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Feb 13, 2019 18:06
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Feb 13, 2019 18:09
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:The dog meat ban will also outlaw eating cat meat. "Eating pussy" could be interpreted as either the consumption of feline flesh or the act of cunnilingus. Since the law will ban the former, the poster is suggesting that, due to the double meaning, it would also ban the latter. This is a "pun;" a joke which relies on a word or phrase having multiple meanings and conflating them. I'm sorry, I thought it was funny. And I wouldn't be human if I didn't want to share my terrible pun 
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Feb 13, 2019 18:10
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An insane mind posted:I'm sorry, I thought it was funny. And I wouldn't be human if I didn't want to share my terrible pun The post you're quoting is making fun of the person who wasn't getting your joke, not you.
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Feb 13, 2019 18:13
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Der Meister posted:why do people vote for tories...? same reasons people vote republican
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Feb 13, 2019 18:17
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JFairfax posted:same reasons people vote republican ??
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Feb 13, 2019 18:31
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JFairfax posted:same reasons people vote republican What, they also miss the British Empire and white supremacy? Actually I guess you're half right
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Feb 13, 2019 18:32
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Pick posted:incredible these are people who believe in an iron clad distinction between "immigrant" and "expat" and if asked to explain it would simply frown and blink
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Feb 13, 2019 18:34
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Der Meister posted:why do people vote for tories...? all our media is fox news
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Feb 13, 2019 18:34
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Der Meister posted:why do people vote for tories...? tories lie, op
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Feb 13, 2019 18:59
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olds don’t want anymore browns to move in to their village
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Feb 13, 2019 19:01
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Fried Watermelon posted:Please don't shoot the rabbits, the UK is losing an incredible amount of biodiversity compared to the rest of the planet already. Not necessarily more than anywhere else, it could look that way because the UK is studied more than a lot of other countries. Insect numbers are down massively all over the world.
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Feb 13, 2019 19:25
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alphabettitouretti posted:Not necessarily more than anywhere else, it could look that way because the UK is studied more than a lot of other countries. But the UK is still likely to be worst-affected as we're the first country about to adopt a nationwide insect and tree bark diet.
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Feb 13, 2019 19:30
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Elevator Screamer posted:But the UK is still likely to be worst-affected as we're the first country about to adopt a nationwide insect and tree bark diet. I'm going to tuck into some gammon before hitting the bark and insects. It's been marinading in sherry and ale for decades so it should be delicious.
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Feb 13, 2019 19:33
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Is death by guillotine a halal form of meat preparation?
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Feb 13, 2019 19:39
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Elevator Screamer posted:Is death by guillotine a halal form of meat preparation? doesnt matter how you prepare pork
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Feb 13, 2019 19:43
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https://twitter.com/JimMFelton/status/1095755325733568512
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Feb 13, 2019 19:46
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freckle posted:doesnt matter how you prepare pork lmao
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Feb 13, 2019 19:46
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freckle posted:doesnt matter how you prepare pork lol
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Feb 13, 2019 19:47
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freckle posted:doesnt matter how you prepare pork *in extremely Catholic voice* If you wrap meat in a dumpling, it stops being meat.
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Feb 13, 2019 19:48
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eat the seed grain, Britain this is an accelerationist
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Feb 13, 2019 20:25
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Don't panic everyone! I think I've got us covered.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xjaLxHLE0I
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Feb 13, 2019 21:03
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This isn't even controversial. People vote Tory because they promise to scrap human rights protections. This is a positive story for the majority of Tory voters.
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Feb 13, 2019 21:07
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What sort of lovely jams do you Brits eat, jam is like the ultimate mold resistant superfood. I've had an open jar of jam in the fridge for like two years and it's still as good as new.
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Feb 13, 2019 21:28
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steinrokkan posted:What sort of lovely jams do you Brits eat, jam is like the ultimate mold resistant superfood. I've had an open jar of jam in the fridge for like two years and it's still as good as new. Yeah, I was gonna say
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Feb 13, 2019 21:29
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Well this is the same country where custard powder is a delicacy.
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Feb 13, 2019 21:30
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steinrokkan posted:What sort of lovely jams do you Brits eat, jam is like the ultimate mold resistant superfood. I've had an open jar of jam in the fridge for like two years and it's still as good as new. They don't even refrigerate their beer over there -- maybe they do the same with jam. 
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Feb 13, 2019 21:31
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i want to reassure the british people itt that they’re not alone: the unpreparedness of the british customs is rivaled by that of the french customs we don’t have the infrastructure, the people sent to deal with the increase in traffic are only currently being recruited and have no experience of customs work, there will not be enough veterinarians for the inspections, we’re expecting that st pancras will have room to house a bunch of french customs officers on rotation, they’re supposed to create a new statute for certain administrative personnel who will have to do night shifts, and so on so our own incompetence will compound yours!
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Feb 13, 2019 21:32
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What a massive surprise: the thing conservatives have been going on about for years.
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Feb 13, 2019 21:33
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Feb 13, 2019 21:41
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Fried Watermelon posted:Please don't shoot the rabbits, the UK is losing an incredible amount of biodiversity compared to the rest of the planet already. Wasn't there a plan to do a lot of reforesting up north? How's that going?
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Feb 13, 2019 21:47
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steinrokkan posted:What sort of lovely jams do you Brits eat, jam is like the ultimate mold resistant superfood. I've had an open jar of jam in the fridge for like two years and it's still as good as new. That's only because you've not exposed it to any tories
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Feb 13, 2019 22:07
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRMwCz_Q9b4 I don't like the journalist's style (he's got that annoying Louie Theroux manner of acting like a clueless innocent all the time) but it's interesting to hear what the people on the border have to say. See if you can guess where they have to go to find someone who actually supports Brexit, and even wishes that things could "go back to the way they were 40 years ago"!
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Feb 13, 2019 22:32
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https://twitter.com/Femi_Sorry/status/1095637025573822466
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Feb 13, 2019 22:42
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How likely is a united Ireland really? I was under the impression that NI was basically full of brexit voting conservatives
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Feb 13, 2019 22:47
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you guys have reintroduced beavers to the uk right? according to the Catholic Church they are fish and I hear the tails taste bacon if u cook them right also lol, brexit
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Feb 13, 2019 22:48
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Flowers For Algeria posted:i want to reassure the british people itt that they’re not alone: the unpreparedness of the british customs is rivaled by that of the french customs The Brits have decided to mitigate the problem by ignoring it, I doubt the French will be so accommodating.
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Feb 13, 2019 22:52
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prefect posted:They don't even refrigerate their beer over there -- maybe they do the same with jam. or their eggs hey, entire country, you ever heard of a loving refrigerator? free hubcaps posted:you guys have reintroduced beavers to the uk right? according to the Catholic Church they are fish and I hear the tails taste bacon if u cook them right while the rear end in a top hat does provide a delicious vanilla secretion suitable for low grade icemilk and other cheap treats, the tail of the beaver is something you’d have to be tricked into eating. from what I’m told they’re foul
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Feb 13, 2019 22:55
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Drunkboxer posted:How likely is a united Ireland really? I was under the impression that NI was basically full of brexit voting conservatives There's going to be a lot of Unionist defectors after Brexit takes hold, because they'll know materially they're better off as part of the EU under reunification with Ireland. The question is what are the Tories in London and the Protestant diehards going to do?
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Feb 13, 2019 22:56
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