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MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003





Well that's loving terrifying.

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Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!

*a hundred goons put away their rulers* You win this round, poster guy.

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:
*sigh* what's this one dying of

Rirse
May 7, 2006

by R. Guyovich

Dissapointed Owl posted:

*sigh* what's this one dying of

Going by the flower dress, Sephiroth.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
All the terminally ill kids in these movies have oxygen tubes in their noses and little else. Like you never see someone with a visible chemo port or something.

wizardofloneliness
Dec 30, 2008

I think it's cystic fibrosis this time, so it's a bit of a change from the usual "extremely attractive people with terminal cancer" thing.

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:

Rirse posted:

Going by the flower dress, Sephiroth.

that's a nerdy lol

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

MikeJF posted:

Well that's loving terrifying.

Saw the poster at the local theater. It actually has fur on it.

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

Dissapointed Owl posted:

*sigh* what's this one dying of

Ennui

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

A CRUNK BIRD posted:

I took your advice and boy howdy does that look like a big piece of poo poo.

Sorry you didn't like it.

I sometimes forget that I'm on SA where the only good movies made in the last 25 years are Raid 2 and John Wick.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Dissapointed Owl posted:

*sigh* what's this one dying of

Having a dumb name

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

kiimo posted:

Sorry you didn't like it.

I sometimes forget that I'm on SA where the only good movies made in the last 25 years are Raid 2 and John Wick.

The Matrix is now 20 years old. It boggles the mind.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Pope Corky the IX posted:

All the terminally ill kids in these movies have oxygen tubes in their noses and little else. Like you never see someone with a visible chemo port or something.

All of his attempts at romantic monologues are interrupted by five-minute fits of coughing up blood, portrayed in real time.

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant

Lobok posted:

All of his attempts at romantic monologues are interrupted by five-minute fits of coughing up blood, portrayed in real time.
I want an update of La Boheme that isn't loving Rent.

MAKE IT HAPPEN IN A HIGH SCHOOL!

Samuel Clemens
Oct 4, 2013

I think we should call the Avengers.

kiimo posted:

Sorry you didn't like it.

I sometimes forget that I'm on SA where the only good movies made in the last 25 years are Raid 2 and John Wick.

Whoa now, we also like Dredd and, uh, that one YouTube video where someone celebrates the death of Thatcher?

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

https://www.indiewire.com/gallery/the-20-craziest-movie-posters-berlinale-2019/#!1/collage-berlinale/









I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

FilthyImp posted:

I want an update of La Boheme that isn't loving Rent.

MAKE IT HAPPEN IN A HIGH SCHOOL!

Moulin Rouge!

A CRUNK BIRD
Sep 29, 2004

kiimo posted:

Sorry you didn't like it.

I sometimes forget that I'm on SA where the only good movies made in the last 25 years are Raid 2 and John Wick.

You forgot Mad Max Fury Road

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007


Wendell
May 11, 2003

There ain’t no party like a Breast House party

Tart Kitty
Dec 17, 2016

Oh, well, that's all water under the bridge, as I always say. Water under the bridge!


I guess we know what Charlie Bucket did with all that chocolate factory money.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax
WORLD IS A gently caress
谷歌翻译 Kill Em All 2019
I am trash driver
410,757,864,530 CRASHED CARS

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:

Thanks, I hate it.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Samuel Clemens posted:

Whoa now, we also like Dredd and, uh, that one YouTube video where someone celebrates the death of Thatcher?

We mostly like that second one because he's a goon.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Did we miss a movie called Born Drive

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Never Too Late To Change Job

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Wendell posted:

There ain’t no party like a Breast House party

Thanks, I've got that song stuck in my head now. Hoochie mamas, show your ta-tas, indeed.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Paris has flooded and that guy is about to die from drowning.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Shape of Water 2: Fish Fuckin' Boogaloo.

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Gonz posted:

Paris has flooded and that guy is about to die from drowning.

Drowning in fish pussyPoésy! The Shape of Water has left us thirsty.

Paper Kaiju
Dec 5, 2010

atomic breadth
Breast HOOOUUUSE!!! I'm revoking your charter!

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

The Saddest Rhino posted:

Did we miss a movie called Born Drive

A mysterious radiation from a passing comet have cause several pregnant women to give birth to children who can drive from birth. They are the Born Drive! The story focuses on two unrelated family who never meet throughout the movie: the O'Conners and the Torettos.

Untrustable
Mar 17, 2009





Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Shape of Water 2: Fish Fuckin' Boogaloo.

The Shape of Water 2 is actually called Cold Skin and it's on Shudder.

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe

Paper Kaiju posted:

Breast HOOOUUUSE!!! I'm revoking your charter!

It's the prequel to Bra, also on that list

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002




Having a movie with both Hunnam and Hedlund in it is going to cause issues for me

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
How is that not directed by Peter Berg? Or is he only doing movies based on a true story now?

Also, how in the gently caress is Affleck still getting work? He's an alcoholic date rapist, and yet the only thing that's happened so far is that he's no longer Batman.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

Pope Corky the IX posted:

Also, how in the gently caress is Affleck still getting work? He's an alcoholic date rapist, and yet the only thing that's happened so far is that he's no longer Batman.

His alcoholism is well known but not really gonna cost him any work at this point. The allegations of sexual misconduct have never really made it out to the general public the way a lot of others have, so if and when that shoe drops he'll probably have to go away for a while, it just hasn't happened yet.

Kwanzaa Quickie
Nov 4, 2009
I know it’s some dumb status thing, but gently caress everyone involved in having the wrong names over the actors right in the loving ear.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I have not heard about this date rape thing. I've heard about someone having to stand guard because he has been in a NY bar for two days with booze hookers and blow shuffled in and out but I haven't heard about anything rapey.

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Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
Sorry, Casey is the date rapist. But Ben did grope Hilarie Burton's breasts during an episode of TRL in 2003, and fondled a makeup artist at a Golden Globes party a few years ago.

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