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Woodenlung
Dec 10, 2013

Calculating Infinity
please god dont let pukki play in premier league. cant stand that cunts face

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sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Championship is the best league. The defending is bad enough for teams to score nice looking goals.

https://twitter.com/SoccerAM/status/1058056087314657280

https://twitter.com/SoccerAM/status/1049592806854025217

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Oh my god. Squires using the big guns last week.



https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2019/feb/05/david-squires-on-everton-annual-crisis-and-celebrity-cats

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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https://www.instagram.com/p/Btw_i4tHqPO/

jre
Sep 2, 2011

To the cloud ?



Woodenlung posted:

please god dont let pukki play in premier league. cant stand that cunts face

Pukki was amazingly bad when he played in Scotland, it's hilarious he's scored 20 for norwich

:stare: loving :drat:

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747

I admire that guy's full commitment to cardio-fueled weight loss.

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
Im the five cops waiting off screen with night sticks, as you do

Woodenlung
Dec 10, 2013

Calculating Infinity

jre posted:

Pukki was amazingly bad when he played in Scotland, it's hilarious he's scored 20 for norwich

He was pretty decent in Denmark. Brøndby almost won the league after I dont even remember how long (must be nearing 20 years at this point). But in the second last match, in which they were in front 2-0 until the last few minutes, they managed to throw that. He was through with the keeper at one point, with another team mate and decided to take it himself (and missed), what a great time that was. Other team then managed to score two in the last few minutes.

Imagine losing the league like this, after not winning it for almost 20 years









sensational. i get so happy looking at all these glue sniffers being sad.

Woodenlung
Dec 10, 2013

Calculating Infinity


good sponsor work

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

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throwing a full bottle with the cap still on after smuggling it in, smdh

Pen Express
Sep 23, 2009

shut up blegum posted:

Semi related, but last night as I watched my team blast another corner at knee hight into the first defender, I was wondering which player takes the best corner kicks. And if there actually is one that is crazy consistent about them. Because it seems like that's something that you could easily practice yet pro players gently caress it up all the time.

I think it’s more that, statistically, you’re better off drilling it right into the box than floating it in. The knee height thing is maddening, obviously, but in general a direct cross causes more chaos in the box.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Eau de MacGowan posted:

throwing a full bottle with the cap still on after smuggling it in, smdh

Nah, he'd have bought it at whatever extortionate price they'd be charging at the stadium.

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Vagabundo posted:

Nah, he'd have bought it at whatever extortionate price they'd be charging at the stadium.

They leave the cap on when they serve you? Here they take the cap off everything, even a plastic water bottle

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards
Isn't it just non alcoholic beer they sell at CL games or has that changed? Or did I imagine it?

shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


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Mickolution posted:

Isn't it just non alcoholic beer they sell at CL games or has that changed? Or did I imagine it?

Yeah it's Heineken

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/iresimpsonsfans/status/1095730633593233408

Why am I now getting 90% of my news from the Ireland Simpsons Fans?

peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe
Despite his name he’s completely English tbf

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

peanut- posted:

Despite his name he’s completely English tbf

When it comes to footballers, the name is more than enough for Ireland.

(He's got Irish grandparents IIRC, which does actually qualify him for Irish citizenship)

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

peanut- posted:

Despite his name he’s completely English tbf

I thought he was Chinese

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

RideTheSpiral posted:

I thought he was Chinese

Nah you are thinking of Rice Paddy

EC10
Jan 17, 2005

We like Nin-po-po
We like Nin-po-po
We like Nin-po-po
We like NIN---PO!
https://twitter.com/LUFC_Goals/status/1095790451108401152?s=19

:waycool:

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side

Jose posted:

I'm not saying they all need to be that good. Just that he is clearly the best free kick ever so much so Pirlo said in his autobiography he copied how he did it. I don't think I ever see anyone try a lot of the kinds of free kicks he does in this video

Rashford does the "hit it so it bounces just before the keeper" thing, he's scored with it and also set up a tap in for Lukaku fairly recently

hello i am phone
Nov 24, 2005
¿donde estoy?
https://twitter.com/totemleturkiye/status/1095938504230690816

UnderFreddy
Oct 9, 2012

GEGENPOSTING

DBU has released their nominees for the Best Danish Goal of the Year and there's some real bangers in here, love the second one especially. Also includes some guy commentating on the goals

https://twitter.com/DBUfodbold/status/1096047307752128512

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

UnderFreddy posted:

DBU has released their nominees for the Best Danish Goal of the Year and there's some real bangers in here, love the second one especially. Also includes some guy commentating on the goals

https://twitter.com/DBUfodbold/status/1096047307752128512

heard a "zlatan" for the second one heh

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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XBenedict
May 23, 2006

YOUR LIPS SAY 0, BUT YOUR EYES SAY 1.

https://twitter.com/leytonorientfc/status/1095404678655938560

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

I got to shoot another Bung Piepit legend tonight.





album: https://imgur.com/a/RAEtEXN

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



Great shots!

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:
This popped into my head earlier so now it can pop into all of yours

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oQ6s-cV6Ac

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
Those are nice, Soulex. The one of 19 hitting the volley and the fan in the sombrero are great. How many people came out to see Landon?

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Gigi Galli posted:

Those are nice, Soulex. The one of 19 hitting the volley and the fan in the sombrero are great. How many people came out to see Landon?

Almost 8500 according to their website.

For reference they had 2900 at their last home game before Donovan was announced.

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.
lol

https://twitter.com/KeltyHeartsFC/status/1096807872585973760

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Thanks guys!

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

Soulex posted:

Thanks guys!

Nice work dude.

Seems like the MASL has some fairly ridiculous kits that are good.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
https://twitter.com/mtumulty/status/1097185393206878209

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

That's a fast boy. Don't see many goals like that anymore, powered by pure pace.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
https://twitter.com/BBCSport/status/1097186216527699969

He won the whole game for us. He's only a little lad, makes no sense to be that fast.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Gignac owns
https://twitter.com/SoccerCooligans/status/1097270738824937472

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sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
https://twitter.com/mirkobolesan/status/1097280433862131712

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