Pirate Radar posted:

Ariong posted:

There’s a comic featuring an old-timey version of Dog Welder?

Pirate Radar posted:

It’s from the origin-story one where Constantine shows up and takes him to the Hall of Dogwelders Past

darthbob88 posted:

I need a name for this glory.

poopinmymouth posted:

A bit late since Lazytown the show is basically already shuttered, but since we're on cum talk, story time!

I worked at Lazytown on season 3 and 4. I didn't know in my first two weeks that the actor who plays sportacus was also the owner. He came in to help direct the scene where he eats a poisoned apple from robby rotten that was filled with sugar syrup. They shot a plastic apple with bite out of it falling, but needed me to add "sugar goo" in a 30 frame clip (it's in the final episode). Magnús came to me and was describing how it should be thick, viscus, and honey colored, but "it should not look like cum". I couldn't help myself and blurted out, "well you came to the right person, because I'm a cum expert"

I could hear the gasp of my female german boss from across the room and every other person in the VFX room stopped what they were doing. The only sound was my poo poo eating grin getting bigger. He just replied "right, okay" and left.

I think it looks like honey, mission accomplished.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlSkG5eqQOw

Pirate Radar posted:

I had to look it up again but it’s Six-Pack and Dogwelder: Hard-Travelin’ Heroez or something similar

yeah actually they will posted:

I saw someone on the ironic pink Foad forum say "Sernie Banders" and I laughed so hard that my kidneys ruptured, causing my blood stream to fill with urea, killing me instantly

NomChompsky posted:

*escapes the bear and decides it's time to knock over your grill and break your screen door*

*im a deer im a goddamn piece of poo poo idiot*

Bertrand Hustle posted:

In what world do historians need guns

Bertrand Hustle posted:

In what world do historians need guns

Bertrand Hustle posted:

In what world do historians need guns

Spanish Manlove posted:

To defend their pumpkins, duh

Admiral Joeslop posted:

He has now protected his account

Picnic Princess posted:

All this fighting over vaginas and vulvas and it turns out he was the real pussy all along.

BAD WILLIE posted:

Alright. I was at the mall today and saw this kid I knew from my highschool hanging out with some fly girl and handling her rear end and all that poo poo. He was walking with a swagger, trying to look all hard and everything. But he was a LITTLE BITCH back in HS and wasn't hard at all, EVERYONE would pick on him. So I walked up and told her, "why are you loving with him, he's a god drat PUSSY and isn't hard at all."

The moral of this story, well...there isn't one. But it gets me loving pissed when people who have no right to act hard are acting all hard.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

quote:

I sat down to gather my thoughts and reflect upon the day's events. So much had happened, and yet, the goons would expect something grand from me - something magical in a BAD WILLIE-sorta way. Hitting the "post" button, I began to type out the interesting story of the day. My hands hurt so bad now, I can barely move them at all. Why doesn't Roger call anymore? Could a person actually forget their own father? Stuck on a sentence, I glimpsed up at his framed picture upon the wall. His smile shone down at me, a beacon in muddled times. As a tear slowly dripped from my eyes, I continued typing. This would be my best post. I'd do it for Roger and I'd do for Larry and I'd do it for every one of those boys who didn't make it back from the Pacific. I'd do it for Harriet and Lizzie and Gordon.

And hell, I may even do a bit for myself.

quote:
Alright. I was at the mall today and saw this kid I knew from my highschool hanging out with some fly girl and handling her rear end and all that poo poo. He was walking with a swagger, trying to look all hard and everything. But he was a LITTLE BITCH back in HS and wasn't hard at all, EVERYONE would pick on him. So I walked up and told her, "why are you loving with him, he's a god drat PUSSY and isn't hard at all."

The moral of this story, well...there isn't one. But it gets me loving pissed when people who have no right to act hard are acting all hard.

I look over the finished product. I smile briefly. How sweet a smile is on a sour day. I hit "preview post" and give it another glance over. Satisfied with the end result, and feeling all is right in the world for once, I submit it to the forums.

It's in the hands of the goons now.

Dumb Lowtax posted:

How are you all building your quotes of posts from archives, complete with the ban link? Manually figuring out postids and more or what?

BAD WILLIE posted:

"are you black "

No, I am spanish. My brother is in the Latin Kings.

BAD WILLIE posted:

I'm not in the Latin Kings because I plan to be a scholar. So gently caress that idea about me being the embodiment of a gangster. But its not the gangs that are the problem of our society, its the people who loving run this society. Rich motherfuckers all, and none of htem know poo poo about being hard.

BAD WILLIE posted:

Being hard means that when people give you poo poo that not only do you try to gently caress them up but you DO gently caress them up. Its about having respect and a sense of community, but not being a pussy about it, in the sense that my moms wants our fam to carry respect but not to use violence. If a man treated respect that way, they would be a loving pussy. Its also about being confident and letting others know that they arne't going to be loving with you.

Also, hard is what people consider to be hard.

sebmojo posted:

BAD WILLIE knows whats up

FactsAreUseless posted:

edit 2: there's not a chance in hell this is real and it's so good

FactsAreUseless posted:

You can just click the # next to a post to get the post ID in the URL, and it auto-generates the Leper's Colony link when you type

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edit: no it doesn't, I have no idea why I thought that

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Can the Tetrominoes dab.

net cafe scandal posted:

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

Lol remember that post where the girl devirginized that guy to the Tetris theme and someone bought her an avatar of a Tetris dick falling into a slot?

Facebook Aunt posted:

http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-529 is half a cat. The front half. The shad is on the alternate dimension that (presumably) has the rear end. Just a cat rear end walking around and pooping. What a cat-rear end-trophy!

Cat rear end Trophy posted:

Hey now!

pikachode posted:

sanderson's only function is as protein-rich biomass for the starving poor

pikachode posted:

i myself will consume his flesh and gain his fame

pikachode posted:

though i'm not starving and am in fact monstrously, gloriously obese, just a perfect rosy sphere of folds and ripples, endlessly hungering. i am poor though, having invested my fortune unwisely, and so i deserve to partake of the man, this man, who has made me so unhappy

pikachode posted:

the trouble is that it's difficult for me to reach him, as a person of my stature can move only by rolling horizontally across the landscape

pikachode posted:

but i'll get him eventually. i'll eat him. i ate robert jordan and i'll eat sanderson too. i'll eat every single last one of your heroes you simple idiots, you fools, you charlatans of the human species

pikachode posted:

trash! trash! trash! trash!! TRASH! TRAHSJG

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Randaconda posted:

Spanish Manlove posted:

That face you give him when he calls you over for netflix and grill

Riatsala posted:

Avshalom is a goddamn hero