you to bounce off of it?
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Feb 13, 2019 07:22
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Was never a fan of the combat, I think. Been a while
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Feb 13, 2019 07:23
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precision posted:I didn't pay 18 bucks for a single skin but I did buy 10 loot boxes from which I got 4 or 5 good skins because I wanted to support Respawn for doing a super good job i will never, ever buy a lootbox. hell, i don't even buy games with them if i can help it. gently caress lootboxes.
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Feb 13, 2019 07:29
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Ciaphas posted:Was never a fan of the combat, I think. Been a while Well that's significant since it's the meat of the game and can't be avoided. Although I will say it gets better throughout the game as you acquire more upgrades. The dash ability is a particularly huge step forward in mobility and makes combat way more interesting.
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Feb 13, 2019 07:29
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Feb 13, 2019 07:32
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Hack the planet
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Feb 13, 2019 07:33
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Jay Rust posted:Hack the planet Atari teenage riot! !!!
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Feb 13, 2019 08:15
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Aliens colonial marines may yet be the worst game I’ve ever played. The story is actually infuriating and insulting to anyone who is an Alien fan
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Feb 13, 2019 08:26
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I finished Portal! What an absolute joy of a game. I love how you start with these structured testing environments and the real game only begins when you break out and everything switches to these freeform environments and you're left to figure everything out for yourself but it's doable because of how the game sets you up for it. And it was so drat funny. Comedy needs to be way more prevalent in video gaming as a medium. Almost everything is trying to be super serious and it sucks.
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Feb 13, 2019 08:51
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Taintrunner posted:Aliens colonial marines may yet be the worst game I’ve ever played. The story is actually infuriating and insulting to anyone who is an Alien fan How far are you because hooo boy. Also if youre on PC you can upgrade the games AI considerably (itll still be bad) by editing a single text value.
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Feb 13, 2019 09:29
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Activision-Blizzard hire a new CFO, who gets a $15 million handshake just for coming on board and has produced loving nothing for the company thus far They then release a statement about how 2018 was a record year for them in terms of profits. Followed by firing 8% of their staff because of 'restructuring' Imagine the scene in Aladdin where the Genie gets super pissed off and goes "TELL HER THE TRUTHHHHHHH", but instead it is FORM A loving UNION (And then eat the rich)
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Feb 13, 2019 09:39
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Apex is good.
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Feb 13, 2019 10:08
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Taintrunner posted:Aliens colonial marines may yet be the worst game I’ve ever played. The story is actually infuriating and insulting to anyone who is an Alien fan Do tell, I've never played but have heard nothing but bad things and I love Alien
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Feb 13, 2019 10:13
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Was it a good idea or a bad idea to start my first playthrough of The Last of Us Remastered on Grounded difficulty? Time will tell. I'm just going to assume there are some bullshit difficulty spikes coming up since I just finished the Uncharted remasters on Crushing. I can't imagine subjecting myself to playing those on Brutal, though I probably would have if you didn't have to beat the games first to unlock that difficulty.
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Feb 13, 2019 10:20
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The giant frog aliens in EDF 5 are fuckers
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Feb 13, 2019 10:23
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bentacos posted:Was it a good idea or a bad idea to start my first playthrough of The Last of Us Remastered on Grounded difficulty? Time will tell. There are a bunch of gotcha monster closets in TLOU that I imagine would be pretty frustrating if you were playing on the highest difficulty and didn't know they were coming.
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Feb 13, 2019 10:24
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Rarity posted:I finished Portal! What an absolute joy of a game. I love how you start with these structured testing environments and the real game only begins when you break out and everything switches to these freeform environments and you're left to figure everything out for yourself but it's doable because of how the game sets you up for it. And it was so drat funny. Comedy needs to be way more prevalent in video gaming as a medium. Almost everything is trying to be super serious and it sucks. Hooray!  I am so glad!Now play the sequel!! (I hope you enjoy that as much as me. I think it does everything wonderful the first did and then adds more on!)
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Feb 13, 2019 10:24
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Verranicus posted:Do tell, I've never played but have heard nothing but bad things and I love Alien There’s a point where they imply that both of the only female characters have chestbursters in them. I think. It’s uh, not good about women at all, especially in context of Alien/Aliens as a feminist sci-fi franchise. Like you’re much better off just reading The Cold Forge and pretending nothing came after Aliens.
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Feb 13, 2019 10:53
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A $50k tournament for a game that's been out a week is messed up
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Feb 13, 2019 10:54
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VideoGames posted:Hooray! It's on the list! I should get to it in around 4 years time
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Feb 13, 2019 11:14
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I never knew I needed a game full of late 90s grungepop until right now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJhUq8KTujU
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Feb 13, 2019 11:33
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Rarity posted:I never knew I needed a game full of late 90s grungepop until right now god dammit, reinstalling
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Feb 13, 2019 11:34
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Rarity posted:I never knew I needed a game full of late 90s grungepop until right now Whelp I’ve reinstalled too
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Feb 13, 2019 11:35
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I reinstalled Deus Ex instead
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Feb 13, 2019 11:55
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VideoGames posted:Hooray! Portal 2: I don't think I've ever laughed harder at a game than "This is the part where he kills us" Somebody fucked around with this message at 12:15 on Feb 13, 2019 |
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Feb 13, 2019 12:05
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Actually the best Portal 2 line is: "Oh good my slow clap processor made it into this thing, so we have that." plus the follow up
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Feb 13, 2019 12:11
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the three houses of fire emblem: big baps, moe, garbage boy
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Feb 13, 2019 12:14
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The only line I remember in all of portal 2 is the throwaway line foreshadowing the ending because for some reason my brain latched onto it and instead of the ending being super cool I was like oh hey finally this game ends.
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Feb 13, 2019 12:15
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Roth posted:Portal 2: I don't think I've ever laughed harder at a game than "This is the part where he kills us" Oh my word yes. Seriously that whole game has one of the best little storylines ever. Every voice actor is pitch perfect and nails every aspect of their role. It looks great, it controls great, it sounds amazing (the neat multi layered music), the puzzles are a great blend. I think it is the absolute best Valve product ever made (and this is as someone with 2700 hours in Team Fortress 2 and counting) and solidly my most favourite game ever made. I cannot think of any way to make it better. Even the coop stuff is stunning and playing that with my bestie was a good few evenings of joy. This is the Valve I choose to remember.
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It's OK, guys. If you take the first title of each titty porn game released on Steam on 3rd March it spells PORTAL so Portal 3 is basically confirmed
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I didnt enjoy Portal 2 very much but id still buy Portal 3 because goddamn do I love 90% of portal 1 and the coop of Portal 2
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